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Texas bomb shelter company CEO says business booming

On October 5, 2024, a Buffalo, New York woman Dena Diebold told Fox News she was thrilled to have driven three hours to then-former President Trump’s second rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, because she “felt safer when Trump was in office. There was peace around the world.”

“Not so much right now,” Diebold added. The prior year a Waxahachie, Texas man named Brian told the Baylor Laritat that when Trump “was in office I felt safer as a citizen. There’s so many things to list that are wrong that were right before, and I want it back like it was. That’s what it boils down to.”

A year before that in 2022 Nancy Celano of Sebastian, Florida wrote “While Donald Trump was in the Oval Office, the entire world felt safer. China knew, when Trump ordered bombings in Syria while the Chinese president was visiting him in Florida, that a new, tough, strong president had taken over the White House. Russia, North Korea, Iran and other autocratic regimes realized they now had to behave themselves… Many who hated him had to respect him for what he accomplished. And, now, dear God. we miss him,” in a March 2022 letter to the editors of the TC Palm Newspapers.

It’s not clear if any of those three are current or prospective clients of Texas-based firm Atlas Survival Shelters, whose phones are ringing off the hook these days, right wing astroturf site the Dallas Express reports, citing recent interviews with CEO Ron Hubbard. “Most shelters I do are usually for riding out the aftermath after a nuclear bomb goes off. They wouldn’t withstand a direct nuclear blast, but they are made to ride out the aftermath,” Hubbard told a Texas radio station.

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FBI warns Iranian drones might maybe possibly attack West Coast

“We recently acquired information that as of early February 2026, Iran allegedly aspired to conduct a surprise attack using unmanned aerial vehicles from an unidentified vessel off the coast of the United State Homeland, specifically against unspecified targets in California, in the event that the US conducted strikes against Iran.We have no additional information on the timing, method, target, or perpetrators of this alleged attack,” says an FBI memo distributed to police departments on the Pacific coast late last month, according to ABC News. Seems a little dated, right?

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Brown 47 – Husted 45 in Ohio: GOP pollster

A new survey of Ohio voters by Republican pollster OnMessage Public Strategies finds Dem former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown ahead of Jaydee’s replacement Jon Husted 47 to 45 percent, the polling obviously conducted before Husted told everyone that poor people are stupid.

You would think there’d be a lot more screaming and pants-pissing from the GOP over this one, or at the very least as much screaming and pants-pissing as there is over the Texas seat. It would be VERY foolish to write this one off simply given how Brown performed in his last two elections: In 2018 he comfortably survived a wave that felled four other red state Dem Senate incumbents and in 2024 he lost by 3.6 percent when former Vice President Kamala Harris lost Ohio by 10.

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Justice Department investigating Iranian transactions by company owned by crypto money laundering Trump partner/pardonee

Crypto douchebag Changpeng Zhao, aka “CZ” to the fanboys in the online communities that worship his genius, was pardoned by convicted felon President Trump and his company Binance allowed to operate domestically again last year because the Orange God Emperor had decreed that it had been a “witch hunt” when the Biden DOJ prosecuted CZ for allowing terrorist groups, drug cartels, child sex trafficking rings, and all other Fox News villains to launder money through his crypto market.

This was of course TOTALLY unrelated to Zhao having partnered with Eric and Don Jr on the $TRUMP shitcoin and their “World Liberty Financial” scam operation. Basically just an “autopen” pardon. But in any case, what did Binance – no longer led by Zhao day-to-day but he still owns as much as 90 percent of the company – do with their newfound lease on business life in the US?

The above was self-plagiarized from a February 24th National Zero post headlined “‘CZ’ fired staff investigating Iran terror funding after Trump pardon,” because the initial underlying facts are all the same – as is the upstream source. This time the Wall Street Journal reports that federal prosecutors are now investigating whether Binance is still allowing Iran to evade Treasury Department sanctions, requesting from the company internal documents and records to see if they’re complying with the fiction that it was all a Biden witch hunt and they never laundered money for the Iranian regime.

The Journal posted the story at 7:00 AM EDT on Wednesday. At 8:10 AM EDT on Wednesday crypto podcaster Elanor Terrett tweeted that Binance had filed a federal defamation lawsuit against the Journal for their previous story about CZ firing all the internal watchdogs. Awesome timing.

