A spree killer who wrote “catch me if u can” with one of his victims’ blood on the wall at the murder scene and also left a note saying “Good luck finding me, LMFAO” was executed by firing squad in South Carolina on Friday, USA Today reports on the consequences of getting caught.

Stephen Corey Bryant, 44, had pleaded guilty to three murders committed in October 2004 but it was the second, that of 62 year-old Willard “TJ” Tietjen, for which Bryant was condemned for the particularly depraved manner in which he abused Tietjen before shooting him nine times.

It’s impossible to express how desperate and pathetic this is. Go see a shrink. pic.twitter.com/GCWAowGDZx

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) November 15, 2025

“Today, the Salt Lake County District Attorney’s Office, Sim Gill, Salt Lake County District Attorney announced the office declined to file criminal charges against Tim Ballard related to allegations of sexual assault and misconduct. District Attorney Sim Gill said: ‘We want to begin by recognizing the bravery it takes to come forward and disclose deeply personal and traumatic experiences. We acknowledge the impact of these events and commend the courage it took to speak with investigators and participate in the process. In our justice system, the State carries the burden of proving criminal charges beyond a reasonable doubt. This standard is the highest in our law, designed to ensure fairness and prevent wrongful convictions. It does not mean that we disbelieve or diminish a survivor’s account, but rather that the law requires evidence strong enough to remove every reasonable doubt for a jury,'” says the Salt Lake County, Utah DA’s office in a statement.

“‘After a thorough investigation, we determined that there is insufficient admissible evidence to meet the legal burden of proof. While the survivors have provided important and compelling statements, critical corroborating evidence is unavailable, and certain necessary elements of the charges cannot be established with the certainty required by the law. This decision does not diminish the value of the survivors’ voices or the harm they have experienced. We remain committed to supporting survivors, connecting them with resources, and pursuing accountability whenever the evidence meets the legal and ethical standards. We also stand ready to revisit this matter if additional evidence becomes available.’ We commend the courage of those who came forward and the work of law enforcement who investigated these matters. All persons accused of wrongdoing are presumed innocent unless and until convicted in a court of law,” the statement continued.

Charlie Kirk’s widow Erika has joined the ignominious ranks populated by French First Lady Brigitte Macron and Algerian Olympic boxer Imane Khelif finding herself the target of a “transvestigation” by MAGA freaks who think their martyr’s wife was born a male, Pride reports.

“I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the USA, and having created the ‘HOTTEST’ Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see ‘Wacky’ Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN!”

“It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12 percent, and didn’t have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement — which she wasn’t about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don’t return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 US Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can’t take a ranting Lunatic’s call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted the fat bastard on Friday. It’s over.

After two days of hiding from reporters, convicted felon President Trump finally spoke to reporters Friday in the “gaggle” on Air Force One as he flew to Florida for a weekend off from not working.

We’re Making Big Progress on Prices — and We’ll Keep Working to Make Sure Everyone Benefitshttps://t.co/lEngoCYDD3

— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) November 14, 2025

All of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s Twitter followers were told to sit tight and that major progress is being made against all the inflation that her boss says is way down. As Leavitt has 1.7 million+ followers when you subtract all the MAGA Twitter users who are still going to vote Republican anyway no matter what, those who simply hate-follow her/are going to vote Democrat anyway no matter what, those who are bots and can’t vote, those who are foreigners who can’t vote, and finally those who were not logged into Twitter and simply didn’t see it, there could be like severals – maybe even tens of persuadable users who glimpsed the tweet. Impressive reach.

In all seriousness, as much of a closed loop as Twitter is (especially relative to other platforms), the point here is probably more like getting the super-plugged-in MAGA people to use that bullshit “fact sheet” she linked as their talking points in shitposting fights in their local Facebook pages and group texts. They’ll probably still get laughed at, but the pipeline theoretically has utility.

A 53 year-old Shillington, Pennsylvania man is lucky to be alive after his dog nearly killed him just when he had invited the mutt to jump on the bed for some cuddling time, WFMZ reports.

Local cops were able to respond in time to save the man from his dog’s nearly fatal attack. “While they were responding, they were informed that a dog had jumped up onto the bed, causing the shotgun to go off, which ultimately struck the male,” Shillington Police Cpl Michael Schoone said.

“He’s not sure what stage of cleaning he was in at the time, so it’s unsure if the dog’s paw may have gotten caught inside the trigger and the safety was off or if there was some sort of manufacturer malfunction,” Schoone continued, adding “Obviously, you should be treating every weapon as if it’s loaded. All the cardinal rules: keeping it in a safe direction, finger off the trigger. This was… the perfect storm. It was just the right place at the right time – or the wrong time.”

