“Sadly, and very stupidly, John Cornyn, and his Liddle’ Buddy, Super RINO, Karl Rove, are doing everything possible to make it hard for Ken Paxton, the Greatest Attorney General in the History of Texas, and one of the Best in the United States, to win the upcoming Midterm Election against a Radical Left Lunatic, James TalaFREAKO, who is the ANTITHESIS of Texas Values. John Cornyn who, after my Endorsement, lost the Primary to Ken by a very wide margin, and Karl Rove, who shouldn’t be allowed to spew his jealousy on FoxNews, should be ashamed of themselves. They are hurting Texas and, more importantly, hurting the United States of America! If Ken Paxton loses, it will be because of WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Political Hacks like John Cornyn and Karl Rove, who have ineffectively opposed me for my entire political career. As your ALL TIME WINNER in the History of Texas, ‘Trump won 96 percent of the Counties in Texas, 242 of 254. Harris won only 12 counties (FoxNews),’ and by MILLIONS of Popular Votes, the Highest in the History of Texas, your favorite President (ME!) is asking all of those who supported Senator John Cornyn to UNITE, and immediately switch your support to Ken Paxton. He will be a Great Senator, just like he is a Great Attorney General. We cannot take a chance on having a FREAKO, sometimes referred to as James TalaFREAKO, as our man in Washington, DC, representing the magnificent people of the Great State of Texas!” posted the Great Leader, whose unmatched wisdom and prescience has gifted him with the unparalleled ability to preemptively blame someone else for his failures.

Jane Doe Strikes Again! Two adult women sued me today alleging they were sex trafficked to the Bahamas. I’m shocked nobody responded to their repeated cries for help, posted to instagram. pic.twitter.com/HPvX2xypzs

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) October 15, 2026

Weird how the guy who was almost the top federal law enforcement officer in the United States of America doesn’t seem to know that publicly sharing identifiable information on his accuser is proooooobably not the smartest legal strategy. Almost like he should’ve just kept quiet.

“The FBI and US Postal Inspection Service are investigating a series of suspicious mailings sent to various addresses nationwide, including Secretary of State offices and their related election offices. Some of the letters contained an unknown substance and we are working closely with our law enforcement partners to respond to each incident. We are also working with our partners to identify the individual or individuals responsible for the letters. This FBI will continue to safeguard the public and secure elections for American citizens,” said an FBI spokesman in a statement on Thursday, the complete lack of anything like “radical domestic terrorists” making it quite clear that some – probably even all – of the targets who received the mail are Dems or “RINOs.” A Trump voter sent this shit.

“Nidal Malik Hasan, a former US Army Major turned traitor, is a very bad and evil man, who killed 13 people, including a pregnant soldier, who died, along with her unborn son, and injured, very seriously, 32 more innocent people. Barack Hussein Obama’s Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intercepted electronic communications between Hasan and the radical Yemeni-American cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki. When reviewed by his FBI terrorism task force, investigators concluded that Hasan’s emails were not a threat. This assessment of the Obama Administration’s actions was later considered to be a key intelligence failure,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, of course not mentioning that a Saudi Airman killed three US service members in 2019 on a base in Florida during Donald’s first failed administration. That got memory-holed, like everything else.

“With all of that being said, I think streaming the execution for all to see might have been a strong deterrent for the World to witness how America deals with Terrorists and SCUM like Hasan but, many very good and well meaning people would rather not watch him die, through streaming, or through any other visual device. He will die, as scheduled, by firing squad, but this event will not be streamed. That said, the execution may be viewed in person by the immediate families of the victims, if they so choose. They deserve to witness JUSTICE!” Trump continued, overruling his Reichsmarschal Pete Hegseth’s plan to livestream Hassan getting blasted by a firing squad.

NEW POLL: Democrats hold a 9-point lead in House district races as 59% of voters name cost of living their top concern, according to a new Fox News poll.

VP JD Vance hits the trail in Michigan today to highlight the administration’s efforts to lower prescription drug costs and… pic.twitter.com/7mZ7Ym4Ndq

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) October 15, 2026

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan is making plans for a run at the House GOP’s championship belt, CNN reports on the wrestler’s ambitions to lead the conference in anticipation of a majority loss next month which is then widely assumed to be the end of Jesus Dork Mike Johnson’s career. Jordan has in recent months quietly taken issue with Johnson’s leadership, complaining that he sent members home too early and thus squandered the opportunity to “hold more votes that would be politically challenging for Democrats,” CNN writes, adding that Jordan also wanted to again pass the SAVE Act just to pressure the Senate GOP some more.

This while Jordan knew it would never pass but it was good red meat for the base. Part of Jordan’s pitch for convicted felon President Trump’s support in a leadership bid is that, per CNN, he’s in “a unique position to defend Trump against Democratic investigations if Republicans are in the minority,” which his allies “point to his experience leading the Judiciary committee and defending the president during both impeachments,” lol. None of these allies mention that Trump got impeached anyway, the second time notably with no fewer than 10 defections from the House GOP conference.

Oh and Jordan failed to impeach Joe Biden. All that wasted spittle it never happened.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is trying to denaturalize and ultimately deport Congresswoman Ilhan Omar claiming she fraudulently obtained her citizenship, the Wall Street Journal reports on the kind of shit that will NEVER EVER blow back on anyone like, say, Elon Musk or Melania Trump… as in the assholes who were legitimately illegal immigrants.

Weird how these people think the Dems still somehow secretly control everything. Almost like it’s some kind of convenient out for defending Trump from the reality he’s created for them.

