“Tornado Watch for portions of Far Eastern and Southeastern Georgia Much of Central and Southern South Carolina. Effective this Thursday morning and afternoon from 710 AM until 100 PM EDT”
“Primary threats include… A couple tornadoes possible Isolated damaging wind gusts to 70 mph possible… Ongoing convective line expected to continue progressing eastward/northeastward into more of eastern/southeastern Georgia and South Carolina this morning. Strong shear, particularly in the low levels, will support a threat for damaging wind gusts and brief line-embedded tornadoes for the next several hours. The tornado watch area is approximately along and 65 statute miles east and west of a line from 50 miles north northeast of Columbia SC to 65 miles south of Vidalia GA,” says an NWS bulletin heralding a display of the Lord’s majesty to a region populated by his most faithful.
Praise be to the Heavenly Father for just this small glimpse of his might and power to the most righteous of believers in Baptist, Methodist, Pentecostal, Evangelical, and other congregations across this blessed dominion. Witness the glory of his meteorological creation and may he guide thy hand in retrofitting a narrative about how it was all part of his mysterious plan should the homes or even lives of some faithful be obliterated by His power. No such guidance will be needed should His wrath be visited upon Jews, Mexicans, Hindus, and Muslims. Praise be His wrath upon such others.