Another bear season is underway in Japan, by which means that bears are wreaking havoc and threatening to attack people – sometimes fatally – again this year, Reuters reports.

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Fans of the New York Knicks had a LOUD reaction to President Trump at Game 3 of the NBA Finals versus the San Antonio Spurs in Manhattan on Monday night. It was a WILD NIGHT in the Big Apple!

CLICK ON TO SEE THE BIG MOMENT WHEN THE CROWD REACTED!

Speaker Mike Johnson just feels like something is off in California but can’t prove it so he’s couching his suspicions in the comforting realm of the unfalsifiable to not really support it.

“On September 19, 2025, President Trump signed a Proclamation instituting a $100,000 payment requirement for employers submitting petitions for new H-1B visas. Plaintiffs are twenty states that have sued various executive departments and officials for their role in implementing the Proclamation. Plaintiffs contend that Defendants’ implementation of the Proclamation violates the separation of powers and the Administrative Procedure Act (‘APA’). The parties have cross-moved for summary judgment. Defendants have also moved to dismiss the complaint. For the reasons that follow, the Court DENIES Defendants’ motion for summary judgment,” wrote Massachusetts federal Judge Leo Sorokin in a ruling finding that Fat Hitler does not have statutory authority to impose a $100,000 fee on H1-B visa applications in a stupid bid to deny the tech industry access to talent.

“Not possible for Spencer Pratt to have lost the LA runoffs after the big lead he had. 3rd World Nation. Rigged Elections! Now they’ll be working on great guy Steve Hilton. Won’t have results for, possibly, TWO WEEKS, according to officials,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

Now two things can be true at the same time, that California should figure out how to process and tally its votes faster – and that the fat fuck just proclaimed himself leader of a “3rd World Nation” in a tantrum that one of his endorsees has now been eliminated from the top-two mayor primary first round after a protracted count of first round votes. That says a lot more about Trump than his anodyne bitching over some fucking reality show twat like Pratt losing sooner rather than later.

After all, it was Trump who campaigned on “election integrity” back in 2024, that like everything else he hasn’t fixed, he alone could fix it and, as you saw above, here he is crying like some backbench Fox News contributor with no agency over the situation. What an impotent old piece of shit.

This hag is seriously saying that Biden’s border policies let a parasitic insect into the US.

Convicted felon crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried on Monday told Fox Business News he’s formally applied for a pardon from convicted felon President Trump, arguing to a reporter that his now-collapsed digital Monopoly money house FTX’s “customers have been repaid now 170 percent or so on their deposits. It’s one of the very few cases where the platform was over-collateralized, where customers were more than made whole. And yet there was, you know, not just a criminal investigation, but a prosecution. And, you know, dozens of years of sentence[s].”

“SBF” was hit with 25 years in the joint for an extremely convoluted scam where he was using customer deposits in FTX to fund pump up some other digital MacGuffin integral to amassing his peak $30 billion net worth before his downfall – a period during which he supposedly tried to bribe the Orange God Emperor with $5 billion not to run in 2024. Apparently SBF’s strategy now is to act as though that’s all water under the bridge by getting out of prison and then, presumably, finding some other way to bribe Trump in return for the favor. Like his former rival “CZ” did.

“I think SpaceX has extremely large potential, There are some parallels here where… frankly, there are very few companies that are well positioned to play a large role in the space industry,” Bankman-Fried said in his Fox Business News interview, quotes the outlet printed as though he were some hedge fund manager on the sidelines at Davos rather than a federal prison inmate likely talking to them via a collect call. “It’s one of those very few companies and I foresee it having an extremely large amount of upside, you know, even from where it is today, let alone where it was when we invested. And, you know, very few people have been able to grow companies like Elon has.”

The word “narrative” was actually NOTUS‘s in their Monday article examining the mostly correct and fair assessment of convicted felon President Trump’s ownership of the House GOP majority versus Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson’s compliance. It was “canard” an anonymous White House official used to respond to technically “independent” California Republican Congressman Kevin Kiley’s accurate call for Congress to reclaim its “constitutional authority” from the Orange God Emperor.

“What the media means when they say this stuff is they mean that upholding your constitutional authority is opposing the administration. That’s just not what it is,” the White House official said, adding “And most Republicans, in fact 99.99 percent of Republicans, see through that and vote where their long-standing policy positions are.” And yeah if that were true then Congressional Republicans would have weeks ago voted for authorizing and funding a fucking ballroom with a stupid “drone port” on top for the White House. Thus making the “canard”/”narrative” closer to reality than this shitbag wants to think out loud and anonymously so for reasons unclear.

