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Rudy’s would-be assassin released from jail, charges downgraded

Radical leftist Staten Island ShopRite terrorist Daniel Gill, whose near fatal back slap attack on Rudy Giuliani shook America’s mayor to his core Sunday, was released from jail Monday after his charges were downgraded from second-degree assault involving a person over age 65 to third-degree assault, third-degree menacing, and second-degree harassment, the New York Post reports.

“The defendant smacked Mr. Giuliani in the back, causing him pain and imbalance. [Giuliani] took a step forward to steady himself… at which time the suspect said to him, ‘What’s up, scumbag,'” said Assistant Staten Island District Attorney Darren Albanese in court Monday, arguing Gill should’ve been at least slapped with supervised release because Rudy was in “much more pain,” than he initially said at the scene of the “attack”. It’s not clear if the “attack” was a heinous attempt on the life of an American hero who fought bravely for election integrity or not a big deal because Rudy’s in great shape and no violent leftist can take him down. They seem to want it both ways.

Rudy himself was pissed at Albanese’s boss, Democrat Staten Island District Attorney Mike McMahon, ranting “finally, I thought we had a DA in New York in Staten Island who was a real DA in favor of protecting victims and not letting criminals go free,” in response to Gill going free.

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Attorneys General from 22 states vow to maintain abortion rights

The attorneys general from 22 states pledged to defend the rights of women in their states to have access to abortion, reinforcing their states’ commitment to protecting individual rights as conservatives politicians in other states attempt to defame pro-choice activists, the New York Times reports.

In a letter written by Attorney General Leticia James of New York and signed off on by the Attorneys General of California, Maryland, Michigan and New Jersey, the officials also stated that they will defend the rights of women traveling to their states from other states where abortion has been eliminated or severely curtailed.

Other state Attorneys General have taken other actions to protect the right to abortion:  in Wisconsin, for example, officials have declared they will not enforce a 130-year-old law that banned abortion. 

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MAGA Colorado county clerk Tina Peters tells New York Times Lauren Boebert encouraged her to tamper with election equipment

QAnon freak Mesa County, Colorado clerk and Secretary of State candidate Tina Peters told the New York Times on Friday that high school dropout Congresswoman Lauren Boebert – whose Western Colorado district includes Mesa County and whose former campaign manager Sherronna Bishop is under federal investigation for the same crimes Peters and a deputy were indicted for back in March – had encouraged Peters “to go forward with the imaging” of Mesa County’s ballot tabulation machines to leak to MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell and his team of “cyber experts” for analysis to prove “hacking” of the 2020 election. What a fucking sentence.

Boebert’s staff quickly denied Peters’s claim to the Times. Though currently under a 13 count indictment for allowing some former pro surfer asshole wearing fake glasses to pass himself off as an “IT expert” (sent by QAnon freak former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne, who also used to bang Russian spy Maria Butina) into county offices to make a copy of the software, Peters could win the Republican primary for Colorado Secretary of State on Tuesday. That’s another sentence.

In related news, Byrne was sued last week for defamation by former Dominion Voting Systems executive Eric Coomer, a plaintiff who’s kicked some serious ass in court against the Trump 2020 Campaign for similar claims, and whose process server hilariously nailed Mike Lindell at a rally for Peters in April. Coomer’s complaint quotes Byrne from a MAGA documentary, speaking about how in July 2020, Byrne had a premonition of a “rigged” election brought on by “a very dear friend of mine, a part Native American guy who was kind of a spiritual advisor showed up and told me that he needed me to meet some people involved in this movement studying election integrity, election fraud. He died the next day, oddly enough, in a plane crash.” Okay, we’re done. Enough of this shit.

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Louisiana judge issues stay blocking state’s abortion ban

A Louisiana judge blocked the state’s laws banning abortion that was put into place upon the Supreme Court’s reversal of the Roe v. Wade decision, agreeing with the plaintiff that the trigger laws did not meet due process criteria under state law, Reuters reports.

