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Biden directly challenges Trump to June and September debates

President Biden on Wednesday directly challenged fat former President Trump to at least two debates, one in June and another in September. The Washington Post reports that Biden’s campaign are bypassing the Commission on Presidential Debates schedule for the fall and opening negotiations with Team Orange for ground rules, moderators, venue, etc in a showdown next month.

“Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020, and since then he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he is acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal. I’ll even do it twice. So let’s pick the dates, Donald. I hear you’re free on Wednesdays,” Biden said, taunting the orange degenerate over his ongoing criminal trial. Biden also proposed a July vice presidential debate between Kamala Harris and whichever shitbag Donald picks to replace Mike Pence. Under the president’s stipulations, only four networks – ones that broadcast 2020 Dem and 2024 Republican primary debates – are eligible: CNN, ABC News, Telemundo and CBS News. Other must-have rules include that the networks pick a host from their “regular personnel,” firm time limits for answers, equal speaking time, alternative turns to speak and microphones that are only active during each candidate’s turn. Nothing about performance-enhancing drug tests was mentioned.

The New York Times separately reports that the Biden campaign want it held in a TV studio rather than an auditorium where the Orange Fuhrer can feed off the negative energy from his fans.

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