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Surplus Budweiser clydesdale turned Providence cop’s watch ends

The Providence, Rhode Island Police Department on Tuesday announced the death of one of their brothers in blue, 12 year-old Thunder, a surplus Budweiser clydesdale donated to the force for use as a mount, writing on Facebook they were “saddened to share the passing of Mounted Command equine Thunder,” who was “born at Grant’s Farm in St Louis, Missouri and was later purchased and generously donated to the department by McLaughlin and Moran, Inc. Thunder proudly served the City of Providence and will be deeply missed by the police department, especially his partner, Officer Jose Mendez, and Commanding Office of the Mounted Command, Sgt Steven Courville.”

It’s not clear why Thunder made it less than half the typical 25 to 30 year lifespan of an active clydesdale, especially one under the employ of a well-resourced mid-sized police department with the budget to provide veterinary care not to mention a bond with an officer who regularly rode him as needed for high-attendance public gatherings. Maybe just a hint of an explanation of the cause would probably go a long way to allaying suspicions that there was neglect or abuse involved.

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“They’ve been careful not to express that directly to the president”

In May it’ll be eight years exactly since some anonymous scumbag in convicted felon President Trump’s first failed administration fairly famously told Axios that “to cover my tracks, I usually pay attention to other staffers’ idioms and use that in my background quotes. That throws the scent off me,” while the Orange God Emperor was raging over this or that leak to the press.

The brazen meta-impunity was and still is pretty funny – and also worth the callback to contrast with this Tuesday night New York Times account headlined “How Trump and His Advisers Miscalculated Iran’s Response to War” that, despite billing itself as “based on interviews with a dozen US officials, who asked for anonymity to discuss private conversations,” contains zero direct quotes from those witnessing and experiencing the tempest inside the demented old tyrant’s castle.

Really the only explanations are fear that even the most neutral language could be traced back to an individual and/or that the language was too neutral/boring for the Times to bother print. Still weird that they spoke to “a dozen US officials” who obviously weren’t so afraid to talk at all and couldn’t get anything. Whatever the filter was, the only color conveyed to readers comes in the Times’s own composition on the internal discomfit and even that’s kind of isolated within the piece.

First there’s “Inside the administration, some officials are growing pessimistic about the lack of a clear strategy to finish the war. But they have been careful not to express that directly to the president, who has repeatedly declared that the military operation is a complete success” and then further down a “Since the start of the war, Trump has not offered a consistent message. In private, his aides have said they feel frustration over his lack of discipline in communicating the objectives of the military campaign to the public.” Way to tease us out here in the ignorant masses, NYT.

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Iowa man had been under the impression that Trump would tell the gasoline pumps to be his always happy, super-nice friends again

Standing at a gasoline pump next to his son’s Ford F-150 and making a frowny face, 43 year-old De Soto, Iowa factory worker Francisco Castillo tells the AP he used to be friends with the gasoline pumps that make the big truck go “glug glug glug – AHHHHHHH! Yummy! My belly is full again! Now I can go vroom vroom vroom and say hi to all the animals I see when we drive!” but now the gasoline pumps are mean and aren’t listening to Francisco, who voted for them to be more generous.

“I thought that he was going to bring some of those things back,” said Francisco, who was sad because the plump Orange Man who likes to touch ladies’ private parts without asking if it’s okay first was going to make Mr Gasoline Pump be Francisco’s friend again. “He said he was going to bring gas down, but the war in Iran is now making everything worse,” said Francisco, who doesn’t understand yet that sometimes grownups don’t always tell the truth and that part of being a Big Boy is knowing when they might not be telling the truth. That every once in a while the kind of grownups that tell boys like Francisco there are puppies and candy in their van that you can come see if you just follow them across the supermarket parking lot will also tell him whatever he wants to hear if it means they don’t have to go to jail for stealing super-secret spy papers from the Army.

Don’t worry. Francisco most likely wasn’t sad for long after the truck went vroom vroom again so he could go home and listen to a man on a podcast talk about how easy it is to win lots and lots of money by betting on an important basketball game happening in a different state far away, which made Francisco smile and forget about the plump Orange Man and the mean Gasoline Pump.

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“Democrats have major problems, too”

Wednesday morning’s edition of Punchbowl’s newsletter makes space to note that “Democrats have major problems, too,” because “only 30 percent of respondents in an NBC News poll had a favorable view of Democrats, versus 52 percent with a negative view,” before then immediately veering into what should be otherwise deemed as advantages for the GOP: “Gobs of money, literally hundreds of millions of dollars, to spend on contested races,” the paucity of competitive House districts, and a Senate map that – as usual – favors Republicans. As in things that were true in 2022, 2024, and will continue to be true in 2028, 2030, 2032, and so on, almost entirely irrespective of Democrats.