Hope Medical Group for Women in Shreveport, one of three abortion clinics in the state, filed a motion with Orleans Parish Civil District Court claiming three laws that went into effect immediately after the Supreme Court decision in which it claimed that the state’s laws were too vague to be enforced and did not make clear when an abortion is illegal, particularly given conflicting guidance on if abortion is legal to save the life of the woman.

Other similar lawsuits are being undertaken in Ohio and Utah, where similar laws triggered by the reversal of Roe took effect without proper notification to providers or detailed guidelines on when and where it would be legal to perform an abortion.

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Macron tells Biden he spoke with UAE minister who claims UAE, Saudi Arabia at near maximum oil production capacity

During the G7 Summit in Germany, French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly told President Joe Biden that the president of the United Arab Emirates told Macron that both the UAE and Saudi Arabia are virtually at their capacities to produce oil, dimming hopes for an increase in the international supply to lower fuel prices, Reuters reports.

Biden is expected to travel to Saudi Arabia to implore them to increase production to ease the global fuel crises that have seen retail prices of gasoline shoot up even though the price of a barrel of crude oil was at $110 per barrel.  In 2008, when gas was at a similar price, a gallon of gasoline in the United State sold for just $3.08; currently, gas prices hover around $5.00 per gallon.

“I had a call with MbZ (Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan of the UAE),” Macron reportedly told Biden.  “He told me two things. I’m at a maximum, maximum (production capacity). This is what he claims.  And then he said (the) Saudis can increase by 150 (thousands barrels per day). Maybe a little bit more, but they don’t have huge capacities before six months’ time.”

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Capitol riot committee sets surprise Tuesday hearing

The House January 6th Select Committee have scheduled another live testimony hearing for Tuesday, a surprise addition to the lineup, CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane reports. Adding to the intrigue is that the witness list is not being made public ahead of schedule. The committee last week announced they would push the rest of the hearings to mid-July to incorporate newly developed evidence into their pretty fucking well-executed presentations, so whatever this new information is it’s probably a pretty damn big deal if it couldn’t wait a week or two.

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Man shoots two people, killing one, at Subway store because gun fire was his way of complaining about too much mayo on footlong

An unnamed 36-year-old Atlanta man was arrested after he allegedly shot two Subway sandwich shop employees, killing one, after he complained that they had put too much mayonnaise on the sandwich he ordered, WAGA Fox 5 in Atlanta reports.

The assailant killed a 26-year-old female employee and wounded a 24-year-old woman at the shop Sunday evening.  The wounded employee’s 5-year-old son happened to be at the shop at the time of the shootings, but he was unharmed.

A good guy with a guy–in this case, the manager on duty of the Subway–returned fire but failed to hit the shooter.  “I don’t know what the world is coming to especially with our youth. They seem to be so hot headed,” the owner of the Subway, franchisee Willie Glenn, said. “Everybody wants to carry a gun. Everybody wants to scare somebody with a gun. It’s scary out here.”

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Ginni’s husband wants to revisit libel laws

The US Supreme Court on Monday tossed Coral Ridge v Souther Poverty Law Center, a case engineered to sell the MAGA majority on overturning the landmark 1964 case New York Times v Sullivan, which set the high bar on the ability for public figures to claim libel in media coverage.

In his dissent however, Clarence Thomas set an open invitation for other right wing-funded plaintiffs to take another crack at it, writing “I would grant certiorari in this case to revisit the ‘actual malice’ standard. This case is one of many showing how New York Times and its progeny have allowed media organizations and interest groups ‘to cast false aspersions on public figures with near impunity,'” basically saying Trump should’ve been able to sue any and every media outlet that ever said he’s a fat rapey traitor who enriched himself with Russian blood money.

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Supreme Court rules in favor of educator-led prayers in public schools in case about fired football coach

The Supreme Court ruled in a 6-3 decision that a high school football coach who led prayers in the locker room and at the 50-yard line after games was unconstitutionally fired because his religious freedom rights were violated, the Washington Post reports.

