The good news for the GOP in the final set of New York Times/Siena College surveys of 2026 Senate battlegrounds is that Dem Iowa state Representative Josh Turek leads Congresswoman Ashley Hinson by 48 to 47 percent and thus inside the margin of error. Oh and that the Times didn’t even bother polling Georgia or North Carolina, sparing their dipshit candidates the embarrassment.

The bad news is everything else: In Michigan Abdul El-Sayed leads Mike Rogers 53 to 42 percent, unclear if Haley Stevens is going to close that gap. In Texas it’s Talarico 50, Paxton 43. Maine: Troy Jackson 51, Conern Lady 45 percent. Sherrod Brown leads Toned Ass 49 to 44 in Ohio. Kansas is sucktacular for shitty Doctor Roger Marshall as Rev Adam Hamilton leads 49 to 44 percent. And in Alaska Dem former Congresswoman Mary Peltola is up 48 to 46 over the “real” Dan Sullivan.

Huh. Well let’s see how Tuesday shakes out. Could be, uh, interesting to watch.

At least nine people are very clearly no longer among the living after a private Learjet 60 Twin Engine that took off from Austin, Texas bound for the Bahamas hit a street in Palm Beach, Florida on Sunday, per ABC News. You can’t even see the jet itself in the above clip recorded on an Uber driver’s (?) dashcam, that’s how fast the fucking thing was going when it hit the ground. The relatively small amount of flames erupting from the impact might be some kind of clue as to the fuel situation – indeed the damage was fairly contained, per footage of after the crash.

The already escalating drama over the disunity between Michigan Dem Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed and loser former primary rival Haley Stevens took a turn into straight-up betrayal on Sunday as CNN reports Stevens just showed up at a church event with El-Sayed’s opponent Mike Rogers.

Stevens then officially endorsed Rogers in a drivers’ seat selfie tweet video.

Asked by CNN’s Jake Tapper on Sunday whether he’ll accept defeat should he lose to Dem former Congresswoman Mary Peltola on Tuesday, incumbent Senator Dan Sullivan said “I’m going to accept the election results.” Which probably means that he already knows through his campaign’s own internal polling, that the fake Dan Sullivan is not going to be the difference between a win and a loss.

NRSC chair Senator Tim Scott meanwhile did not say he would accept a defeat when pressed by NBC’s Kristen Welker. He did not say how Sullivan would end up prevailing even if Peltola won more votes. Another problem for the GOP is that even as the term-limited incumbent Governor Mike Dunleavy’s been making noises about refusing to certify a Peltola win, the the sole Dem candidate in the four-way race to succeed Dunleavy, Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins, is said to be in very good shape against the three Republican candidates – among them fluoride dipshit former Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson. Worse yet, the North Star State has a very unusually early transfer of power date at December 7th, making the path to blocking Peltola very narrow should she prevail on Tuesday.

“So, in Los Angeles, our Acting US Attorney for the Central District of California (and various other titles which were forced upon us by the ridiculous Blue Slip SCAM where nobody can get confirmed without the Dumocrats’ approval – which is IMPOSSIBLE to get in that they are all Trump Deranged Lunatics!), Bill Essayli, has done a fantastic job. He is one of the best, EVER! He caught a massive number of Illegal Votes, 20,000, but potentially Hundreds of Thousands, and maybe even Millions, and the Court has just ruled against it. Why would they reject fixing Election Fraud? That’s like, in the 2020 Rigged and Stolen Election, when we had a great case, but the Supreme Court would not hear it because they said I, the President of the United States of America, had NO STANDING to bring such a case. Think of it, the President, on a Federal Election, has NO STANDING over himself, and so it goes. We are going to continue our yearslong fight on Election Integrity,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday after being dealt a setback in his “yearslong fight on Election Integrity.”

Which means that the fat bastard is giving up on his California case and won’t be appealing to the Supreme Court. He just won’t say it that way because he can’t admit that he failed.

Ohio Senator Jon Husted’s toned ass is apparently owned by top lobbyist Todd Lugar, as when in DC, it sits in an apartment that’s also Lugar’s properly, Politico reports. Lugar, whose clients include Facebook, Boeing, and Wells Fargo, and also rents a unit to Husted’s neighboring Republican, Indiana Senator Todd Young, claims he charges fair market value for both,

Texas, Kansas, Iowa, and Nebraska are all under the gun of some seriously severe weather on Tuesday, NBC News reports on a development that – fingers crossed, prayers said, totems clutched, sacrifices made at pagan altars, and so on – will still be coming up a week from now as a convenient go-to excuse for certain candidates’ underperformance in crucial races. That, since their most dedicated voters disproportionately turn out on Election Day itself after being told for six years that early voting is unconstitutional, the rain and wind prevented them from making it to the polls.

"I believe that the prices will take care of themselves."

