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Alaska gov orders criminal investigation into Peltola campaign

“Today’s New York Times reporting reveals disturbing new evidence of an organized effort to manipulate Alaska’s elections by recruiting candidates – including one with the same name as an incumbent US Senator – to deliberately confuse voters and misdirect their votes. The Alaska Division of Elections investigated these very concerns in June of this year. The new reporting substantially supports the Division’s findings. I am therefore directing the Department of Public Safety to investigate whether this scheme violated Alaska’s laws and whether criminal charges or civil action are warranted. The evidence will determine what happens next. Alaskans have a fundamental right to vote for the candidate they actually intend to support. Deliberately tricking voters into casting their ballots for someone else strikes at the integrity of our elections. Anyone or any organization found to have broken the law must be held accountable,” tweeted Republican Alaska Gov Mike Dunleavy on Thursday, four days before election day, months after the first hints of the Peltola campaign’s efforts were first publicly reported. Bob Ferguson had no comment.

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Orange Baby declares Mary Peltola’s candidacy invalid

“It has just been determined that the Democrats in Alaska illegally searched for, and recruited, a man named Dan Sullivan to run against our distinguished Republican Senator, Dan Sullivan, in order to defraud, confuse, and obfuscate the Election, thereby taking votes away from the REAL Senator, Dan Sullivan. The New York Times reports that, ‘Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska’s Senate ballot. But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run – as well as other candidates.'”

“The Democrats’ false statements were made under oath in Federal Court. Therefore, they perjured themselves, and should be liable for very serious consequences. Mary Peltola should suffer Legal and Political consequences for what she has done, A FRAUD ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, and Dan Sullivan should be allowed to run without Mary Peltola or FAKE Dan Sullivan on the Ballot,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, suddenly trusting what the “fake news” New York Times has to report about the Peltola campaign’s secret links to the other Dan Sullivan’s bid.

Also using that “should” word while whining like a bitch on his bullshit Twitter knock-off instead of taking real action against Peltola and her campaign. Missing too is any mention of the Republican group putting $1 million into ads on behalf of the socialist scrub candidate in Ohio. How’s that or any of the other various MAGA election scams from Trump and his minions different from the Sullivan sandbag? Seriously, go fuck yourself if you’re upset over the Dan Sullivan scam but none of the other shit the GOP has pulled over the years. It’ll be funny if Peltola wins and her margin over the incumbent Republican is larger than the number of votes the “FAKE Dan Sullivan” receives and Trump had this screaming meltdown over nothing while still losing one of his precious little cultists.

Maybe funnier if Peltola wins by less than other Dan’s total share of the vote. We shall see.

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Classified documents were omitted from Epstein files release

A very complex analysis by CBS News finds that at least three documents in the Epstein files indicate classified info was included in files collected by the Trump Regime’s Justice Department and, of course, then withheld from the public. Even though the national security implications of Epstein’s crimes are obviously of serious public interest and the American people should know what he was up to, no matter what kind of shit he was up to and what it involved.

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Winds of change

“Windmills are an economic and environmental disaster. I don’t want even one built during my Administration. The thousands of dead and broken ones should be ripped down ASAP. Most expensive energy, only work with massive subsidies, which we will no longer pay!” posted convicted felon the-President-Elect Trump on January 15, 2025, less than two years before Punchbowl News reported that the Trump Administration is approving three more windmill projects to try to win Democratic votes in the Senate to get that “permitting reform” thing done during the lame duck.

Shows you how principled our national leader is, especially on something he truly believes in.

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Fox and Friends market testing new ways to disappoint viewers

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Jackson 49 – Collins 47 in Maine: Marist poll

“In the US Senate contest in Maine, Jackson receives 49 percent to 47 percent for Collins. Among independents who are likely to vote, Jackson (50 percent) leads Collins (41 percent). Looking to the broader statewide electorate, Jackson has a 9-point advantage against Collins among registered voters, up from the 4-point edge Jackson had earlier this month. Regardless of whom they support, 58 percent of likely voters think Collins will be re-elected,” says Marist College’s polling release.

