…is pretty fucking stupid, let’s be honest here.

Recall last year there was a situation with the chairman of Indian auto parts giant Sona Comstar. A different industry. Different circumstances. And yet the company’s stock price took a beating after news broke that chairman Sunjay Kapur was suddenly no longer in charge of the manufacturer.

Yeah, Kapur swallowed a bee while playing polo and died of anaphylactic shock because the fucker stung him on the insides. But the market reacted to the sudden removal of the Sona Comstar’s CEO same as it did with Nvidia’s: The stock price tumbled, dropping 8 percent the next day. Comstar’s buyers also took about a 1 percent hit, though it’s difficult to tell if it was solely Kapur’s death given that convicted felon President Trump was also in the midst of another one of his tariff tantrums.

Shares of Sona Comstar are up 81 percent in the nearly 17 months since Kapur’s death. The company and indeed the auto manufacturers who depend on them to continue production of the parts they need to keep their factory lines churning weren’t stung all that badly (tee-hee).

This asshole also claimed there are active criminal investigations into Congressional Dems.

“NOW THAT Nvidia CEO JENSEN HUANG, who has done a fantastic job, has resigned, there is only one man to take his place – TIM COOK of Apple. A Legend replaces a Legend!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday

The tech-financial industry is in emotional shambles Thursday as Nvidia CEO and top Trump crony Jensen Huang resigned from the company he founded following two affairs – one with a Chinese spy and the other with an exec who reported to him – per a press release from the tech company.

“Board of Directors announced today that Jensen Huang has resigned as President, Chief Executive Officer, and a member of the Board, effective immediately. Colette Kress, current Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer of NVIDIA, has agreed to serve as Interim Chief Executive Officer. Kress will continue to serve as Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer while serving as Interim Chief Executive Officer until a permanent successor has been named. The Board is initiating a search for a permanent Chief Executive Officer and will consider internal and external candidates. Kress has served as Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer of NVIDIA since joining the company in September 2013. During her tenure, she has led the company’s finance organization and has played a key role in NVIDIA’s growth and evolution,” said the release.

🚨 WOW! Nearly 2,000 migrants are now marching north from Tapachula, and some are OPENLY SAYING they hope the Democrat wins mean the BORDER OPENS.

They heard "blue wave" and packed their bags.

What they DIDN'T hear is that the White House is still BRIGHT RED.

Trump just… https://t.co/ChIKciy5KK

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) November 12, 2026

While it was obvious for the past week it’s now official: CNN has called that Dem challenger Scott Colom will defeat Republican Mississippi Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith, the prosecutor taking the job of the woman who once denied him a vote to a US Attorney’s Office.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime earlier this year indicted a Somali man, Abdullahi Mohamed, who once briefly served as a bodyguard to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, hoping to “flip” him on Omar, the New York Times reports. That simple description belies just how fucking stupid the story is, where a guy who worked for her for a few days during a trip to Somalia was interrogated on whether he knew if Omar had actually married her brother, among other shit.

The dumbest part is either the fact that Mohamed isn’t in the US – the Times spoke to him over the phone while he’s in Nairobi – or the basis of the “case”: He applied for a green card last year and was asked whether he’d had “any interactions with any government officials or politicians in the United States.” Mohamed, whose English isn’t great, said no, thus making him criminally liable for lying to a US government official, punishable by up to five years in prison. Misunderstanding a question during an immigration interview is almost never prosecuted, especially not when the option is to just deny the goddamned green card. Mohamed’s defense lawyer Bruce Rivers said federal prosecutors told him the case was “100 percent being run by 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.”

“I’ve never seen anything like this in my almost 28 years practicing law in federal court,” said Rivers.

“I want to congratulate Representative-Elect Raymond Smith on his successful election for the Third District Congressional seat. I am sure he will serve the next two years with honor and integrity. I would be remiss if I did not express personal disappointment in not being able to continue what I believe was good and diligent work on behalf of the people of eastern North Carolina.”

“That said I could not be prouder of my staff and all those who worked on the campaign and in my Congressional offices. We ran a hard and positive campaign highlighting our excellent constituent services as well as the work we have done fighting for our Veterans, our Farmers, and” blah blah blah posted North Carolina MAGA Congressman Greg Murphy on Wednesday in a tweet with the replies disabled. What a friggin wiener, couldn’t even take the gloating.

Murphy voted against certifying the 2020 election and last year told Fox News he was “praying” for “evil woman. Just an evil woman” Hillary Clinton to be brought to justice for her atrocities.

