Convicted felon President Trump on Monday told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins he’s “looking at” firing Ambassador to Greece Kim Guilfoyle after numerous reports of her shaking down all sorts of rich guys for bribes, even though, well, the whole Trump Regime is run on bribery.

Traffic emanating from Russia’s bot farms has plummeted in recent days after Ukrainian drones struck data centers operated by tech giant Yandex, the Moscow Times reports on yet another setback for Republicans. “Yandex teams are working around the clock to ensure our services remain operational and to help those affected by the incident,” the company said after the two initial Thursday strikes on its facilities in Moscow suburbs Sasovo and Kaluga. A third, in Vladimir, would be hit on Saturday. “This is our top priority right now, but unfortunately, it’s not easy.”

“Russian bot traffic has dropped dramatically in the past few days after Ukraine knocked out Yandex’s biggest data centers, with a third attack happening last night. Cloudflare reports that bot traffic from the Yandex network has dropped to just 0.4 percent of the maximum number of HTTP requests recorded in the past two weeks. It initially dropped to around 57 percent on Oct 8, which happened when Ukraine hit a Yandex data center housing two supercomputers in Sasovo, Russia, located around 195 miles to the southeast of the Kremlin,” Tom’s Hardware reported.

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral! They doctored the photo. They artificially put mold all over the building when referring to it in a story!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, his second time throwing a fit over a Times pic of the front portico of his Floridan club.

Convicted felon President Trump’s stormtroopers executed a raid on Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s DC home on Monday, seeking evidence that she committed immigration fraud, Fox News reports.

Just in case he’s feeling up to serving until he’s 101 years old, Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley on Friday filed paperwork to run for reelection in 2028, per MAGA outlet The Leading Report.

Zelenskyy is working overtime.

To help Democrats in November. https://t.co/HTvapB5Wt3

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) October 10, 2026

“Three-in-ten Americans now say they approve of Trump’s handling of his job as president, while 68 percent disapprove – down 4 points from July and his lowest approval rating of his second term.”

“Much of this decline in his approval ratings over the course of his term is among Trump’s own 2024 voters – 67 percent of validated Trump 2024 voters approve of his job performance today while 31 percent disapprove. At the beginning of his term, 95 percent approved” – Pew Research polls.

“This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she very obviously hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done.”

“I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1.”

“The 8 Wars are: Cambodia and Thailand, Kosovo and Serbia, The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda, Pakistan and India, Israel and Iran, Egypt and Ethiopia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Israel and Hamas,” posted convicted felon President Trump late Friday and man it keeps going.

“I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon!” posted the gullible schmuck on Friday.

Huh. Did he remember the whole sanctions thing that makes it illegal to purchase any export from Russia, or is this just another one of those times where federal criminal law is optional?

ABC News claims their pulled story headlined “President Trump’s sons’ investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election” was simply published too early before it was finalized, per Zeteo’s Justin Baragona, which still sounds pretty goddamned fishy considering Disney settled a $15 million nuisance suit with the Orange God Emperor after he was elected.

“Today the Nobel Committee shamed itself beyond repair and demeaned the once great Nobel Peace Prize by giving it to the UN’s Navi Pillay. Pillay is an unabashed hater of America and Israel. In her position she celebrated terrorists and rewarded Hamas. She conducted a phony ‘investigation’ claiming to find that Israel committed genocide and urging prosecution. She has no credibility in any normal sphere and has never done a thing to foster peace. Just the opposite. But what could be expected from a committee that previously gave the once coveted peace prize to Yasser Arafat?”

“President Trump gave us the Abraham Accords, which the world said would be impossible and is now expanding them! He brought home the hostages when all seemed hopeless! He is making best efforts to end the Russia/Ukraine war, to stop Iran, the number one sponsor of international terrorism, and he is trying to rebuild Gaza despite the terrorists’ best efforts to control it. The list goes on and on. These are the kinds of things the Nobel Peace Prize was intended to recognize and reward!!!” posted assclown MAGA lawyer Doug Schoen to his Truth Social account on Friday morning, which was then re-posted by convicted felon President Trump in lieu of Donald himself throwing the annual tantrum in his own words – though nobody should bet against him revisiting it.

Schoen defended Trump during the second impeachment trial in February 2021 and reportedly had an emotional breakdown just prior to showtime on the first day when informed his son would not be given a seat on the Senate floor to observe the proceedings. Small wonder the similarly malformed president continues to look to him for guidance on how to not cope with grievance and entitlement.