As inflation and rising costs dominate the midterm debate, one Georgia voter is sticking firmly with the GOP—arguing that conservative leadership is the key to letting the market correct itself. pic.twitter.com/4s252BNr7Z

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) October 30, 2026

For the maybe two of you concerned that Ilhan Omar’s second marriage – which may or may have not have been to her brother – is going to end her career, fear not: TMZ reports that Omar’s ex, Bristol, UK-based doctoral researcher Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, identified himself as LGBTQ in a paper published in August. “As a gay man of the East African diaspora, my fieldwork was never neutral,” Elmi wrote in the paper, titled “Out in the Field: Notes on Researching Queer Violence in Kenya.”

Thus the leftist Congresswoman constantly targeted by the impotent rage of convicted felon President Trump and his cult, is exceedingly unlikely to have been in a physically incestuous relationship with the man who may or may not be her brother. Just a sham one to help him obtain legal US residency, whether he’s her brother or not. On balance it kind of dulls the salience of the constant tantrums over that specific part of Omar’s biography – from a political standpoint at least.

From a legal standpoint? Going to go out on a limb and guess that a 2009 marriage that then ended nearly a decade ago, whether it was fraudulent one way or another, falls outside of the statute of limitations on immigration fraud. Still have to wonder why Omar doesn’t just turn it around and say something like “There is a lot of truth to what you’ve been hearing about me and it’s time to set the record straight: My brother Ahmed is now living happily in the UK as an out and proud gay man, when for most of his life before that he had to keep his true self secret. I helped him keep it secret and escape danger in Somalia, where LGTBQ people are often murdered on the spot. That I had to pretend we were a couple and marry him to help him build a new life here in the United States is as sad a statement on our broken immigration system as one can get” and so on and so forth.

Gotta believe her own voters would sympathize – if it isn’t already a known and accepted open secret in her district’s Somali community. That said, she deals with enough shit from the Reich, and maybe coming clean on her history and non-incestuous sham marriage can wait a few months.

Speaking to CNN on Thursday, a “top Republican official, speaking on condition of anonymity to avoid alienating the White House,” reacted to the news that convicted felon President Trump had canceled his planned weekend rallies in Iowa and Kansas with relief, saying “Thank God. He hasn’t moved the needle anywhere.” Approximately 14 hours later, the network reported that God hath forsaken the source as the Orange Overlord and his retinue have now uncanceled those rallies.

Not all that related but from the same live news feed of the final stretch to election day – and most importantly pretty goddamned funny, CNN also heard from Alaska voters who say they don’t give a shit about the Peltola campaign’s alleged recruitment of the other Dan Sullivan. “It’s shady, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a dealbreaker,” said one who still will vote for Peltola, while another Peltola fan waved it off as a “both sides” thing. That part HAS to sting the fanboys extra hard, lol.

“I will be doing a live radio interview for our GREAT Republican Senator, Roger Marshall of Kansas, with Pete Mundo, KCMO, at 7:30 AM. Roger LOVES KANSAS, as do I. Enjoy!!! President DJT” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday morning just before he dialed in to some stupid show.

Should be fun to hear him ramble inaudibly as entropy continues to accelerate its ravages upon the octogenarian degenerate who needs to die yesterday to end his and so many others’ suffering.

Crypto scam operation Binance, founded by Trump ally Chengpeng Zhao, suspended trading on Thursday after hackers made off with $6.3 billion in digital Monopoly money, the Wall Street Journal reports on this never would’ve happened in Kamala Harris was president.

“House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky) is investigating allegations that Democratic operatives recruited an Alaska Senate candidate with the same name as incumbent Dan Sullivan (R) in a bid to siphon votes from him,” says the lede to a Thursday press release for the soon-to-be-Ranking Member of House Oversight, laundered into an Axios article and printed on their site.

They even added their imprimatur with the “Why it matters” bullet point. So adorbs. Especially because what the fuck is actually going to happen in the next five days, lol. There are three possible outcomes here: (1) Peltola wins by a margin larger than other Dan Sullivan’s share of the vote. Comer ends up looking stupid, “investigation” sputters out like they always do. (2) Peltola wins by a margin smaller than other Dan Sullivan’s share of the vote. Comer’s investigation gets a brief surge of momentum, then nothing actually meaningful happens before the lame duck period ends and the Dem House majority is sworn in – as is Senator Mary Peltola. Comer hands gavel to Rob Garcia, hates every single day of the next 2+ years. (3) Peltola loses, incumbent Dan Sullivan wins another term. Nothing actually meaningful happens before the lame duck period ends and the Dem House majority is sworn in. Comer hands gavel to Rob Garcia, hates every single day of the next 2+ years.

