Trump complains that Woodward's book is missing Middle East "Peace Deal" that occurred after manuscript was submitted

Bob Woodward’s badly written book is very boring & totally “obsolete”. Didn’t even talk about the recent Middle East deal. Just another tired, washed up Trump Hater, who can’t stand that I have done so much, so quickly! #MAGA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2020

Movie Night Saturday: World War Z

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MAGA Land skeptical of a stupid conspiracy theory for a change

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Cybertruck deliveries halted

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“Next question”

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Justin Trudeau officially resigns, Mark Carney to be sworn in

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S&P 500’s “correction” seventh-fastest ever

Second Amendment patriot celebrates freedom at Tesla dealership

MAGA Congressman didn’t want to hold town hall

Mike Johnson’s prayers answered again as God takes another Dem

Newsmax asshole’s explanation for why stock market crash actually Biden and Dems’ fault way too long, boring, and convoluted

President Shitbag takes birthright case to Los Supremos

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Maybe Scott Bessent should just stop going on CNBC

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“Yes, they were left up there for political reasons”

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Steve Bannon not ruling out presidential bid

“Padded light pole” evidently wasn’t padded enough

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Judge blocks Trump order banning Dem law firm from buildings

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“Everything is transgender, everybody’s transgender”

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