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“This afternoon, I reached out to the Trump administration to make certain the President is aware of the significant contributions of Bombardier to Kansas and the importance of its presence in Wichita to many Kansas workers at Bombardier and in the Bombardier supply chain. I will continue working to see that Bombardier’s manufacturing operations not only remain in Kansas but continue to grow and create American jobs. Kansas is home to a hardworking, skilled workforce, and I will continue welcoming leaders in aircraft and defense manufacturing to do business here in the Air Capital of the World,” continued the hapless cuck in the rest of the low-wattage tweet after the cutoff.

No, Trump did not call him Jerry Moron yet. He did however post “Oil prices will drop precipitously, like everything else is dropping (but more!), when we WIN the war with Iran. Three Dollars a gallon, but ultimately, below Two Dollars a gallon. It will all happen quickly, and Iran will never have a Nuclear Weapon. MAGA!” Tell me again about the rabbits and the vegetable patch, George.

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President commands cronies to stop buying Canadian private jets

“NO MORE SELLING BOMBARDIER IN THE UNITED STATES! Their products aren’t good enough! Over 50 percent of their revenue comes from the United States – They live off American Buyers, American Companies, American Airports, and American Service – All while Canada blocks our GREAT American Banks, and Companies, throughout the USA. They even blocked Gulfstream Aerospace from doing business in Canada – Completely unjust and unfair! That Era is OVER! If they want our Market, they must build here, and stop treating America like a ‘piggybank.’ BUY AMERICAN. FLY ON AMERICAN AIRLINERS. ENJOY AMERICAN LIQUOR AND BEVERAGES. SAIL ON LAKE AMERICA. AMERICA FIRST!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, once again just making it increasingly fairer to question whether he’s going to make it another two years.

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Surprise! Ohio MAGA terrorist brother to disgraced state GOP operative and lobbyist with history of Epstein-ish behavior

Patrick Havas, the MAGA terrorist arrested Sunday after attempting while armed to force his way Dem Ohio gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton, is the brother of Andrew Havas, a Vivek Ramaswamy campaign donor and GOP operative who resigned from incumbent Senator Jon Husted’s campaign earlier this summer after a 2009 incident with a 15 year-old girl resurfaced, TiffinOhio.net reports.

Patrick, 38, “knocked multiple fairgoers over while trying to get towards Dr Acton, and was found to be in possession of a taser and two pistols,” per a statement from the Ohio State Patrol. He was booked into the Mahoning County jail on two counts of assault and one count of disorderly conduct.

Andrew Havas, meanwhile, had resigned from his post as Franklin County Husted campaign chair after Acton’s campaign had questioned why her opponent, Ramaswamy, had accepted $10,102.54 in contributions from a guy who would have been a convicted sex offender had prosecutors not offered him a plea deal over the 2009 incident with a 15 year-old girl. Andrew, 22 at the time, took the deal allowing him to cop to misdemeanor assault and take 90 days in jail rather than felony sexual misconduct with a minor. “Ohioans deserve leaders who exercise good judgment and who put integrity first,” Acton wrote in July, rubbing it in for Da Vek as he struggles to fend off Acton.

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Tennessee Trump store’s final day saw 12 customers stop by

An employee of the now-shuttered Trump Store of Manchester, Tennessee tells the Wall Street Journal that the MAGA merch retailer’s final 72 hours saw about 12 customers each day. “Steep discounts to clear inventory didn’t draw a flood of customers,” the Journal writes of the demise.

Syracuse, New York sales rep Lisa Hall, who supplies these Trump stores with all their Chinese-made bullshit, says sales cratered after the Orange God Emperor attacked Iran. “I used to be hearing from them, my phone would be exploding. Now, that’s not happening,” said Hall of her customers.

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FCC incel “looking at” punishing “fake polls”

Notice how this weenie doesn’t actually say what, if anything, he’s going to do to “rebuke or punish” NBC’s Kristen Welker per his Orange Overlord’s command, but does at least sort of hint that maybe something will be done about “fake polls.” Of course nothing in terms of an actual process for determining which polls qualify as fake was even so much as hinted at but just give it some time and Carr won’t be asked about it again. Then it’ll be like he never said this at all.

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Orange God Emperor’s approval at 24 percent with indies: NBC poll

A new NBC News national survey finds convicted felon president Trump’s approval down to 24 percent among independent respondents, an all-time low in their polling and part of a second-term low of 36 percent overall. Of particular note to NBC’s data geeks is the drop in strong approval among Republican voters at 41 percent, the first time it ever dropped below 50, and down from 52 percent in their March/April sample. Strong approval among MAGA voters is at 62 percent.

