Convicted felon President Trump is opening America’s borders to a foreign criminal and his family by issuing a visa to Brazilian fascist loser Flavio Bolsonaro, TV Globo’s Raquel Krähenbühl reports.

Scumbag Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu will hold on for at least the time being as exit polls in the country show no clear leader in Tuesday’s big election yet, CNN reports

“Windmills are an economic and environmental disaster. I don’t want even one built during my Administration. The thousands of dead and broken ones should be ripped down ASAP. Most expensive energy, only work with massive subsidies, which we will no longer pay!” posted convicted felon the-President-Elect Trump on January 15, 2025, less than two years before Punchbowl News reported that the Trump Administration is approving three more windmill projects to try to win Democratic votes in the Senate to get that “permitting reform” thing done during the lame duck.

Shows you how principled our national leader is, especially on something he truly believes in.

NEW: Reporting details a multi-pronged federal inquiry zeroing in on Rep. Ilhan Omar—revealing "three pieces of trouble" on the immigration front alone:

• Missing DHS records: “If her father was never naturalized, there's literally no theory under which she could be… pic.twitter.com/UgOzcscjei

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) October 27, 2026

“In the US Senate contest in Maine, Jackson receives 49 percent to 47 percent for Collins. Among independents who are likely to vote, Jackson (50 percent) leads Collins (41 percent). Looking to the broader statewide electorate, Jackson has a 9-point advantage against Collins among registered voters, up from the 4-point edge Jackson had earlier this month. Regardless of whom they support, 58 percent of likely voters think Collins will be re-elected,” says Marist College’s polling release.

MAGA media propagandists have seized upon the unexpected defeat of fascist shitbag Flavio Bolsonaro – son of imprisoned and disgraced former President Jair – in Brazil’s Sunday presidential election to fuel their own self-sustained “doubts” about the integrity of next week’s midterms, Axios reports on more of the usual bullshit from the fanboys looking for any and every opening.

“The math just ain’t mathin’,” said barely-closeted Russian asset Benny Johnson on his show while filthy alcoholic Steve Bannon said “if we don’t take action… it’s happening next Tuesday here in this country” and Pizzagate asshole Jack Posobiec said “Look at what the Left is doing in Brazil in broad daylight. Do you really think they wouldn’t in the United States?” and so on.

In related news, Flavio Bolsonaro was ordered to surrender his passport following his defeat, lol.

Responding Monday to former President Barack Obama’s legitimately pretty funny line about how convicted felon President Trump has “got White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory,” Trump was pissed, ranting “He’s not a smart guy. He’s not smart at all… for you to say it’s a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president.”

Note how Trump skipped the Saddam Hussein part of the burn. Probably took it as a compliment.

“On or about October 5, 2016, in the District of Columbia and elsewhere, the defendant, JAMES BRIEN COMEY, JR, while lawfully possessing, accessing, controlling, and being entrusted with any document, writing, code book, signal book, sketch, photograph, photographic negative, blueprint, plan, map, model, instrument, appliance, and note relating to the national defense, and information relating to the national defense and having reason to believe such information could be used to injure the United States and to the advantage of any foreign nation-knowingly and willfully communicated, delivered, transmitted, and caused that information to be communicated, delivered, and transmitted to a person not entitled to receive it, all in violation of 18 USC § 793(d),” says a new criminal complaint against the former FBI Director and God knows what the hell actually happened.

The complaint’s only three pages long and of course the timing is suspect.

“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, where these promised $1 million payouts are supposed to come from left unclear, except for the certainty that he won’t be the one actually paying it.