Whoa. It’s possible that bombing Iran may not be an actual winner with voters as now both sides of the mutually evil Trump-Netanyahu partnership have (for now) called off further attacks on the Islamic theocracy prior to big national elections coming soon. Per Reuters, the Israeli dictator on Wednesday told IDF radio that “it is not convenient for us, it’s no good,” to attack Tehran again ahead of national elections on October 27 and that any strikes would only be in self-defense.

“Even if Iran fires missiles at us they will blame me,” Netanyahu said, the “they” being the opposition to his decades of destructive misrule at the helm of the Jewish State. It’s not looking great for “Bibi” but also not so badly either where he abandons such “caution” and bombs the shit out of everybody. Or launches a coup and installs himself as permanent dictator. That could happen too.

The bottom line is that the genocidal piece of shit is worried and with good cause. Hopefully he’s only a few years away from a permanent residency in an uncomfortable jail cell at the Hague.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.6 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in September after rising 0.4 percent in August, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 3.7 percent before seasonal adjustment. The index for gasoline rose 9.1 percent in September, accounting for over half of the monthly all items increase. The energy index increased 5.2 percent over the month following a 2.1-percent increase in August. The shelter index rose 0.4 percent in September after rising 0.3 percent in August. The index for food was unchanged in September, as the index for food away from home increased 0.2 percent and the index for food at home fell 0.1 percent.”

“The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.3 percent in September, as it did in August. Indexes that increased over the month include recreation, used cars and trucks, education, airline fares, medical care, and apparel. Conversely, the index for communication was among the small number of major indexes that decreased in September. The all items index rose 3.7 percent for the 12 months ending September, a larger increase than the 3.4-percent increase reported for the 12 months ending in August. The all items less food and energy index rose 2.6 percent over the year, following a 2.4-percent increase over the 12 months ending August. The energy index increased 20.4 percent for the 12 months ending September. The food index increased 2.5 percent over the last year,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the monthly update on MAGAflation.

“The Houthis are behaving very badly. I thought they learned their lesson a year ago when we bombed the HELL out of them and, at their request, stopped. They’ve been silent for a long time, but now they’ve emerged again, probably at the behest of Iran, which is a Failing Nation, with No Navy, No Airforce, the World’s Worst Economy, and 301 percent Inflation, in a very nasty way, hitting Saudi Arabia, and purposefully trying to drive up Oil Prices, probably prior to the US Elections – NOT NICE.”

“Somebody should explain to them that I’m not running in the Elections, I’ve already won, IN A MASSIVE LANDSLIDE, but I’ll be there after the Elections, and I will never forget!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, telling the Houthis they can basically do whatever they want for the next three weeks because he won’t be bombing them until after the midterms.

On Monday the Atlantic printed a pretty funny quote from a Trump adviser, who said the Orange God Emperor “is used to snapping his fingers and having the whole world – Republicans, world leaders, the media – come to attention, and he is losing his mind that Iran won’t listen,” lol.

“Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she’ll break Scaramucci’s record,” an anonymous White House official told MS Now after Pizzagate Kate’s underwhelming debut as press secretary, per the network’s Jake Traylor.

In the middle of Pizzagate Kate’s very brief debut as White House Press Secretary on Tuesday, the new propaganda minister told reporters that Ambassador to Greece Kim Guilfoyle has been fired for acting like she was a member of the Trump family, despite Don Jr having dumped her about two years ago.

New Trump Regime Press Secretary Kate Zacharia makes her debut at 9:30 AM on Tuesday morning, just in time to address reporting on why she represented herself as general counsel for “Fix California” despite not being admitted to the Bar, a crime in the Golden State.

The constellation of convicted felon President Trump’s corrupt PAC outfits that support Republican candidates in elections are unsupporting Congressworms Tom Kean Jr and Marianette Miller-Meeks of New Jersey and Iowa, respectively, triaging the money elsewhere, the New York Times reports.

Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General and GOP Senate nominee Ken Paxton rang in 2025 in Dubai with his girlfriend (before his wife found out and divorced him) and two fugitives from justice, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, donors wanted for some healthcare scam who had also donated $190,000 to Paxton’s campaign, the Wall Street Journal reports on yet another Paxton special.

“As President Trump weighed endorsing Ken Paxton over incumbent Texas Sen John Cornyn this spring, he was told that damaging revelations were likely to surface about Paxton, according to people familiar with the conversations. Trump was dismissive and said there would be more negative material about Democratic nominee James Talarico,” the Journal writes in the lede, lol.

Hilariously, the big “scandal” about Talarico spending nine days at a mental hospital in Ohio pushed by MAGA influencer Nick Sortor turned out to be complete bullshit and Sortor faces legal action.

Convicted felon President Trump on Monday told CNN’s Kaitlan Collins he’s “looking at” firing Ambassador to Greece Kim Guilfoyle after numerous reports of her shaking down all sorts of rich guys for bribes, even though, well, the whole Trump Regime is run on bribery.

Traffic emanating from Russia’s bot farms has plummeted in recent days after Ukrainian drones struck data centers operated by tech giant Yandex, the Moscow Times reports on yet another setback for Republicans. “Yandex teams are working around the clock to ensure our services remain operational and to help those affected by the incident,” the company said after the two initial Thursday strikes on its facilities in Moscow suburbs Sasovo and Kaluga. A third, in Vladimir, would be hit on Saturday. “This is our top priority right now, but unfortunately, it’s not easy.”

“Russian bot traffic has dropped dramatically in the past few days after Ukraine knocked out Yandex’s biggest data centers, with a third attack happening last night. Cloudflare reports that bot traffic from the Yandex network has dropped to just 0.4 percent of the maximum number of HTTP requests recorded in the past two weeks. It initially dropped to around 57 percent on Oct 8, which happened when Ukraine hit a Yandex data center housing two supercomputers in Sasovo, Russia, located around 195 miles to the southeast of the Kremlin,” Tom’s Hardware reported.