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“Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran, we have mutually agreed that, while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, Project Freedom (The Movement of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz) will be paused for a short period of time to see whether or not the Agreement can be finalized and signed,” posted gramps on Tuesday.

Who the fuck voted for this slob anyway? Can’t even trust him to make instant ramen noodles.

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Regime DEI purge missed wannabe Trump assassin at FAA

“A Nashua resident and federal employee was charged by criminal complaint in federal court on Friday, May 1, 2026, for interstate communication of a threat against the President, US Attorney Erin Creegan announces. He was arrested yesterday and appears before the court today. Dean DelleChiaie, age 35, an employee of the Federal Aviation Administration, allegedly conducted various internet searches on his government work computer in late January, like how to get a gun into a federal facility, previous assassination attempts against the President, the percentage of the population that wants the President dead, and the phrase ‘I am going to kill Donald John Trump.'”

“According to the complaint, the United States Secret Service interviewed DelleChiaie in early February where he admitted to conducting those searches on his work computer and to owning three firearms, including a handgun he kept inside a safe at his home. On April 21, 2026, DelleChiaie allegedly used his personal email to transmit a threat across state lines to the White House’s public facing email address. In the email, which had as the subject ‘Contact the President,’ DelleChiaie stated, ‘I, Dean DelleChiaie, am going neutralize/kill you – Donald John Trump – because you decided to kill kids – and say that it was War – when in reality – it is terrorism. God knows your actions and where you belong,'” says a Justice Department press release underscoring the failure of the early 2025 DEI purge at the FAA following the Potomac collision between a passenger jet and an Army Blackhawk that was Biden’s fault somehow. How the fuck did Sean Duffy fail to find this guy?

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“Presidential fitness” to be said with a straight face: Watch live

Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday sign an order reviving the Presidential Fitness Test Award, Bloomberg reports without so much as a wink at the undead soul of irony.

Let alone two – the first being the lazy slob wants to impose physical fitness requirements on American schoolkids that he could not achieve, though he will absolutely claim he can. Then there’s the overall, generalized sense of “fitness” beyond physicality which no, not even close.

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Putsch aims to topple Ramaswamy in Ohio

According to an article batshit maniac Laura Loomer printed on her lame website in December and reposted this morning, the main challenger to Trump-endorsed tech bro douche Vivek “Da Vek” Ramaswamy in Tuesday’s Ohio GOP gubernatorial primary is a Tuck Carlson-backed more MAGA-than-Trump-type named Casey Putsch. Loomer’s prooooobably overstating the danger from the dude she freaked out at for having tweeted “Donald J Trump… allegedly been giving BJs to old Bubba and super pals with Jeffrey Epstein and covering up the biggest and most evil child sex trafficking ring…” and replying “I agree… Hell has frozen over” to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calling for Trump to be impeached for bombing Iran last year. God forbid there be some iconoclasm in the GOP.

Anyway it’ll be a real kampf for Putsch against Ramaswamy, who is Aryan. Like the original kind of Aryan, not the Nazi kind. Putsch just doesn’t have the same level of name ID among the volk.

Still there might be one solid vote for Putsch in the Columbus area: There is literally a couple with the surname Hitler, two of just eight nationwide – three of the other six their collage-aged kids – on VoterRecords.com to have public records showing them to not have just changed it to Hutter or Hitland or something close but also innocuous. Yes, both of the parents are registered Republicans.

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Trade deficit increase quantifies Trump failure on his own terms

The Bureau of Economic Analysis’s March trade report finds US exports at “$320.9 billion, $6.2 billion more than February exports. March imports were $381.2 billion, $8.7 billion more than February imports. The March increase in the goods and services deficit reflected an increase in the goods deficit of $4.1 billion to $88.7 billion and an increase in the services surplus of $1.6 billion to $28.4 billion. Year-to-date, the goods and services deficit decreased $211.2 billion, or 55.0 percent, from the same period in 2025. Exports increased $100.2 billion or 12.0 percent. Imports decreased $111.0 billion or 9.1 percent. The average goods and services deficit decreased $4.2 billion to $57.6 billion for the three months ending in March,” and damn if that doesn’t look like another Trump failure given his moronic fixation on the trade deficit as inherently a bad thing.

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MAGA Congressman Chuck Edwards likes his staffers young

North Carolina MAGA Congressman Chuck Edwards, the douchebag who conferred a medal of McValor to convicted felon President Trump during a press conference that was supposed to be about the destruction of Asheville in 2024, once told a young female aide that she had “written a complex chapter in my heart” in a letter he gave to her as she left his office that Axios obtained.

The young lady is one of several who have reported Edwards acting MAGApropriately to them while working in his office, something which the creppy 60-something uncle denies.

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The words “Biden” and “Buttigieg” absent from Spirit’s bankruptcy

The intro to Spirit Airlines’ Monday Chapter 11 liquidation filing reads “As set forth in the Declaration of Fred Cromer in Support of (I) the Wind-Down Motions and (II) the Motion to Shorten (the ‘Cromer Declaration’), filed contemporaneously, recent geopolitical events resulted in a massive and sustained increase in fuel prices, and a corresponding rapid and unexpected decline in the Debtors’ liquidity situation,” emphasis added on cause but a search shows the words “Biden” and “Buttigieg” completely absent from the paperwork. Wait, gotta check for “Liz Warren” and… nothing.

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Cranky old asshole a little late on the “fact check” on ABC News

“Jonathan Karl, of ABC Fake News, made a statement that I called him early morning, the day after the assassination attempt, to ask whether or not HE was OK. No, this was a hit on ME, not HIM, and I didn’t make such a call, why would I do that? He called me, but I didn’t take his call. He just confirmed that to me when he called again. I would say that’s very dishonest reporting. He’s trying to make himself look important. I’m not surprised, because it comes from ABC Fake News!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, eight days after Karl had described the call to ABC’s This Week the Sunday morning after the aborted White House Correspondents’ dinner.

Hilariously MAGA site the Daily Caller carried Karl’s account the next day, in a way that was fairly obviously meant to make Trump look kind, benevolent, and chummy with Karl. “My phone rang shortly after 7 am. My landline, George, actually a number that few people call, and it was President Trump calling. He was, he said at first he was calling to see if I was OK with what happened last night and then he reiterated many of the things he said in his press conference last night, emphasizing the unity that he felt in that moment that he felt at the dinner before the shooting and certainly after with the people who reached out to him,” Karl said, per the fat right propaganda mill.

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RonAnon threatens Americans with a good time

Warning Fox Business Newsidiot Maria Bartiromo and her audience that “Democrats want to turn America into a one party nation. They’ll turn DC and Puerto Rico into states. They’ll nationalize our elections – automatic registration, mail-in balloting. So we need to stop them,” Republican Wisconsin Senator Ron “RonAnon” Johnson on Monday emphasized the importance of killing the Senate filibuster and solidifying MAGA rule before the Ds gain enough control to do exactly that same thing.

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Regime official says Trump getting bored, “wants action” in Strait

A “senior US official” tells Axios that convicted felon President Trump “wants action. He doesn’t want to sit still. He wants pressure. He wants a deal” with Iran to unfuck the Strait of Hormuz situation that he alone inspired them to weaponize through his fecklessness and incompetence.

The source added that the fat idiot’s “Project Freedom” plan to have the US Navy guard traffic from a distance is the “beginning of a process that could lead to a confrontation with the Iranians.”

“It’s either we’re looking at the real contours of an achievable deal soon, or he’s going to bomb the hell out of them,” the source continued on the state of affairs in the Strait.

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