A New York federal judge on Monday stuck it to convicted felon President Trump’s regime and ordered former Assistant US Attorney Maurene Comey reinstated to the job, finding that the daughter of the former FBI Director’s “removal was not authorized by any statute; to the contrary, it violated the [Civil Service Reform Act]. Yes, the Attorney General is authorized by law to remove an AUSA. But the Attorney General (and anyone to whom the Attorney General delegates that authority) is also limited by law, namely the CSRA, to do so only in a particular manner and only for certain reasons. And Comey’s removal indisputably violated the CSRA. Second, Defendants’ argument that Article II bars Congress from regulating the removal of AUSAs flies in the face of nearly two centuries of Supreme Court precedent, rooted in the text of the Appointments Clause, holding that Congress may generally restrict the removal of ‘inferior officers.’ Defendants’ contention that recent Supreme Court decisions have fatally undermined that precedent is not one that this Court, as a lower court, may accept. It is also without merit. Indeed, to accept Defendants’ argument would be to unsettle the very equilibrium established by this Nation’s constitutional system.”

Judge Jesse Furman also awarded Comey back pay owed since her July 2025 firing from the post.

“They’ve attacked me. They’ve defamed my mother to media silence. It’s unbelievable. And yet at the same time, they’ll trot out anything to attack a Republican. We’re standing for truth. And so the irony is, they’re lying about an ad that was about her lying,” said Republican Ohio gubernatorial nominee Vivek Ramaswamy on Monday as he quintupled down on the destructive ad.

President Trump’s historic second administration has reached an incredible new milestone: The average national price of a gallon of gas over the past 644 days since January 20, 2025 has eclipsed the $3.46/gallon average from January 20, 2021 through January 20, 2025, CNN reports.

“It’s a major reversal of the return to sub-$2 gas that Trump promised in the summer of 2024 as he successfully convinced voters to return him to the White House,” the network writes with typical mainstream media-style understatement of the fat fuck’s lies and demagoguery.

Brazilian President Luiz Lula defeated fascist challenger Flavio Bolsonaro in Sunday’s hotly contested election. dooming Flavio’s father to at least another four years in the joint.

“FoxNews is spending far too much time putting on the OPPONENTS of Republican Party Candidates, people that love our Country, and have Great Policies and Ideas. These American Patriots are being absolutely ‘blurred out’ by the Media, and Fox is doing little to help. That’s the only reason this Race is close, if it is indeed close,” proclaimed the Great Leader on Sunday, eviscerating the languorous and perfidious elements that remain embedded like parasitic vermin within the editorial corps of state media.

Switching things up, convicted felon President Trump voted in person in Palm Beach, Florida on Saturday, casting a ballot at an early voting precinct instead of hypocritically voting by mail like he usual does. Trump then ranted at reporters for several minutes at the polling location.

Well look, it’s not like Republican Iowa Lt Gov nominee Derek Wulf lives in his parents’ garage and he owes them like $600 in back rent. So it’s not that level of embarrassing and the last thing the vast cornfield state party needs in.what’s already a rough year. In a lot of ways it’s considerably worse, because Wulf portrays himself as a successful farmer while creditors, his parents included, are pursuing him for well over $1 million in unpaid debts, the Des Moines Register reports.

In a complaint filed Tuesday, Duane and Jackie Wulf allege their son owes them $275,000 in rent unpaid since 2024, monthly does owed for both land and cows they own. The Wulfs say their son misrepresented his assets, which screwed them over in their struggles to avoid bankruptcy. Which is weird because farmers weren’t supposed to be going bankrupt anymore now that the farm president is back in office. In all eight creditors have pursued Derek since 2023, who settled five of the suits before increasingly screwed gubernatorial nominee Zach Lahn picked Derek as his running mate.

And then two more when some unidentified party loaned him $540,000 after Lahn picked him.

Wonder why they didn’t want to be identified and what the terms are if he and Lahn lose. Still active is a lawsuit by local lender WCF Financial, who also seem to have sicced a sheriff on Wulf for having “allegedly disposed of livestock for which the bank held a security interest,” the Register writes, adding “Campaign spokespeople previously said Lahn did not know about the criminal investigation at the time of Wulf’s June 12 selection as his running mate. Since then Lahn has questioned the veracity of the investigation by the office of Sheriff Nathan Neff, a Democrat.” Lol.