Yes, the headline quote is the actual words of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin, incorrect on more than on level given that he was not present during the pursuit that led to the ICE shooting of 28 year-old undocumented immigrant Oscar Belgal in Manhattan’s Marble Hill neighborhood on Thursday while Belgal’s five year-old son was sitting in the back seat of the vehicle. Thus there is no “we” to the situation that includes Mullin, nor is the psychotic ICE agent, 30 year-old Brenden Cuni – who still has a Facebook profile – standing on stage with Mullin.

Interesting too about that quote is how, almost in the same breath, Mullin wants to both imply that his deranged stormtrooper would not have fired into a vehicle with a child in the back seat had he known, but also justifying it by saying that fleeing from armed men disguised as construction workers, driving an unmarked vehicle, who did not identify themselves first, is Belgal being an irresponsible parent. MAGA seems to always want it both ways when it comes to these things.

In the fourth of a string of leaks of surreptitiously-recorded audio of Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton bitching privately to donors about the moribund state of his Senate campaign in DC last month, CNN reports the corrupt asshole complained his vanquished primary rival, soon-to-be-former Senator John Cornyn, “wants me to lose” the general election to Dem James Talarico.

Paxton then lamented how a friend had tried to mend fences by sending a dessert tray to Cornyn’s table while both happened to be dining at the same restaurant and having trouble writing this because laptop’s shaking too much from laughing. Best let CNN’s description carry it: “Paxton said the friend bought Cornyn’s table dessert and sought to thank him for ‘supporting the ticket’ – and for ‘supporting Ken Paxton’ – and Cornyn reacted angrily.” Well, yeah. No shit that would piss anyone off after getting screwed out of their seat by a brazen criminal sociopath who cheated on his wife, lol.

“Cornyn’s face went red. He backed off,” Paxton said. “He said, ‘Paxton’s gonna lose. We need to teach those Republicans a lesson. It’s going to be hard to learn, but they need to know that their decisions have consequences.’ That’s what he’s trying to do,” Pax added of Cornyn’s butthurt.

“The Nobel Peace Prize for 2026 goes to a person who with exceptional courage and integrity has led the way towards a more comprehensive global legal order. This year’s laureate has been instrumental in ensuring that war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide are prosecuted. The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2026 to Navanethem ‘Navi’ Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law,” says the Nobel Committee in a statement.

“Navi Pillay’s commitment to universal legal principles and her firm moral compass are constants in a long career. Born into a family of Indian Tamil origin under apartheid in Durban, South Africa, Pillay became a lawyer and legal pioneer, confronting deep structural discrimination, segregation and exclusion. A common thread runs from her early work defending Nelson Mandela and others who stood up against apartheid to her service as a judge in some of the key international court cases of our time.”

Michigan gets top billing because Mike Rogers sort of has a prayer against Abdul El-Sayed, while MAGA Congressman Mike Collin’s doesn’t really have any hope against Jon Ossoff.

“The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn’t want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.”

“Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help – and leave the rest to us!” posted the Cialis-user-in-chief on Thursday.

Why all the passivity? Why do Walz and Frey need to ask for help instead of Trump just imposing the “help” on them? And what was the point of the ICE deployment late last year/early this year (other than murdering two American citizens)? Why isn’t the Minneapolis metro still occupied by Trump’s legions if the “ Violence, Murder, and Mayhem” are still rampant?

Former Trump Admin aide-turned-January 6th Select Committee witness Cassidy Hutchinson is the subject of a lying-to-Congress case being presented to a federal grand jury in DC, Punchbowl News reports on the Reich attempting to avenge the damning 2022 testimony that painted the Orange God Emperor as an unhinged lunatic that in retrospect does not at all seem far-fetched.

Hutchinson, as Punchbowl’s Laura Weiss notes, has not herself been called into testify before the grand jury that has already heard evidence on Tuesday and will hear more later this month. Weiss did not detail any specifics of the accusations against the 29-ish years old ex-Republican, nor why the DOJ’s Civil Rights division – headed by fascist scumbag Harmeet Dhillon – is on the case.

Hard to imagine what the material lies are other than that they’re all but certainly a particularly shitty sandcastle built right next to some seashells spelling out a strained contrivance of a “threat” against the president. And this is while it’s very fair to question whether they’ll even get an indictment.

Still, it says a lot and nothing good about the whole “This is justice and it’s only weaponization when Democrats do it” crew that, after a fucking decade of “HILLARY IS SO SCREWED” that Cassidy Hutchinson, a woman who House Speaker Mike Johnson told his guys to leave alone because he feared she could retaliate by dumping a ton of sexually harassing texts sent to her from Republican congressman while she was an aide on Capitol Hill (and then they criminally referred her to the DOJ anyway) is a target of regime legal harassment four years after the ketchup massacre testimony.