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Heralds of the MAGApocalypse

This clip’s a little dated as you can tell by the “Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo” part of the chyron. Not that dated, since it was only six days ago and by then for weeks the shrill, unhinged far right anchor had been missing from the airwaves for weeks – but before she had officially been fired for leaking to the White House that her employer had been keen to avoid another $787 million settlement with Dominion Voting Systems. That very mild staleness also represents sand that fell through the hourglass since House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, within a span of about 29 seconds, sobbed that disinformation from “the left wing media” is causing Americans to feel like convicted felon President Trump and Congressional Republicans haven’t delivered on their lofty economic promises – and then assure Fox News viewers that voters are “smarter than” that and “recognize” that the midterms are a choice between “common sense” of Trumpism and blah blah blah…

Tom Emmer tends to get a little overly emotional under pressure, so he may not exactly be the most reliable barometer of sentiment within the currently ruling party. Still, for a leading Republican to be whining so plaintively on national television, his frustration so raw and undeniable, all but calling the American people fucking stupid and impressionable is in a way more of an admission of how dire he sees the situation than if he were to openly admit that he sees his party’s situation as dire.

Is it dire?

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Ketamine Brain spending to help Picasso Face

In an era of a lot of instant-“no shit, of course this would happen” headlines some nevertheless manage to stick out from the crowd of publicly chronicled predictable supervillainy, like this CNN report on drug-addicted semi-trillionaire Elon Musk putting the swiping the AMEX to help the struggling Senate campaign of comically corrupt and amoral Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.

“The business interests, the long-term investment that he is making, the Musk operation politically does not need to have a Democrat in their backyard,” said Lone Star State GOP strategist Matt Langston, adding “They will invest. They will get involved in a big way,” but not saying “this is fucking embarrassing that a three-time statewide election winner needs this much money to win a fourth AFTER we already collectively pissed away $92 million to lose the primary to him.”

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Missouri Sec of State appeals gerrymander brick to Los Supremos

Because being a dick and getting breaking state law just to ram through a gerrymander wasn’t enough to get him to just leave it be, Missouri Secretary of State Denny Hoskins on Friday petitioned the US Supreme Court to step in and overrule state Supreme Court’s decision pausing the new map.

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“Justice for HeeHaw” campaign takes dark turn, lawyer Chris P McCreme alleges harassment against cop-slain donkey’s owner

Since the headline was already too much why not just take it further: “I have struggled to find the words to address everything that has happened over the last few days. I am still completely heartbroken and traumatized by the loss of my beautiful HeeHaw. He wasn’t ‘just a donkey.’ He was a baby I bottle-raised, loved, and cared for every single day. Trying to grieve him while suddenly facing thousands of opinions, accusations, and messages has been incredibly overwhelming.”

Those are the words of a Tuesday Facebook post by Polk County, Georgia farmer Hannah Israel, whose baby was tasered and then fatally shot early Sunday morning by a cop with the Cedartown Police Department, per Fox 5 Atlanta. The officer, who was placed on leave, had been searching for a missing child – later found safe and sound – when he entered the property and for God knows what reason used lethal force on HeeHaw. Israel’s Facebook post went on for considerably longer but did not get into any specifics about the alleged harassment besides that “just a donkey” part.

Cumming, Georgia-based attorney Chris P McCreme – apparent legal name Chris McCormick but changed to McCreme in his Facebook profile – did however get into detail in a cease and desist letter to an unnamed recipient, writing “since August 30, 2026, you have made public online social media postings falsely stating for the world to see that Ms Israel ‘abuses and neglects’ animals (on her farm), while encouraging/directing people to ‘quit sending yall money’ to her. Those postings, inclusive of you sharing posts by Ms Israel and by others (also who are defaming her) are patently misrepresentative of the facts: Ms Israel has not and does not abuse or neglect animals. Your public false statements have contributed to others making similar defamatory posts,” which the diligent counsel McCreme/McCormick obscured the addressee before posting the letter to Facebook.

The Georgia Department of Agriculture have opened an investigation into HeeHaw’s murder. It’s not clear why they have jurisdiction when a local cop tasers and shoots a donkey on a petting zoo.

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Orange God Emperor threatens to shut off all international trade

“Great jobs number just announced, breaking all estimates (except mine!) by double and triple – And you haven’t seen anything yet! EMPLOYERS ADDED 162,000 JOB IN AUGUST. Lower the interest rates because the USA is a much stronger credit than it was just a short time ago! A STRONG COUNTRY MEANS A LOWER INTEREST RATE – IT’S A BETTER CREDIT… Very simple! We should have the LOWEST RATE of any country in the World, like ‘the old days.’ Without the United States agreeing to allow them their big surpluses, and we could stop that immediately, they would no longer be considered financially ELITE! LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES WITH WHICH WE HAVE A DEFICIT, which the US Supreme Court, in its ridiculous and very costly Tariff decision, strongly acknowledged ‘the President’ has an absolute right to do. IT’S BETTER THAN TARIFFS! The Fed Board, with its great new leader, must get smart – BE PATRIOTS for a change. High interest rates put the USA at a very unfair disadvantage, and I won’t allow that to happen!” posted the Fuhrer on Friday, emphasis added on the most deranged and suicidal part.