But hey, “Democrats have major problems, too” is at least supported by that NBC polling showing them at a favorability disadvantage at 22 percent underwater, 8 percent lower than Republicans.

Thus it’s “major” enough to warrant its inclusion in a section of the newsletter headlined “The GOP’s March blues” and led with “It’s a tough time to be a Hill Republican. Dragged by President Donald Trump into another war in the Middle East, the GOP’s problems are growing worse every day, and there’s no sign things have hit bottom yet.” Even if that 8 percent delta is almost certainly simply explained by the vast numbers of super plugged-in Dem voters who hate Chuck Schumer.

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Pam Bondi moves to DC-area military base

Scumbag US Attorney General Pam Bondi has joined other top Trump minions Stephen Miller, dog-murdering soon-to-be-former-Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, binge-drinking date rapist “War” Secretary Pete Hegseth, below-average-height Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Navy Secretary John Phelan by moving onto an unnamed military base in the DC area to hide from a population angered by her incompetence and malevolence, the New York Times reports.

The move from an apartment in DC was fairly recent, within the last month, and was due to “threats from drug cartels and critics of her actions in handling the Jeffrey Epstein case,” the Times writes in the lede, summing up Bondi’s abject cowardice and suckery. The paper also got no public comment from the DOJ whatsoever besides a rep asking them not to print the name of the base itself.

Meaning the Trump Regime passed up a chance to spew some shit about “radical leftist Antifa terrorists threatening our brave, patriotic Attorney General” while also acting as if said insurgent elements capable of breaching a US military base and inflicting their violent designs on Bondi would not also be capable of tracking her movements to and from said base and DOJ headquarters.

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He was talking about all those other poor people, MAGA voters

Senator Jon Husted didn’t mean you Ohio Republican voters. He meant Democratic voters and minorities. All those people who don’t deserve food stamps like you do.

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South Dakota super-bans Don Lemonist terror attacks on churches

Trying to make it look like he’s doing something whilst also being responsive to Fox News circlejerks, South Dakota Governor Larry Rhoden on Tuesday signed a bill making it a felony to disrupt a religious service, the South Dakota Searchlight reports on spreading anti-Don Lemonism.

There aren’t even two dozen mosques, synagogues, Hindu temples, or other non-Christian old world houses of worship in the vast, desolate state so the chances that this blows back on the MAGA electorate are pretty slim – unless they disrupt an Indigenous American ceremony.

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“Seems like some people are rooting for high gas prices”

You know for a movement that prides itself on hyper-masculinity and domination the whole American right wing sure has a lot of, um, Marc Thiessens. Say what you will about guys like Dan Bongino and Eli Crane being angry meatheads, they actually do fit the archetype of intimidation and readiness for violence. Marc Thiessen on the other hand seems like the archetype of pees sitting down. That’s before even addressing what he’s actually saying here, but why even bother. His soft facial features tell you everything you need to know about his capacity for courage.

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Orange Karen warns the Iran manager against any funny business

“If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction!” posted the golden-haired, makeup-covered boomer that needed to be in the ground ten years ago.

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Fishing fest fuckery foiled

“On Sunday, March 8, #TexasGameWardens in Wood County were contacted by organizers of the Lake Fork Lure Co Tournament to investigate a bass presented during weigh-in that raised concerns of possible tampering. The fish was flagged after a metal detecting wand alerted tournament staff to the potential presence of a foreign object. After confirming the alert, wardens conducted a necropsy on the fish and discovered three weights in its stomach that showed no signs of erosion.”

“Wardens also located weights of the same style and size in the angler’s boat. Curtis Lee Daniels, of Willow Park, was arrested and charged with violating fishing tournament law. Because the tournament’s total prize value exceeded $10,000, the charge is a third-degree felony,” says a Facebook post from the Texas Game Wardens on the foiled fishing fete fuckery.

Guess the “erosion” part means that the asshole had wanted to try claiming that the fish had swallowed them on its own as his cover story. Also, the Facebook post should’ve said “Daniels was by far the heaviest of the slippery, slimy son-of-a-bitches caught at the tournament” or similar.

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