North Korea-brained dipshits US Treasurer Brandon Beach and his senior advisor Mike Brown are trying extra hard to break federal law and mint a $250 bill with convicted felon President Trump’s glowering visage on it, the Washington Post reports while mentioning repeatedly that it is against federal law to put the likeness of a living person on US currency. The proscription dates back to 1866 when some asshole mid-level Treasury official had his face put on a 5 cent note.

It’s not clear if simply ignoring the law and issuing the $250 bill – which by the way is a process that’s supposed to take years of quality control and development procedures, especially for what would be the largest denomination currently in circulation – itself makes the notes worthless. Wouldn’t be that much different from the other “money” bearing Trump’s likeness, but guess it depends on which banks and retailers will accept them. Kind of hard to imagine a Walmart cashier would unquestioningly accept the bill as payment for a shopping cart that cost closer to $205 before the fat fuck lied his way back into office solely to avoid prison and create all these idolatrous monuments to his glory. Oh and enrich himself in any and every way imaginable. That too.

“I say we get it over with. I say we go in there, we go in hard, and we make them come to the table.”

— Georgia @RepMcCormick shared his frustration over ongoing negotiations with Iran@E_D_Hill @JosephPinion pic.twitter.com/6l0L96KDtw

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) May 28, 2026

Personal consumption expenditures hit 3.3 percent annualized in April according to the Bureau of Economic Analysis, which also revised Q1 2026 GDP growth down from 2.0 to 1.6 percent.

While “hottest” is subjective, that sure as shit doesn’t seem all that “hot” for growth.

MAGA pollster Rasmussen has fucked something up in their normally skewed weighting and found Democrats leading Republicans 47 to 41 on the generic congressional ballot, which is almost as bad a sign for the GOP as Emerson College finding Dems up 50 to 41 in this morning’s monthly tracker.

The reliably pro-GOP-masquerading-as-mainstream college pollster also found convicted felon President Trump’s approval rating at 39 percent, the lowest of his second term and just above his all-time low of 38 percent found in January 2018, back when things were A-OK economically.

DOJ anti-fraud chief Colin McDonald says taxpayer fraud should feel as personal as someone stealing directly from you. pic.twitter.com/fVXUwI7tEL

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) May 28, 2026

During his “checkup” at Walter Reed earlier this week, convicted felon President Trump met with troops convalescing from wounds suffered on the job but for unclear reasons did not personally see any of the 14 injured by Iranian action in the Middle East since his late February attack, CBS reports.

Sources inside convicted felon President Trump’s regime tell CNN that federal prosecutors launched a criminal investigation of EJ Carroll, the woman who twice successfully sued the fat fuck for raping her and then defaming her over the public rape accusation, is under a criminal investigation for supposedly perjuring herself when asked in a 2022 deposition if her legal team had received any outside funding as later on it turned out that LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman had bankrolled her case. Whether Carroll had actually lied was later deemed immaterial by trial Judge Lewis Kaplan as it does not appear to have been true at the time Carroll was actually asked.

But that won’t stop the fat fuck from trying his damndest to seek revenge on the woman whose first $5 million sexual abuse judgment seems vanishingly unlikely to be taken up by the Supreme Court in Trump’s appeal and he hasn’t even petitioned them on the second, $83 million defamation judgment yet. And by all means let him get a grand jury to indict her. Let’s see how that goes with independent voters who were more inclined to ignore the judgment when eggs were expensive. They should totally be cool with it now that gas is significantly more expensive these days, right?

Yeah, they put it in a zoo, Sky News reports, citing Bangladeshi officials.

GOP donor class newsletter Axios reports that Senate Majority Leader John Thune on Wednesday had a “productive” phone call with Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, seeking to bury the hatchet after months of withering attacks against the far right scumbag.

“Jeffrey Epstein attended Interlochen Arts Camp in the summer of 1967. He was a donor to Interlochen Center for the Arts from 1990 to 2003. In 2009, when Interlochen learned of his first criminal conviction (from 2008), the administration conducted an internal review of our records, removed any recognition of Epstein as a donor from our campus (this included renaming the Green Lake Lodge), and, importantly, cut all ties with him. When Epstein was arrested again in 2019, Interlochen conducted a second internal review. Both reviews found no reports of misconduct at Interlochen involving Epstein in our records,” says a statement from the Michigan summer camp that was issued this week. The word “at” is doing a lot of work there because of what they say next.

“While the internal reviews focused on whether any concerns had been reported or known to Interlochen, we are aware of information that has emerged publicly by two individuals who shared that they met Epstein through Interlochen in the 1990s. We have invited the individuals who may have been impacted by Epstein to speak with an independent investigator as part of an external investigation into reports of historical misconduct at Interlochen Arts Academy. We have fully cooperated with requests from government agencies, and many of the files recently released by the US Department of Justice were documents we previously provided to the authorities.”

“The Interlochen Board of Trustees has approved a plan to raze Green Lake Lodge. The lodge has, over time, come to carry associations that are not reflective of who we are as an institution or the values we strive to uphold. After careful consideration, the Board determined that removing this structure in a safe and timely manner is the right step for Interlochen at this time,” the statement continued, not really explaining the whole logic of having denamed it seven years ago but now they need to demolish it. At the very least why not have the biggest “bonfire” in camp history.

