“The Houthis are behaving very badly. I thought they learned their lesson a year ago when we bombed the HELL out of them and, at their request, stopped. They’ve been silent for a long time, but now they’ve emerged again, probably at the behest of Iran, which is a Failing Nation, with No Navy, No Airforce, the World’s Worst Economy, and 301 percent Inflation, in a very nasty way, hitting Saudi Arabia, and purposefully trying to drive up Oil Prices, probably prior to the US Elections – NOT NICE.”

“Somebody should explain to them that I’m not running in the Elections, I’ve already won, IN A MASSIVE LANDSLIDE, but I’ll be there after the Elections, and I will never forget!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, telling the Houthis they can basically do whatever they want for the next three weeks because he won’t be bombing them until after the midterms.

On Monday the Atlantic printed a pretty funny quote from a Trump adviser, who said the Orange God Emperor “is used to snapping his fingers and having the whole world – Republicans, world leaders, the media – come to attention, and he is losing his mind that Iran won’t listen,” lol.

“Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she’ll break Scaramucci’s record,” an anonymous White House official told MS Now after Pizzagate Kate’s underwhelming debut as press secretary, per the network’s Jake Traylor.

In the middle of Pizzagate Kate’s very brief debut as White House Press Secretary on Tuesday, the new propaganda minister told reporters that Ambassador to Greece Kim Guilfoyle has been fired for acting like she was a member of the Trump family, despite Don Jr having dumped her about two years ago.

New Trump Regime Press Secretary Kate Zacharia makes her debut at 9:30 AM on Tuesday morning, just in time to address reporting on why she represented herself as general counsel for “Fix California” despite not being admitted to the Bar, a crime in the Golden State.

The constellation of convicted felon President Trump’s corrupt PAC outfits that support Republican candidates in elections are unsupporting Congressworms Tom Kean Jr and Marianette Miller-Meeks of New Jersey and Iowa, respectively, triaging the money elsewhere, the New York Times reports.

Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General and GOP Senate nominee Ken Paxton rang in 2025 in Dubai with his girlfriend (before his wife found out and divorced him) and two fugitives from justice, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, donors wanted for some healthcare scam who had also donated $190,000 to Paxton’s campaign, the Wall Street Journal reports on yet another Paxton special.

“As President Trump weighed endorsing Ken Paxton over incumbent Texas Sen John Cornyn this spring, he was told that damaging revelations were likely to surface about Paxton, according to people familiar with the conversations. Trump was dismissive and said there would be more negative material about Democratic nominee James Talarico,” the Journal writes in the lede, lol.

Hilariously, the big “scandal” about Talarico spending nine days at a mental hospital in Ohio pushed by MAGA influencer Nick Sortor turned out to be complete bullshit and Sortor faces legal action.

Convicted felon President Trump on Monday told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins he’s “looking at” firing Ambassador to Greece Kim Guilfoyle after numerous reports of her shaking down all sorts of rich guys for bribes, even though, well, the whole Trump Regime is run on bribery.

Traffic emanating from Russia’s bot farms has plummeted in recent days after Ukrainian drones struck data centers operated by tech giant Yandex, the Moscow Times reports on yet another setback for Republicans. “Yandex teams are working around the clock to ensure our services remain operational and to help those affected by the incident,” the company said after the two initial Thursday strikes on its facilities in Moscow suburbs Sasovo and Kaluga. A third, in Vladimir, would be hit on Saturday. “This is our top priority right now, but unfortunately, it’s not easy.”

“Russian bot traffic has dropped dramatically in the past few days after Ukraine knocked out Yandex’s biggest data centers, with a third attack happening last night. Cloudflare reports that bot traffic from the Yandex network has dropped to just 0.4 percent of the maximum number of HTTP requests recorded in the past two weeks. It initially dropped to around 57 percent on Oct 8, which happened when Ukraine hit a Yandex data center housing two supercomputers in Sasovo, Russia, located around 195 miles to the southeast of the Kremlin,” Tom’s Hardware reported.

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral! They doctored the photo. They artificially put mold all over the building when referring to it in a story!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, his second time throwing a fit over a Times pic of the front portico of his Floridan club.

Convicted felon President Trump’s stormtroopers executed a raid on Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s DC home on Monday, seeking evidence that she committed immigration fraud, Fox News reports.

Just in case he’s feeling up to serving until he’s 101 years old, Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley on Friday filed paperwork to run for reelection in 2028, per MAGA outlet The Leading Report.

Zelenskyy is working overtime.

To help Democrats in November. https://t.co/HTvapB5Wt3

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) October 10, 2026

“Three-in-ten Americans now say they approve of Trump’s handling of his job as president, while 68 percent disapprove – down 4 points from July and his lowest approval rating of his second term.”

“Much of this decline in his approval ratings over the course of his term is among Trump’s own 2024 voters – 67 percent of validated Trump 2024 voters approve of his job performance today while 31 percent disapprove. At the beginning of his term, 95 percent approved” – Pew Research polls.

“This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she very obviously hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done.”

“I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1.”

“The 8 Wars are: Cambodia and Thailand, Kosovo and Serbia, The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda, Pakistan and India, Israel and Iran, Egypt and Ethiopia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Israel and Hamas,” posted convicted felon President Trump late Friday and man it keeps going.

“I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon!” posted the gullible schmuck on Friday.

Huh. Did he remember the whole sanctions thing that makes it illegal to purchase any export from Russia, or is this just another one of those times where federal criminal law is optional?

ABC News claims their pulled story headlined “President Trump’s sons’ investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election” was simply published too early before it was finalized, per Zeteo’s Justin Baragona, which still sounds pretty goddamned fishy considering Disney settled a $15 million nuisance suit with the Orange God Emperor after he was elected.