In a decision written by conservative Justice Neil Gorsuch whose spot on the court was secured by an unethical Senate maneuver by Republican leader Mitch McConnell, the court ruled that Bremerton High School coach Joseph Kennedy had his First Amendment infringed by the school board’s decision to discipline him.

Kennedy’s actions were more than simply praying in public.  Players and parents complained that Kennedy evangelized and conducted prayer sessions in the locker room that players were forced to attend.  Players and parents also contended that Kennedy punished players who did not participate by limiting their playing time on the field.

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Zelensky says a thousand trapped in mall hit by Russian missile

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said more than a thousand civilians were inside a mall in the central Ukrainian city of Kremenchuk, Poltava region when a Russian missile struck the building Monday, causing a massive inferno and likely to be the most deadly strike on civilians since March.

“The occupiers fired rockets at the shopping center, where there were more than a thousand civilians. The mall is on fire, rescuers are fighting the fire, the number of victims is impossible to imagine,” Zelensky wrote on Telegram, adding “Russia continues to place its powerlessness on ordinary citizens. It is useless to hope for adequacy and humanity on its part.”

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Russia mobilizes massive military asset to front lines of Ukraine

Facing a shortage of generals due to workplace hazards, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has called a retired legend back into action. Identified only as “General Pavel”, the 67 year old Afghanistan vet is said to twice or even three times the solider those dead guys were. The new battlefield commander is sure to cause serious dissent in the Ukrainian sniper ranks, who are no doubt already arguing over who gets first dibs on such a large and largely immobile target.

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Dems 48 – GOP 41 on generic ballot: NPR/PBS/Marist poll

Democrats lead Republicans 48 to 41 percent on the 2022 Midterms generic ballot question of the June NPR/PBS Newshour/Marist College poll, a ten point net swing from the April survey in which Republicans led 47 to 44 percent, and further widening the 47-42 Dem lead from May following the initial leak of the Roe v Wade draft decision. The question of “Would you definitely vote for or definitely vote against a candidate for Congress who will support a federal law to restore Roe versus Wade and the right to abortion?” brings an even more dire warning sign for the MAGA party, as 51 percent said “Definitely vote for” to 36 percent “Definitely vote against.”

Biden’s approval rating is also stuck at 40% in this survey, meaning Dems and pro-choice candidates in general are outperforming the president himself by 8 and 11 percent, respectively.

Again, polls are a fucking mess, there’s no one right way to calibrate against response bias and weigh lopsided samples, so on and so forth, but try sprinkling a little cautious optimism sugar on top of your morning bowl of mopey depressed libtard bran flakes. We’d prefer to avoid mentioning again the reason that this cause for cautious optimism is only a baseline, because it’s awful and sickening, though you can read it here if you so choose. The bottom line is at this point worry less about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and focus on Speaker of the House Gym Jordan (because Kevin McCarthy’s almost certainly fucked out of that job even with a GOP majority).

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SDNY grand jury investigating Trump stock scam company

A federal grand jury in New York have subpoenaed records from DWAC, the company the Trump Media and Technology Group are planning to merge with so TMTG can “go public”, Axios reports. “TMTG is focused on reclaiming the American people’s right to free expression. Every day, our team works tirelessly to sustain Truth Social’s rapid growth, onboard new users, and add new features. We encourage-and will cooperate with-oversight that supports the SEC’s important mission of protecting retail investors,” said a statement from TMTG, which is weird because you’d think they’d be screaming “DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT!”, claiming “executive privilege”, or suing the SDNY on the basis that “former president” is a protected class or something.

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Surprise! “Second Amendment sanctuary” sheriffs seizing guns

A CNN analysis has determined that of the 37 Colorado counties whose commissions passed resolutions declaring themselves to be “Second Amendment Sanctuaries” following the passage of the state’s red flag law in 2019, law enforcement in 20 of those counties have used the law’s provisions to petition a court to seize the weapons, many of them by the sheriffs who had themselves – evidently symbolically – protested the law.