Locked out of revenge against Republican fuckery in other states by their own naive failures of imagination, Dems on the New York state legislature are setting up two possibilities for a pre-2028 gerrymander, Politico reports. The two amendments, the first a pretty tame reworking of the state’s independent redistricting commission and the second a much more aggressive path to nuking at least four of the seven GOP-held seats, could are being introduced on Friday to stay in the warmer.

Just keep firing the pistols back and forth until detente. This year’s going to get ugly for the GOP in a lot of state legislatures, they talk a lot of shit about aggressively gerrymandering before 2028 but that assumes they’re going to hold onto the state capitols they have now. Not a safe assumption.

A judge in Indiana last week allowed generational talent Joey Chestnut to travel outside the Hoosier State to compete in the annual July 4th Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest, the AP reports on a legal wrinkle smoothed over as Chestnut’s 180 probation sentence for drunkenly smacking some guy in the face at a bar on March 21st will still be in effect on the Fourth.

“This incident did not violate Major League Eating’s code of conduct, as it occurred outside any organizational event or activity and it was addressed by local authorities,” Richard Shea, the co-founder and president of Major League Eating, said of the altercation for which Chestnut pleaded guilty to on April 20th. Well that’s complete bullshit as if the victim had been a woman or a child or it had been a broken bottle instead of a smack or it was sexual assault or whatever else you want to imagine then Shea would have found the “code of conduct” to apply in one way or another. Chestnut smacked a guy under unclear circumstances, was so drunk he didn’t remember it, pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery, the judge smacked him with 180 days of probation but let him leave the state to try to eat a normally-lethal amount of hot dogs to try to win for the 18th time and that’s it.

No need for this Major League Eating assclown to do the PR arithmetic out loud and come well shy of even a condemnation for Chestnut. Especially after they fucking banned him in 2024 for doing a goddamned vegan hot dog ad but then reversed it the next year when they realized it was stupid.

“Starting June 2, Burger King® is bringing back Crown Nuggets to restaurants nationwide for the first time since 2011, after years of Guests asking the brand to re-introduce the beloved crown-shaped, dippable snack. And, to bring even more family fun to the summer season, Burger King is teaming up with Crayola, an iconic brand that celebrates colorful expression and hands-on play, with a Crayola-themed King Jr Meal, available starting June 9. Each meal includes a co-branded 4-pack of Crayola crayons and a colorable crown and meal bag, turning mealtime into a hands-on creative experience designed to spark imagination long after the last bite,” read a royal proclamation from the high throne of America’s fast food regency, for much jubilation and circumstance ensued.

New York Mets manager Carlos Mendoza on Wednesday told WFAN morning show hosts Boomer Esiason and Gregg Giannotti that the team’s fans are going to start to see things turn around in the late summer into September when the NL East playoff picture starts to form and owner Steve Cohen’s investments in the pitching staff really start to pay off. Mendoza said he wasn’t worried that the Atlanta Braves’ early season dominance would continu- Oh wait. Shit. This doesn’t work because Boomer Esiason isn’t a dumb schmuck like Maria Bartiromo and would actually question Mendoza…

A “memorandum of understanding” floated by the Trump Regime to the Ayatollah’s Regime offers a withdrawal of US forces from the Strait of Hormuz and the vicinity of Iran’s waterfront in exchange for a restoration of pre-war shipping traffic within a month, CNN reports, citing Iranian state media.

Russia’s rump legislature, the Duma, on Wednesday passed a law allowing the central bank and private(-ish) sector financial institutions to operate their ‌own defense systems following repeated attacks by Ukrainian projectiles, timely as the most recent being the Wednesday missile strike on the central bank’s offices in Sebastopol on the disputed Crimea peninsula, Reuters reports.

That they needed to pass a law to allow the banks – top commercial house Sberbank among them – to do this rather than simply deploy actual government/military assets for defense might not be the best statement on the Putin Regime’s situation in terms of resources. Could even just be a bad one.

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies…. pic.twitter.com/wEOWHsm9Qq

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 26, 2026

This isn’t just the most expensive Thanksgiving meal to date – Americans will also pay the most at the pump.
 
Gas will cost $3.68 – 20 cents more per gallon than last year.
 #BidenFlationhttps://t.co/LJU1lfQRqS

— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 17, 2022

A Tuesday tally by AdImpact shows that soon-to-be-former Texas Senator John Cornyn and his allies spent a grand total $92 million on campaign ads in his doomed effort to defeat deeply corrupt Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton in the two-round primary election, only to lose to Pax 63.8 to 26.2 percent. The 27.6 percent delta is slightly larger than the 35.92 percent by which George P Bush lost to Paxton in the 2022 AG primary runoff and for considerably less money.

Cornyn won a grand total of two of Texas’s 254 counties: Tarrant, home to the state Capital of Austin, was Cornyn country by 5.4 percent or 22,475 to 20,145. As was Kenedy County, population 650 and a desolate stretch of Gulf Coast two counties away from Mexico. Cornyn won 6 votes to 2.

US Naval aircraft on Tuesday hit yet another alleged “drug boat” in the eastern Pacific on Tuesday night, killing at least one person and necessitating a rescue operation for the other two on board, Reuters reports on the other casually violent operational situation the Trump regime still has going.