“Knowing they can’t win on the issues, Democrats schemed to rig the US Senate election in Alaska by deliberately confusing voters,” the Axios-published press release quotes Comer as saying, a statement that will implode on contact with scenario #1, and more importantly kind of gives away the reality that there will be no real investigation no matter the outcome of the race. It’s not like Comer wants to sit there and have Senator-elect or Senator-reject Mary Peltola keep changing the subject to the curious question of how a New Jersey federal prison inmate who had never set foot in the North Star State in his life – and would not be eligible to do so until 2042 at the earliest – was allowed on the general election ballot as a Democrat before she lost her House seat back in 2024.

God forbid Comer let himself get confronted with why that kind of shit is suddenly a problem now.

Campaigning on Thursday in South Carolina, a state whose Senate race is now considered a “toss-up” by Fox News’s decision desk team, convicted felon President Trump for reasons unclear decided that Democratic Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed’s bid was relevant to the Palmetto State rally, warning that “If you’re Black, or if you’re Jewish, and you vote for Abdul, you’re crazy.”

“You’re crazy anyway,” Trump then added, quite possibly because he simply holds a deep contempt for the respective minority groups, both of which largely lean towards Democrats.

Convicted felon President Trump is “is scrapping a planned trip to Kansas this weekend to campaign for the embattled Republican incumbent Sen. Roger Marshall, opting instead to conduct a flurry of virtual tele-rallies,” CNN’s Kaitlan Collins reports. Sounds real fucking triage-y, to use a medical term.

What’s in the headline here is a simple stat, a cumulative 28 percent decrease in the audience for the top American propaganda television network’s primetime lineup over the period of September 28 through October 25, 2026 vs the previous four weeks. Bloomberg News is the one to speculate on why in their headline, “Fox News Viewer Dip Pre-Election Suggests Republican Unease,” pointing to a natural human tendency to tune out and focus attention elsewhere when it feels like one’s team is having a disastrous month. They then correlate this with MS Now and CNN’s viewership up 16 and 15 percent, respectively, over the same period to bolster the “suggestion” of why Fox is cratering.

Of course it’s pretty goddamned obvious that the correlation of the shitty political situation for the Trump Regime is the causation, just like it’s no mystery why the LA Chargers’ ticket prices have plummeted since the start of this season. Still, kind of ballsy for an MSM outlet to just come out and say this, even if Bloomberg isn’t anywhere near the top of the list of the most recidivist offenders when it comes to insulting people’s intelligence with insufferable “objectivity” horseshit. Especially when the expert quotes – like former CNN/CBS exec Joe Klein saying Fox will “live or die based on the president’s approval and in general, the popularity of MAGA” – could’ve done the lifting just fine.

Yet for what Bloomberg admirably maintained in treating their audience like adults they sort of lacked in bolstering their own thesis with another pretty relevant point of comparison: Fox’s October 2018 ratings. They were good. Very good, up 5 percent from the previous month – which was pretty high on its own because of now-US Supreme Court Justice Beer-Me-Brett Kavanaugh’s contentious confirmation hearings, and 25 percent higher than October 2017. In absolutes, Fox News’s primetime lineup block averaged 2.85 million viewers during October 2018, now down to about 2 million a night in October 2026, a 30 percent drop across an eight year stretch – during which the MAGA electorate itself grew by 22 percent from 62 million and change Trump voters in 2016 to 77 million-plus in 2024.

“The Democrats will do anything to gain power.”

Sen. @DanSullivan_AK responds to reports of a coordinated Democrat scheme to run a duplicate “Dan Sullivan” to confuse voters and tilt the Alaska Senate race:

“This goes to the highest levels of the Democrats in DC… It's an… pic.twitter.com/SFfTB6pWxW

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) October 29, 2026

A final round of CNN/SSRS likely voter surveys in Kansas, Maine, Michigan, and Texas finds the states’ respective Democratic US Senate candidates Adam Hamilton, Troy Jackson, Abdul El-Sayed, and James Talarico all at 49 percent against their MAGA rivals Roger Marshall at 45 percent, Susan Collins – also 45 percent, Mike Rogers 42 percent, and Picasso Face Ken Paxton at 43 percent, with the latter two races putting the Dem candidates’ leads outside the pollster’s margin of error.

For perspective, in 2022 CNN/SSRS was pretty goddamned accurate, correctly calling the winners in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin’s Senate and gubernatorial races in their final pre-election surveys, and the only noteworthy miss was that they undershot Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s margin over deranged idiot MAGA challenger Tudor Dixon, with the polling finding Gretch at 52 percent support to Dix’s 46. Whitmer won reelection by 10.6 percent. Every other call was within 2 percent of the results, a stat that’s more of interest to polling nerds than the partisans in the audience who tend to care far more about whether a polling lead translates to an actual win than whether the anticipated margin is correct – provided of course that it’s “too big to rig.”