“If a gentleman pulls a rifle on my deputy and then comes and threatens to shoot up my courthouse and kill me, kill the judges, and kill the district attorney. I’ve got a problem with that person having a gun,” Dolores County, Colorado Sheriff Don Wilson said after seizing an assault rifle from a local maniac who had pointed it at a deputy, a change of tune from his bitching about the law after it was passed in 2019. “All it is is one person’s word against another,” said Wilson at the time, per CNN.

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Video emerges of violent slap attack on Rudy

WARNING Viewer discretion is advised. National Zero is not responsible for any emotional distress or disgust that may result from viewing the following footage of the savage Sunday trial by combat against America’s mayor, the hero of 9/11, Trump’s legal mastermind, Rudy W Giuliani:

Holy fucking shit. That was brutal! The brave, courageous former mayor of New York City’s son Andrew released a statement following the attack on his father, who is said to be recovering well from libtard violence. “Rudy Giuliani, 78, was attacked by a worker at a ShopRite on Staten Island on Sunday, while campaigning for Andrew Giuliani, leaving the former NY City mayor shaken… Innocent people are attacked in today’s New York all of the time. This particular incident hit very close to home. The assault on my father, America’s Mayor, was over politics. We will not be intimidated by left wing attacks. As governor I will stand up for law and order so that New Yorkers feel safe again. This message has resonated with voters throughout my campaign, leading up to Tuesday’s primary,” said Andrew, who will lose Tuesday’s primary.

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Lara Trump unwittingly announces she’s pro-choice, but I don’t think she actually understands that’s what she did

It was not too long ago, you would find people, um, ah ah who are very far left or were very far left would even admit that it was a terrible decision for a woman to have to make if she had to make the decision to have an abortion and, and that it affects the woman, it affects the child, obviously, in, in irreversible ways,” former culinary school student and apparent expert on domestic policy (by marriage) Lara Trump says.

“Um, but now it seems to be championed in a way, and, and people are advocating for you to have an abortion as opposed, Nicole, to giving you the choice to choose whatever you want.  It, it, it’s terrible and it honestly seems like there’s a moral decay that is set in in our society and I think it’s contributed to some of this.”

Yes, Lara, there is a moral decay in American society now, and it’s called Trumpism.

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Ohio Republican claims mass shooting possible with bow & arrow

Ohio Republican Congressman Warren Davidson has a unique take on mass shootings when confronted by a CNN host who pointedly told him that guns are a necessary factor in a mass shooting.  “Well, a shooting by definition…. I suppose you could do it with arrows but it would be a lot harder to do with mass.”

Well… yeah, Einstein.  That’s the point she was making.

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Florida abortion providers ask court to overturn state’s abortion restrictions based on state constitution

Florida’s abortion providers have filed a motion with the state court asking for an injunction blocking the state’s new law outlawing abortions after 15 weeks of gestation, saying the state’s own constitution makes the law illegal, NBC News reports.

Article I, Section 23 of the Florida Constitution was amended in 1980 to include Article I Section 23, titled “The Right to Privacy” which reads:  “Every natural person has the right to be let alone and free from governmental intrusion into the person’s private life except as otherwise provided herein. This section shall not be construed to limit the public’s right of access to public records and meetings as provided by law.”

“The ban is blatantly unconstitutional under the state constitution,” the ACLU said in a statement.  “Despite Florida’s history of protecting the right to abortion, the Florida legislature recently engaged in a brazen attempt to override the will of the Florida people.”

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Supermarket employee arrested for assaulting Rudy

Doddering alcoholic Rudy Giuliani was nearly shoved to the floor in a Staten Island Shop Rite supermarket on Sunday by an employee, the New York Post reports. The employee, who slapped the old traitor on the back and yelled “What’s up scumbag?” was arrested and charged with assault on a person over age 65. “I ran into the only person who is not voting for Andrew Giuliani,” the drunken moron reportedly said after the incident.

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