Trump likely skipping first two GOP primary debates: NYT

Fat former President Trump is likely to skip one or both of the first two GOP primary debates due to bullshit tantrums over Fox News and the Reagan Library, sources tell the New York Times.

Capitol rioter being just a tad histrionic over Supreme Court case

Biden overtakes Trump on stupid online betting site

Utah animal rehab center demolished for “dinosaur park” expansion

“Stay poor, liberals”

Former Michigan House Speaker Lee Chafield and wife indicted

“Your client was audibly uttering something… I will not have any jurors intimated in this courtroom. I want to make that crystal clear”

WATCH LIVE: Biden holds campaign event in Scranton

St Louis-area boy caught driving on wrong side of the road

Smartmatic reaches settlement with OAN

Marjorie Taylor Greene too old and mentally feeble to serve

US GDP growth to double that of all other G7 nations in 2024

Sleepy Don teeters again

Jesus dork refuses to be crucified willingly

Manhattan DA asks judge to threaten Trump with jail time

LISTEN LIVE: Los Supremos hear arguments in Capitol riot case

Thomas Massie demands Mike Johnson resign or be vacated

Team Orange issues “The Biden Trial, Talking Points” to minions

Biden to pitch tax fairness in Scranton, Pennsylvania

Not even day two yet of this “ASSAULT ON AMERICA!”

MAGA Land always finds a way

Tom Cotton encourages vehicular homicide to combat free speech

Murders plummet in big cities

NASA selects four guinea pigs for simulated Mars mission

Baltimore container ship had alarms go off hours before launch

Ohio Republican Congressman recites Russian talking points well, blames Biden for Putin invading Ukraine

Former cop awarded $23.5 million for beating by St. Louis police while he was undercover at demonstration against police shooting

Once again, Marge threatens Preacher Johnson

Pro-Palestinian protesters cause havoc as they block bridges, highways around the country creating delays

Cawthorn reckless at the wheel

Appliance Week unplugged

“We decline your invitation for President Biden to testify”

New York court officers say they didn’t cry upon seeing Trump

McCarthy Gavelgate slammed shut by Inspector General

Trump ’20 campaign’s ratfucker in Wisconsin now leads state GOP

Terrible father now has excuse to skip son’s high school graduation

Rasputin-esque MAGA guy livens up boring NYC protest

Judge spikes Rudy’s appeal of Freeman-Moss verdict

Witness list released

Jury selection process actually finally begins in Trump trial

No injuries in turkey attack on Quebec long-term care home

MAGA influencer was just saying he would personally tamper with the trial if he were a juror, not trying to tamper the jury, you imbecile

Sleepy Don

RFK Jr now claims Orange Slob asked him to be VP

Jim Jordan wrestles with his failure to stop Alvin Bragg

Manhattan DA will seek to hold Trump in contempt over gag order

Clarence Thomas skips work

Republican Guam delegate says Matt Gaetz added him to stupid “Trump did not engage in insurrection” resolution without asking

“This is an assault on our country”

US retail sales up 0.7 percent in March, more than double expected

Try to guess what happened after TMTG filed to sell more shares