“It is a total shirking of responsibilities to the White House,” a House Republican said, propagating the canard. “Everything has to be preordained and pre-blessed, and there’s very little that we’re able to have our own will on. We should be empowered to pass our own priorities, not just follow what the mandate of the day is.” Others acknowledged that a two-vote margin and the fact that the president is the one to sign bills passed short of a veto-proof majority (when the hell was the last time that happened?) would naturally make any president paramount over the speaker.

“Both sides, Israel and Iran, are looking to do an immediate CEASEFIRE! Final negotiations on ‘Peace’ are proceeding, subject to ignorance or stupidity getting in its way. The Blockade will remain in place, and in full force and effect, until a ‘Final Deal’ is reached. Things should move quickly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump early Monday.

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s forces attacked Iran on Sunday even after convicted felon President Trump supposedly called “Bibi” to order him to hold off, the IDF annnounced.

Rather than getting a call from convicted felon President Trump ordering him not to retaliate against Iran for a wave of missile attacks, Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Sunday presumably got the message via an article by Axios reporter Barak Ravid that convicted felon President Trump will be calling him shortly to order him not to retaliate against Iran for a wave of missile attacks.

“I am going to call Bibi right now and tell him not to retaliate. Each of them had their fun. Israel had its strike, and Iran had its strike. We don’t need another one,” Trump told Ravid point blank of his veto of Israel’s prerogative of defending itself against a belligerent enemy, adding “The Iranian strikes didn’t hurt anybody. Hopefully Israel is not going to retaliate. If Bibi strikes them back, it’s just gonna keep going like the last 47 years – or the last 3,000 years,” and lol what a fucking pussy.

The World is on fire and spiraling out of control, we have no leadership, no one running the Country, we have a non-existent President in Donald Trump, and a completely absent Vice President, JD Vance, who is too busy shitposting on Twitter. No one is in charge and it’s not even clear who is more confused: Trump or Vance. Neither has any idea what is even going on. When Biden was President, Iran was in total check. They were starved for cash, fully contained, and desperate to make a deal to meet their basic day-to-day needs to keep their population from revolting.

Trump flooded them with Chinese weapons and, ever since, they’ve been exporting terror all over, and unraveling the Middle East. Under “President Biden,” we had NO WAR in the Middle East.

Instead, we had PEACE. Now, War is raging everywhere, and the two Incompetents running this Country are leading us to the brink of World War III. You wouldn’t trust Donald or Jaydee to run a lemonade stand, let alone lead the Free World. If Kamala Harris wins in 2028, we will have peace in the World again. If Vance gets 4 more years, the World goes up in smoke and Iran will win.

Thus concludes the portion of this article mad-libbing an October 1, 2024 statement from then-former President Trump that came shortly before the US military and IDF successfully blocked a wave of Iranian drones and missiles. On Sunday the IDF had to defend the country again from the kind of attack Trump said he would have prevented from happening. Nice going, Donnie.

Let there be no further questions about Donald Trump’s electoral legitimacy as President of the United States – and not in terms of whether or not he won the 2016 or 2024 elections. He won them fair and square electorally, emphasizing electorally because both bids were crime sprees with all sorts of scams, one of which from the first bid got him convicted of 34 felonies. But overall legitimacy, as leader of the United States government and military, as capable of making decisions that affect the entire world, as mentally and emotionally in control of himself enough to do the incredibly difficult job at nearly 80 years old? No, he’s not legitimate, at all, and his presidencies should in the future be retroactively declared vacancies of office, with all bills he signed, appointments made, and so on rendered null and void due to the incapacities displayed in this interview. It’s undoubtedly the worst in American history by a sitting president.

Last week’s local elections in South Korea were marred once again by the same American-style “voter integrity” controversies that have plagued their politics for years – and were the basis for the coup attempt that got conservative Yoon Suk-Yeol removed from the presidency and imprisoned for the rest of his life – with Yoon’s “People Power Party” freaking the fuck out and the chief of the National Election Commission handing in his resignation over the failures, the AP reports.