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Diesel prices historic, incredible, no one’s ever seen anything like it

Not a lot of people know this but there’s a thing called diesel, it’s sort of a special kind of gasoline that truckers use for their engines and it’s more powerful than regular gasoline. So powerful in fact that even trains and boats use it, if you can believe it. That’s why the radical socialists tried to stop it, they wanted to stop all the diesel from coming out of the pipes because makes the engines go extra loud and powerful to pull the trailers full of all sorts of things and food that people buy.

The price of diesel is SKYROCKETING now because the economy is the hottest thing on the planet, at a completely and totally unprecedented price of $5.85 a gallon after “TRUMP” solved eight wars and ended the Biden nightmare of the border invasion and the transgender for everybody. Crooked Joe’s economy was in shambles and the “TRUMP” administration is still dealing with the hangover from his assault on American energy. That’s why diesel prices are at a record high.

And to switch tone to a more normal National Zero voice, that bullshit was harder to write than it looks. Luckily for the dipshit “reporters” in the MAGA media they won’t actually have to write anything like it since their editors are just going to pretend it’s not happening. Oh and regular gas is set for an all-time Labor Day weekend high of $4.14 a gallon. The previous record price for the holiday was $3.84/gallon in 2012. “Gas prices are about to hit a record high during the Labor Day weekend. @BarackObama could have stopped this,” tweeted a certain someone that year.

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Missouri state Supreme Court tosses 2026 gerrymander

Seriously worth questioning now whether it would have mattered given the grim to very grim outlook for the GOP this November but the Missouri Supreme Court on Thursday tossed the gerrymander that would have seen the state’s 6-2 Republican-Dem House delegation go to a 7-1.

The court ruled that the Secretary of State had unlawfully interfered with a ballot petition seeking to put a referendum up and thereby delay the gerrymander until next term at the earliest.

“The Missouri Supreme Court just ridiculously ruled in favor of changing the maps back to what they were a long time ago. It’s called, Ancient History! The problem is, according to Legal Scholars, that not only was the ruling horrible, ridiculous, and unConstitutional, but there won’t be enough time to change the map back with the Election coming up in a very short period of time. The Election Process, as usual, is being disturbed in America! Missouri must be able to use the map that was in effect just a couple of months ago, in the Primary. This is a Dark Day for ‘Justice’ in Missouri!” posted convicted felon President Trump later in the evening, turning a “meh, whatever” into a “meh, but as long as he’s screaming and crying like the whiny pussy everyone knows him to be it’s a plus.”

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Crazy Maria fired for telling Trump that the Murdochs had banned coverage of his batshit election denying speech: Status News

Former CNN media guy Oliver Darcy’s Status.News is paywalled and this is almost good enough to justify a subscription, almost is not actually, and the gist is in a tweet by Zeteo media reporter Justin Baragona: Maria Bartiromo was fired from Fox News for “spilling to the White House that the corporate bosses delivered an edict not to cover his election-denying primetime address!” lol.

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Maria Bartiromo with Fox News no-mo

“Effective today, Maria Bartiromo is no longer with FOX News Media. In making the announcement, FOX News Media said, ‘We thank Maria for her work over the last 12 ½ years and wish her all the best on her next chapter.’ The last episode of Momings with Maria (6-9 AM/ET) aired this morning on FOX Business Network (FBN) and the show will transition to Mornings with FOX Business beginning tomorrow with rotating anchors. Maria Bartiromo’s Wall Street which also airs weekly on FBN (Fridays, 7-7:30 PM/ET) will shift to FBN’s Wall Street effective this week hosted by Cheryl Casone and helmed by rotating anchors thereafter. FBN will also launch a new weekday programming schedule which will be announced in the coming weeks. Additionally, FOX News Channel’s (FNC) Sunday Moming Futures (10-11 AM/ET) will be hosted by Jason Chaffetz this Sunday and a new host will be announced at a later date,” said Fox News in a press release on Thursday, randomly kicking one of the most important pillars of their brand of bullshit to the curb for reasons unstated.

Batriromo, who everyone thought was just on vacation, propagated lies that cost them $787 million and they didn’t fire her then, so whatever it is now had to be pretty bad, lol.

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