“Now that the Democrats are using the Epstein Hoax, involving Democrats, not Republicans, to try and deflect from their disastrous SHUTDOWN, and all of their other failures, I will be asking AG Pam Bondi, and the Department of Justice, together with our great patriots at the FBI, to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s involvement and relationship with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, JP Morgan, Chase, and many other people and institutions, to determine what was going on with them, and him. This is another Russia, Russia, Russia Scam, with all arrows pointing to the Democrats. Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his ‘Island.’ Stay tuned!!!” posted Jeff’s friend on Friday without bothering to explain why he didn’t just do this in his first term at any point before or after Epstein was found dead in a federal lockup.

Trump then tried to change the subject by shifting to a different existential political vulnerability for him, posting “Cost, and INFLATION, were far higher under the Sleepy Joe Biden Administration, than they are now. In fact, costs under the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION are tumbling down, helped greatly by gasoline and ENERGY. Affordability is a lie when used by the Dems. It is a complete CON JOB.”

“Thanksgiving costs are 25 percent lower this year than last, under Crooked Joe! We are the Party of Affordability!” Donald continued and lol the fat fuck is so rattled he can’t even get his propaganda straight, conflating the $25 Walmart Thanksgiving package (which is the same price as last year, but includes fewer food items and a lot of the name brands replaced with “Great Value” items).

“This morning, an Administrative Order appointing me to the case of State of Georgia v Donald J Trump, et al was filed with the Clerk of the Superior Court of Fulton County, in compliance with an order issued by Atlanta Judicial Circuit Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee. The filing of this appointment reflects my inability to secure another conflict prosecutor to assume responsibility for this case. Several prosecutors were contacted and, while all were respectful and professional, each declined the appointment. Out of respect for their privacy and professional discretion, I will not identify those prosecutors or disclose their reasons for declining. The decision to assume responsibility for this matter was reached only after careful and deliberate consideration.”

“While it would have been simple to allow Judge McAfee’s deadline to lapse or to inform the Court that no conflict prosecutor could be secured – thereby allowing the case to be dismissed for want of prosecution – I did not believe that to be the right course of action,” says head of the Georgia Prosecuting Attorneys’ Council Peter J Skandalakis on the new self-appointment.

Long story short, Skandalakis was charged with finding a replacement for Fani Willis in the case against convicted felon President Trump and his co-conspirators in the post-2020 election coup attempt case in the state. Facing a deadline imposed by Judge Scott McAffee and with no one stepping up, Skandalakis appointed himself and gave the ringing endorsement above.

“The Democrats are doing everything in their withering power to push the Epstein Hoax again, despite the DOJ releasing 50,000 pages of documents, in order to deflect from all of their bad policies and losses, especially the SHUTDOWN EMBARRASSMENT, where their party is in total disarray, and has no idea what to do. Some Weak Republicans have fallen into their clutches because they are soft and foolish. Epstein was a Democrat, and he is the Democrat’s problem, not the Republican’s problem! Ask Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, and Larry Sommers about Epstein, they know all about him, don’t waste your time with Trump. I have a Country to run!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, his first self-composed post since the last Epstein meltdown.

Love the “I have a Country to run!” part, written as though he hasn’t been demolishing a third of the White House to build a giant ballroom, playing golf with billionaires, or shitposting stuff like this.

Convicted felon President Trump is planning a series of tariff exemptions on food products to show the American people he’s willing to undo some of the unforced damage he’s done to the economy even when everyone told him not to – and then inevitably take credit for it if it works, the New York Times reports on more stupid bullshit that shouldn’t even be necessary in the first place.

The exemptions have yet to be finalized but likely will include citrus and, despite complaining from the cattle industry, beef products. Sucks for you “MAKE BEEF AMERICAN AGAIN 🇺🇸” assclowns, lol.

“The return capsule of the Shenzhou-21 spaceship, carrying the Shenzhou-20 astronauts Chen Dong, Chen Zhongrui and Wang Jie, touched down at the Dongfeng landing site in north China’s Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region on Friday,” says Chinese Communist state media outlet Xinhua in a Friday brief headlined “Shenzhou-20 crew return mission a complete success.”

It was pretty successful if we’re talking strictly in terms of whether the three guys made it back to Earth alive. They probably did… nine days after they had been scheduled to do so. Space.com reports that the taikonauts – who had spent six months in the Chinese orbiter – had something of a scare last week when an unidentified piece of debris struck the craft. The American site does cite Chinese state media on the incident, so it’s not like Xi’s regime had been covering it up in real-time but it would seem that now that it’s over and done they want to memory-hole it with “successful.”