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MAGA media using Brazil defeat to amp up midterm fuckery

MAGA media propagandists have seized upon the unexpected defeat of fascist shitbag Flavio Bolsonaro – son of imprisoned and disgraced former President Jair – in Brazil’s Sunday presidential election to fuel their own self-sustained “doubts” about the integrity of next week’s midterms, Axios reports on more of the usual bullshit from the fanboys looking for any and every opening.

“The math just ain’t mathin’,” said barely-closeted Russian asset Benny Johnson on his show while filthy alcoholic Steve Bannon said “if we don’t take action… it’s happening next Tuesday here in this country” and Pizzagate asshole Jack Posobiec said “Look at what the Left is doing in Brazil in broad daylight. Do you really think they wouldn’t in the United States?” and so on.

In related news, Flavio Bolsonaro was ordered to surrender his passport following his defeat, lol.

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Orange Saddam weighs in on Cheesecake Factoryghazi

Responding Monday to former President Barack Obama’s legitimately pretty funny line about how convicted felon President Trump has “got White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory,” Trump was pissed, ranting “He’s not a smart guy. He’s not smart at all… for you to say it’s a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president.”

Note how Trump skipped the Saddam Hussein part of the burn. Probably took it as a compliment.

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Comey indicted again for some kind of secrecy breach

“On or about October 5, 2016, in the District of Columbia and elsewhere, the defendant, JAMES BRIEN COMEY, JR, while lawfully possessing, accessing, controlling, and being entrusted with any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, instrument, appliance, and note relating to the national defense, and information relating to the national defense and having reason to believe such information could be used to injure the United States and to the advantage of any foreign nation-knowingly and willfully communicated, delivered, transmitted, and caused that information to be communicated, delivered, and transmitted to a person not entitled to receive it, all in violation of 18 USC § 793(d),” says a new criminal complaint against the former FBI Director and God knows what the hell actually happened.

The complaint’s only three pages long and of course the timing is suspect.

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President posts some shit he has no intent of following through on

“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, where these promised $1 million payouts are supposed to come from left unclear, except for the certainty that he won’t be the one actually paying it.

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Judge orders Maurene Comey reinstated at SDNY

A New York federal judge on Monday stuck it to convicted felon President Trump’s regime and ordered former Assistant US Attorney Maurene Comey reinstated to the job, finding that the daughter of the former FBI Director’s “removal was not authorized by any statute; to the contrary, it violated the [Civil Service Reform Act]. Yes, the Attorney General is authorized by law to remove an AUSA. But the Attorney General (and anyone to whom the Attorney General delegates that authority) is also limited by law, namely the CSRA, to do so only in a particular manner and only for certain reasons. And Comey’s removal indisputably violated the CSRA. Second, Defendants’ argument that Article II bars Congress from regulating the removal of AUSAs flies in the face of nearly two centuries of Supreme Court precedent, rooted in the text of the Appointments Clause, holding that Congress may generally restrict the removal of ‘inferior officers.’ Defendants’ contention that recent Supreme Court decisions have fatally undermined that precedent is not one that this Court, as a lower court, may accept. It is also without merit. Indeed, to accept Defendants’ argument would be to unsettle the very equilibrium established by this Nation’s constitutional system.”

Judge Jesse Furman also awarded Comey back pay owed since her July 2025 firing from the post.

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They made Vivek Ramaswamy do it

“They’ve attacked me. They’ve defamed my mother to media silence. It’s unbelievable. And yet at the same time, they’ll trot out anything to attack a Republican. We’re standing for truth. And so the irony is, they’re lying about an ad that was about her lying,” said Republican Ohio gubernatorial nominee Vivek Ramaswamy on Monday as he quintupled down on the destructive ad.

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Gas officially more expensive on average than during Biden Admin

President Trump’s historic second administration has reached an incredible new milestone: The average national price of a gallon of gas over the past 644 days since January 20, 2025 has eclipsed the $3.46/gallon average from January 20, 2021 through January 20, 2025, CNN reports.

“It’s a major reversal of the return to sub-$2 gas that Trump promised in the summer of 2024 as he successfully convinced voters to return him to the White House,” the network writes with typical mainstream media-style understatement of the fat fuck’s lies and demagoguery.

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