“A man is dead after a shooting at a Walmart parking lot on Tuesday afternoon. At approximately 12:28 pm, on June 30, Broward County Regional Communications received a call reporting a shooting in the parking lot of the Walmart located at 7900 W McNab Road in North Lauderdale. Broward Sheriff’s Office district deputies and North Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded. On scene, deputies located Bart Diguglielmo suffering from a gunshot wound. Paramedics transported Diguglielmo to Broward Health Medical Center, where he was later pronounced deceased.”

“The preliminary investigation revealed an adult female and the victim were involved in a verbal altercation over a parking space in the Walmart parking lot prior to the shooting. According to investigators, the shooter, the adult female, remained on scene, cooperated with detectives and she told them the shooting was in self-defense,” says the Broward County, Florida Sheriff’s Office in a press release that did not identify the woman, who has yet to be charged and it’s unclear if she will.

“BREAKING: Bart Diguglielmo, a US Army Veteran, was shot and k*lled by a black woman in Florida during an argument over a parking spot. The woman’s name is currently being withheld by officials, and no charges have been filed yet. Will the legacy media cover this story?” tweeted LibsOfTikTok on Thursday, clearly outraged that the rules thus far have applied to a registered Republican voter.

“Trump is by far my hero. He stopped 8 wars in 8 months. He finalized and cemented the Abraham Accords which in itself is a game changer. But add freeing the Venezuela people, and crushing Iran (the axis of evil) beyond my wildest dreams. I think it’s pretty safe to say, the world is a much safer place today. And for all those who don’t have a clue, riding that TDS bandwagon, Google Iranian hostage crisis, I believe it was 1979…” Bart wrote in a much longer Facebook post on March 7.

The thing with anecdotal data is that it requires a control to be considered worth accepting into one’s larger understanding of a current state. Sure, you may argue – and credibly so – that a frayed, tattered, and essentially destroyed TRUMP-VANCE 2024 flag flying over some douchebag Long Islander’s motorboat in itself is a self-contained anecdote on just how much that fan of the now-current regime actually cares about how his support for the Orange Tyrant presents to others in his socio-political cohort. After all, why not just take it down and get a new MAGA flag to put there?

Then of course there’s the symbolism of it: A two year-old emblem of support for then-resurgent “King Over The Water” disintegrating well past the edges like so many promises of economic greatness, an end to rampant crime and political corruption, the truth about Jeffrey Epstein’s atrocities, cheaper groceries, and so on and so forth. That’s even before the blasphemous positioning of the Trump-Vance flag above that of Old Glory, itself defiled by a torn upper hoist.

Viewed from the side whilst a westerly wind is catching, the US Flag appeared to be hung upside down in the universal sign of distress and, yeah, could go on for quite awhile about that element to the overall symbolism. But in the interest of journalistic integrity this site has a duty to be clear that it was not intentionally hung upside down, just merely neglected by the patriotic boater, whose otherwise pristinely-maintained 21st century watercraft is berthed at a mooring that costs untold thousands of dollars per summer to rent – or a mortgage plus association fees to own.

All subject to the capricious whims of Neptune, who can fuck it up whenever he so pleases.

David Hearn, a former US Olympic canoeist – newsworthy in itself that the Olympics even has friggin “canoeing” as a sport – was indicted by a DC grand jury Thursday on unspecified charges after he was arrested last month for touching the shitty new liner of the National Mall’s reflecting pool despite being told not to by a National Park service staffer present during a period of heightened security for the landmark following a no-bid resurfacing job by a corrupt contractor, CNN reports.

Hearn had been hit with a misdemeanor citation for his manual intrusion into the shallow pool. His attorney told CNN he was not yet aware of the new developments in the “case” against his client.

“Congressional Republicans could counter a possible wave of Democrat investigations into President Donald Trump’s self-enrichment next year with a parallel front of probes if they lose the House majority,” says Semafor in the lede to an “exclusive” Wednesday story headlined “Republicans plot to counter Democrat probes,” in some kind of GOP self-soothing exercise/access toll.

“If the Democrats take the House in November, the Republican minority will be among the strongest in history because they likely will have the Trump administration backing them on core issues that they remain aligned on,” said douchey MAGA lawyer James Mandolfo, who served as House Republican counsel during the pointless “Biden Crime Family” investigations. “The reason this matters is because the Trump administration could take action against companies/institutions that don’t comply with any requests from the minority,” Mandolfo continued with his mafia-esque plan.

Basically it sounds as though the Reich will threaten, say, Bank of America with criminal probes if they don’t give James Comer AOC’s account statements and so he can go on Fox News and question why her uncle wrote her a $50 check on her birthday in 2015 and for what purpose.