WATCH: @VP Vance outlines how the administration is tackling the affordability crisis and working to provide Americans with “GOOD JOBS AND GOOD WAGES.” pic.twitter.com/ojpJrVF6BR

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) November 14, 2025

Regime sources tell the Atlantic that convicted felon President Trump commanded his aides to boot reporters out of the room during the televised events at the White House since Wednesday morning after the House Oversight Dems dropped those damning Jeffrey Epstein emails. Normally not shy from bickering with the press, the fat bastard closed off access to avoid addressing the emails.

Instead the Orange God Emperor chose to rant privately to outside allies in phone calls, raging at the Democrats and media for perpetuating the shitshow, vowing to turn the pressure up on Republican Senators to vote no on forcing the Justice Department to release all the files. Just two days ago this site was operating under the assumption that the Senate wouldn’t even take it up but now CNN’s reporting suggests that many in the House are more than a little bullish on getting past the 2/3rds threshold in the chamber. That doesn’t legally obligate Senate Majority Leader John Thune to bring it to the floor any more than a simple House majority would but it’s obvious that politically a 2/3rds veto-proof margin would make much less defensible to mothball than a 225-ish yes vote.

All of which led one of these Trump allies – who sat through the lengthy phone venting session hearing Donald bitch and moan about it still being a story but nothing about why he’s so opposed to transparency – to tell Donald to come up with a different strategy as he’s “not acting like someone who has nothing to hide.” In fact no one in the Orange Overlord’s court of supplicants seems to know what exactly was the extent of his friendship with the dead sex trafficker.

Tennessee state GOP chairman Scott Golden tells Politico he’s “cautiously optimistic” about the December 2 special election to replace former Congressman Mark Green – who resigned last summer – in the state’s 7th District, seeing candidate Matt Van Epps as an America First blah blah blah choice for the voters there. “But I think that there’s a lot of blocking and tackling that we still need to do to make sure that the vote comes out,” Golden added about a race against Dem Aftyn Behn that isn’t supposed to be competitive. It would be very bad for the GOP if they lose this one.

“US District Judge Carlos E Mendoza has sentenced David Andrew Ogden (40, Winter Park) to 170 years in federal prison for production and possession of child sexual abuse material. Ogden pleaded guilty on August 20, 2025. According to court documents, on September 8, 2024, Ogden entered an apartment without permission where three minor children were sleeping. He began touching two of the children and used his cellphone to produce child sexual abuse material (CSAM) of them.”

“Following Ogden’s arrest later that night, a search warrant was executed on his cellphone which revealed additional CSAM Ogden had produced in 2022 and 2024 involving two other minor children. Ogden’s phone also contained more than 1,000 AI-generated CSAM images and 10 AI-generated videos, some of which portrayed the abuse of children between the ages of 2 and 6 years old,” says a Justice Department/Middle District of Florida press release.

It doesn’t say Ogden’s political party. That’s on VoterRecords.com‘s registration listing.

Fannie Man Bill Pulte on Thursday sent another one of his stupid criminal referrals to the Justice Department for “mortgage fraud” allegedly committed by Dem California Congressman Eric Swalwell, Fox News reports on more of that “weaponization” that Jim Jordan used to hate.

But forget the hypocrisy or “goose for the gander” shit and let this suck on its own terms internally to the MAGA universe: They’re going after Swalwell because he’s a pain in the ass and mocks them constantly on TV. None of his constituents are going to think this is real and he’s extremely unlikely to get convicted – hell it’s even fair to question whether he’ll even be indicted for this nonsense.

The chances that this doesn’t end in butthurt and tears for all the fanboys are vanishingly slim, but that’s not even the worst part for them. It’s the opportunity cost of putting federal prosecutors and FBI agents into working backwards from the predetermined outcome on such a chickenshit case over whether he didn’t read a fucking mortgage application closely enough when how many millions did Nancy and Paul Pelosi make on insider trading scams? How many goddamned times did Trump bring that up and yet she’s still raking in the cash? How many more Democrats in the House are committing actual crimes like bribery and improper use of campaign funds and all sorts of other shit? There has to be several that are legitimately corrupt, maybe even more, but building those cases would take real work so let’s just go for the “easy” charges to harass Eric Swalwell, Adam Schiff, Letitia James, and Jim Comey because they make the “rule of law” libtards scream at the sky.