From a Tuesday letter from the White House Counsel’s Office to incomiong House Oversight Chair Robert Garcia: “I write to remind you of the foundational limits that the Constitution imposes on congressional investigations and subpoenas, which you and members of the new Congress have evinced a clear intent to transgress. The Supreme Court has held that ‘[i]nvestigations conducted solely for the personal aggrandizement of the investigators or to ‘punish’ those investigated are indefensible.’ Congressional investigations must further a legitimate legislative task; Congress cannot employ them to exercise powers of criminal prosecution assigned to the Executive and the Judiciary. These principles require Congress to identify a legitimate legislative purpose underlying its investigative acts. Failure to do so in this context represents a clear abuse of power and an affront our constitutional system to of government and to the rule of law. We are monitoring the abusive and capricious threats that are now proliferating from Democrat legislators who seek to abuse the legislative process to intimidate and to interfere with the lawful functioning of government.”

“Recent public statements underscore these concerns. You and your congressional colleagues have asserted that they will issue subpoenas to harass, threaten, and deter dedicated members of the Administration from further service. Several have compared their subpoena pledges to handing out ‘candy,’ ‘Mardi Gras beads,’ and enough paper to level forests.”

With the latest update in Alaska’s extremely protracted vote count in the crucial US Senate race, the total number of ballots going to Dem former Congresswoman Mary Peltola – 118,926 – now exceeds the combined total going to incumbent Senator Dan Sullivan – 114,676 – and retired teacher Dan Sullivan – 4,027 – thus mooting the desired outcome of convicted felon President Trump’s batshit tantrum demanding that the sandbagger candidate’s votes be flipped to the incumbent.

“The Democrats’ attempt to impeach Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has miserably FAILED! Every single Republican, except Thomas Massie, a major LOSER, voted in favor of Pete. Again, Victories in Venezuela and Iran, the Best Recruitment Numbers in the History of the Military (Long waiting lists to get in!), and Spirit like rarely seen before, led to the EXONERATION of a Great American Patriot.”

“The Democrats continue to weaponize and abuse the United States of America. They must be stopped!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday after 11 Dems fucked up and failed to show up for the vote… Oh well. There’s always January for Pete to be unexonerated.

The champ of MAGA douchery has wrestled his way to the top as none other than spendex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan is now the House GOP’s minority leader next Congress.

Roy Cohn’s former pool boy Roger Stone this week told Axios that “Many Democrat lawmakers are going to find themselves under indictment and fighting conviction. Watch,” as the color quote for the bullet point about “a preemptive warning that the Trump administration will target anyone, including elected members of Congress who target them,” despite the very robust record of failure by the Regime’s DOJ. On that note the Times reports there have been no fewer than three no bills in the District of Columbia over the last two weeks alone. None of the suspects were named.

Anyway, on the next bullet point, Axios writes “The Republican resistance: Expect very little inside the new Congress. The reason: Most of Trump’s Capitol Hill critics are gone. What’s left is a much smaller, but more Trumpian, band of middle-aged and older white Republicans with margins too small to matter much,” and then in a sub-UL bullet they write “The Trump bet: Congressional Republicans will quickly feel Democrats are overreaching and unify in solidarity with Trump, even if it’s forced or begrudging,” lol. Guess that’s the default operating mode but that’s friggin funny, especially because this was what Marjorie Taylor Greene said when she resigned: How much it’s going to suck for the House GOP having to defend the fat fuck after having lost so badly.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.4 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in October after rising 0.6 percent in September, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. The index for shelter rose 0.3 percent in October, accounting for over thirty percent of the monthly all items increase. The food index increased 0.5 percent in October, as the food at home index rose 0.4 percent and the food away from home index increased 0.5 percent. The index for energy increased 0.7 percent over the month following a 5.2-percent increase in September.”

“The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.3 percent in October, as it did in September and August. Indexes that increased over the month include recreation, medical care, motor vehicle insurance, household furnishings and operations, and education. Conversely, the index for used cars and trucks and the index for communication were among the small number of major indexes that decreased in October,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in its monthly Bidenflation report.

The Dow Jones consensus had been expecting a 0.3 increase in Bidenflation, per CNBC.

“Dan Sullivan PLUS Dan Sullivan wins the Alaska Election by thousands of votes. All votes going to the Fake Dan Sullivan, which was done solely for the purpose of fraud and confusion, should immediately be given to the Real Dan Sullivan (Senator!) – Likewise the votes of the second fraudulent candidate, also put up by the Dems. There should be no question concerning this Rigged Election. Time is of the essence!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, the nth time he’s commanded the State of Alaska to declare his chosen minion the winner of the contest.

Fun fact: Fraudulent “Democrat” Eric Hafner, a New Jersey federal prison inmate who’s never set foot in Alaska, came in third place against the state’s at-large Republican Congressman Nick Begich III, with his 15,971 votes counted so far nearly the delta between Begich at 107,187 and independent Bill Hill at 88,904 votes. Libertarian Jim McDermott’s in 4th at 5,863 votes. If all those wasted votes went to Hill, then he would win easily against Begich. There should be no question.