Three out of four crew members were rescued Wednesday and the search is on for the fourth after a US Navy MH-60S Seahawk assigned to the USS George HW Bush crashed in the Persian Gulf under unclear but apparently non-combat circumstances, according to the Fifth Fleet command.

“On July 1 at 3:30 am ET, the aircrew of an MH-60S Sea Hawk helicopter assigned to USS George HW Bush (CVN 77) conducted an emergency water landing in the Arabian Sea. There is no indication the emergency was caused by hostile action. Three of the helicopter’s four crew members have been recovered and are in stable condition aboard George HW Bush. US Navy assets in the region are currently searching for other aircrewman still missing. The cause of incident is under investigation,” said the fleet in a post and fucking hell it’s been over 10 hours this sailor’s been MIA.

God willing he/she can be recovered safely but goddamn the Trump regime for four fucking years of “Blood on Biden’s hands” shit from the Kabul evacuation only to return and then waste at least 13 service members’ lives waging a fecklessly cuntish war against the very next country on the map.

At least two masked individuals on Wednesday scaled the spire at the top of New York City’s iconic Empire State Building and unfurled a flag reading “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace” and attaching it to the apex, per aerial footage broadcast by Fox News.

As of 12:39 PM EDT on Wednesday the two began climbing down but then moved back up for reasons unclear to literally anyone outside of their livestream audience. If there is a livestream audience… Wouldn’t bet against it. The pair at the top, probably a male and female both of slender, athletic builds, then began embracing and the male seemed to propose marriage to the female.

In conclusion, today’s younger generation is too fixated on achieving social media fame, though the romantic angle is a respectable callback to the 1933 blockbuster King Kong. Credit where it’s due.

Whatever happened to Christopher Steele? Where the hell is he when we need a handsome, strong-jawed British super-spy to drive an armored Aston Martin through the lobby of a San Francisco office tower, emerge from the smoke to shoot about a half dozen suit-wearing security mercs in the head with a silenced Walther PPK, and confront this megalomaniacal son of a bitch in the middle of his newest cyber superweapon’s quantum mega-server center. Then, after a three-to-five minute struggle where Karp proves to be much more adept at close-quarters knife combat than anyone had expected, Steele shoves the CEO off of a catwalk to be impaled by a piece of jagged metal piping while the electricity arcs and flames erupt from the wreckage, with Steele escaping just as the $20 billion skyscraper lists and then collapses into the chilly, swirling waters of the Bay.

Then cut to Steele relaxing on a beach in Tahiti with Karp’s statuesque executive assistant Divina Brestlove, who turned against her psychotic boss and provided Steele with the secret algorithm needed to overload the Palantir tower’s power core just before the final assault on the building.

“CHRISTOPHER STEELE WILL RETURN” the credits will stop at, just as Meghan Trainor hits the crescendo with “And he’s danger for reeeeeaaalllll…. He’s Christopher Steeeeeeele… He’s licensed to kill, and the ladies to thrilllllllll to a man of Steele willllllllll… Don’t get in his dossier, or you will live to regret the dayyyy… Christopher Steeeeeeele, for realllll… Deadly British super-spyyyyyyy!!!”

And fuck this sociopath. He’s panicking because he’s realized he’s overdone the fascism shit and the future just may hold actual consequences for inflicting his inadequacies on the world.

Convicted felon President Trump has in recent days been briefed on his options to “finish the job” in Iran though for now seems poised to continue with his weak-ass peace efforts, the Wall Street Journal reports on the latest from the feckless tyrant’s inner sanctum of pointless, destructive warmongering.

Convicted felon President Trump’s top minions took differing approaches to how to explain what just happened to the hopes and dreams of MAGA white nationalists at the Supreme Court this morning, with Couchfucker going glass half-full and telling fans of the reich that it’s just one Supreme Court justice’s death away from somehow being revisited in another attempt. It was cheery enough even though it was wrong since it was actually more like a 6-3 decision as Brett Kavanaugh dissented on different grounds on top of the extreme unlikelihood over everything else lining up.

“The Supreme Court upheld Birthright Citizenship, which is too bad for our Country, but we can easily make it up in Congress through Legislation, with the support of the President, that has now been determined during this process. No long and unwieldy Constitutional Amendment is necessary! Congress should start TODAY to work on ending expensive and unfair to our Country, Birthright Citizenship. They will have my Complete and Total Support!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, less emotional than he had been prior to the predictable defeat.