That being said, the problems were pretty limited in scale as it was estimated just 50 of the country’s 14,300 polling precincts ran out of ballots and of those 22 had actually suspended voting, which adds up to just 0.35 percent of all in-person voting locations. That also being said, 12 of those were in Seoul’s Songpa district, a right wing stronghold, which sure doesn’t seem like a coincidence given that the Korean capital city’s conservative Mayor Oh Se-hoon was running for reelection.

Oh did win though. But you know how the “too big to rig” dance goes for the permanently aggrieved.

In unrelated but similar news, right wing former MTV reality show dickbag Spencer Pratt is in serious danger of being eliminated in the Los Angeles mayoral top-two “jungle primary,” with leftie candidate Nithya Raman’s share of the vote steadily outpacing his during the protracted count that for some fucking reason is still only at 68 percent reported. Incumbent Mayor Karen Bass remains on top but would proooooooobably rather face Pratt than Raman in the runoff. The gubernatorial race is a similar-ish story, with former HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra on top and ahead of Trump-endorsed British MAGA douchebag Steve Hilton. Dem billionaire Tom Steyer is further behind Hilton than Raman is to Pratt in Los Angeles, but it’s not out of the question that both runoffs could be Dem vs Dem… All of it leaving California MAGAs screaming like their South Korean brethren.

“As we move closer to Game 3 of the NBA Finals on Monday night, Madison Square Garden and the United States Secret Service want to help ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all ticket holders by sharing important security procedures that will be in place. A strict no-bag policy will be in effect, and fans should make every effort to limit personal items to an absolute minimum.”

“Fans should expect enhanced security measures when entering Madison Square Garden, including TSA-style screening procedures. Guests are strongly encouraged to arrive at least two hours before tip-off to allow additional time for screening and entry. Fans are encouraged to review the complete list of prohibited items before arriving at secretservice.gov/prohibiteditems. There will be no storage available for prohibited items brought to the venue,” says a notice posted by the New York Knicks ahead of convicted felon President Trump’s expected attendance to make their experience less fun.

People already paid fucking thousands and thousands of dollars for these tickets and now they get to have to show up an extra two hours early because of this fat fuck’s egomania. Karma will be if ESPN doesn’t pull some kind of shit to edit out the booing, which will be plentiful.

Ohio rancher Bill Knapke says he was cool with it when convicted felon President Trump last year commanded Knapke and his fellow cattle farmers “to get their prices down” on beef, telling the Wall Street Journal he “took it on the chin, but we’re fine. We’ll give Trump plenty of time to accomplish what he needs to. He’s got a plan.” Knapke did not elaborate on the “plan,” as he understands it.

“Rising fuel and fertilizer prices have stung, but Knapke said it is worth paying more to operate his farm if it means America is respected on the global stage and an Iranian nuclear threat is neutralized,” the Journal writes of the farmer who was no doubt pro-peace until Trump was not.

“The question of what if Democrats got back into power is terrifying for voters here,” Darke County GOP chairwoman KatieDeLand said. “They wonder, ‘Would gas be $7/gallon with Kamala Harris?’”

A January “burglary” of a San Francisco yoga studio in which the perpetrator used a Waymo self-driving taxi to convey himself to and from the scene of the crime remains unsolved five months later despite the number of cameras mounted inside and outside the vehicle that recorded every moment of the unknown male suspect’s theft of a stack of men’s yoga shorts from the small gym.

The problem, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, is that the Google subsidiary’s recording software automatically blurs the faces of every passenger inside and every pedestrian outside of the company’s fleet of Jaguar I-Pace crossover SUV models, rendering the footage useless. “I would think it would be easier to solve in a Waymo,” the case’s detective, SFPD Sergeant Tim Faye, told the Chronicle. Yet despite the company’s willingness to cooperate, he’s been unable to identify the suspect, who apparently used a stolen credit card and/or burner phone to book the ride and make the three minute stop to Hot 8 Yoga in the Marina District. The in-store surveillance footage was at the wrong angle needed to see the guy’s face and thus the crime remains unsolved.

It’s not clear why the Chronicle calls it a “burglary” when it sounds more like shoplifting that, for whatever reason, went unwitnessed by the studio’s staff. Manager Farah Issa laughed it off, saying the incident “was quite funny. He just stole a bunch of men’s shorts,” so it’s possible that the time elapsed and non-violent, low-loss nature of the crime are holding back investigative progress much more than any technical hurdles and/or lack of cooperation from Waymo on a subpoena.