Still… If it’s easy to get it done in Congress then why didn’t he just do it instead of signing an executive order that was nullified within hours and then finally imploded by the same court that otherwise did him more than its fair share of solids over the years? Oh, that’s right, Congress would never actually pass that bill, nor the constitutional amendment actually required to overwrite the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, never mind 38 state legislatures.

Then again Trump’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand anything, so here we are.

Extreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is retiring from the bench, NPR reports. Florida MAGA federal Judge Aileen Cannon had no comment on the matter as she was most likely trying to figure out how to appoint herself by ruling that the US Senate has no jurisdiction over the matter.

In all seriousness, you can take it as a sign that the GOP aren’t exactly fully confident in their chances of holding the Senate if they’ve talked through this with Sam – and that risk still outweighed the fraught process for a nomination during the leadup to the midte…

UPDATE 6/30/2026 11:09 AM EDT: Guess the only question now is whether this was just premature or actually wrong. Probably going to need some more information than just “error.”

“NPR’s reporting regarding Justice Alito is inaccurate. And their reporting that there was any kind of court statement is inaccurate,” Supremos spokeswoman Pat McCabe then said in a statement.

As expected, the US Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that convicted felon President Trump cannot unilaterally decide to delete the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, much less arbitrarily mandate an effective date for its end, thus closing the door for a future Dem president to sign an executive order going the other way and granting citizenship to whomever they want.

“Children born in the United States to parents unlawfully or temporarily present are ‘subject to the jurisdiction’ of the United States and are citizens at birth under the Fourteenth Amendment’s Citizenship Clause,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in the opinion joined by Barrett, the three libs, and in part by Kavanaugh who filed an opinion “concurring in the judgment and dissenting in part.”

A Truth Social alert issued at 10:39 AM EDT celebrated that the court had earlier ruled that schools can ban biological males from playing girls’ sports. Can’t rain on that parade, no matter what, right?

The US Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled 6-3 that Republican campaign donor organizations can coordinate with actual campaigns, which in some way is a victory for free speech to all Americans.

Republican New Jersey Congressman Tom Kean Jr, who disappeared for like four months over an unspecified “health issue,” returned to the Capitol on Tuesday and promptly refused to answer questions from CNN’s Manu Raju and other reporters who greeted him.

Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Dem candidate James Talarico are tied at 47 percent in a New York Times/Siena survey of likely voters in the Lone Star State’s senate contest.

“Surprisingly, the Supreme Court declined to ‘review’ a Fake Case brought against me by a woman I never met (Decades old celebrity photo line, standing with her husband, does not count!). I will continue the fight against this Weaponization and Lawfare Case against me, including the ridiculous claim of Defamation, with all of my power and strength. This Case is really against the United States of America, and all it stands for, and should never be allowed to happen to another President, or Candidate to be! New York State created a Law, for an instant speck of time, going back many decades, in order to wrongfully ‘nab’ me. It was tailormade, and this Injustice cannot be allowed to stand!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, his usual l’etat c’est moi song-and-dance after the Supreme Court decided they weren’t going to overturn the verdict that cost him $5 million and adjudicated him as a rapist for his circa 1995 sexual violation of writer EJ Carroll.

That impotent whine followed another in which the fat bastard screamed angrily about the mail-in ballot defeat, posting “In light of the tremendous loss in the Supreme Court today concerning Voter’s Rights, and the fact that ‘people’s’ votes are allowed to be counted LONG AFTER an Election is over, it is more important than ever to pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which is,(1) ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PHOTO ID (IDENTIFICATION!). (2) ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP. (3) NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY DEPLOYMENT, OR TRAVEL!). There is no excuse for a politician, or otherwise, to be against the above three requirements. There is only one reason to oppose — CHEATING! The House of Representatives has approved this vital Act, THREE TIMES. The United States Senate seems unable to do so. In a time when there is a powerful Communist Movement taking place in our Country, one more dangerous than World War I, World War II, Pearl Harbor, or September 11th, all Dumocrats, and our five Republican Senate Hold Outs, Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, Thom Tillis, Bill Cassidy, and Mitch McConnell must vote to SAVE OUR COUNTRY. There can be no more excuses!” and Christ with the goddamned World War hyperbole.

In the third defeat of the morning from the Supreme Court that he largely controls, the justices ruled 5-4 that convicted felon President Trump cannot fire Federal Reserve Board of Governors member Lisa Cook, an unforced fuckup that started with some fake bullshit case about her mortgage.

In a squeaker of a 5-4 decision, the US Supreme Court on Monday ruled that mail-in ballots arriving within five days after election day can be counted, imploding MAGA plans to implode the mail-in ballot system. Chief Justice John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett joined the libs on the call.