Normally a clip this short wouldn’t merit a rip here but it’s funny how Iowa Congresswoman Ashley Hinson, currently fighting for her political life in an unexpectedly close race with Dem state lawmaker Josh Turek, almost sorta catches herself taking her pitch about expenses where it shouldn’t go: gas prices. Specifically those wrought by the war she repeatedly voted against ending. Damn good clip.

HUGE NEWS for oil companies! Profits are SURGING along with the price of a barrel of black gold, hitting $109 a barrel on Friday, per CNBC’s tracker. Highest price since May!

Standing like a centaur in front of reporters outside the White House on Friday, convicted felon President Trump on Friday responded to a question about whether new Press Secretary Kate Zacharia has any chance of ever holding another briefing and it doesn’t sound good.

“Katie has been treated very badly by the media. Very very badly. Very unfair. I just asked her, is this for you? And she’s a nice person. I’m going to let her make that decision. Sean Hannity was a little bit tough. Katie is off to a start that, the news has been so nasty to her. I told her, ‘Honestly, if I were you, I would reconsider.’ Maybe it’s not for her,” said Trump, not mentioning that by far the worst of the treatment “the media” was Sean Hannity. He treated her very badly on Thursday.

Fellow Foxer Peter Doocy just reported that the “lawyer” is in fact being shifted to another role.

Self-professed statutory rapist and occasional musician Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie on Friday made clear he was fed up with the existence of Democratic Michigan US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, with Ritchie decrying the naturally-born US citizen and Columbia Medical School-educated epidemiologist as “assimilated” as much as soon-to-be-executed traitor Nidal Hassan and the 19 Al-Qaeda terrorists who hijacked four jetliners on September 11, 2001. “I know he looks assimilated… I would be very careful. Guess who else assimilated? The Fort Hood shooter. Guess who else assimilated? Pilots that flew airplanes into our World Trade Centers!” said Ritchie, a Northern Michigan native who now lives in Tennessee where he writes songs about his home region where they sang songs about Alabama, the track sampled from a song about London.

The outburst raises the important question of when will top Trump Administration public health official Mehmet Oz denounce Ritchie’s comments? Oz, who like El-Sayed is a Muslim physician but unlike the native Michigander, was born outside the US and even served in the Turkish military before being “assimilated” enough to star in a daytime broadcast TV talk show about “wellness.” By Ritchie’s own standards that would make Oz an even more dangerous threat to Americans than El-Sayed and yet, just like Ritchie, Oz is permitted to be in the same room as the President of the United States on a regular basis, standing close enough to stab him in the neck with a syringe full of fentanyl before Secret Service agents could even unholster their guns. Yet Oz would never imagine doing such a thing and to even suggest it is offensive to him and Muslim-Americans.

Does Kid Rock need to suggest it before Oz will say something about his bigotry?

You will not be shocked to learn that the Washington Post reports convicted felon President Trump’s first failed administration quietly investigated Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s immigration history in 2019 and found zero evidence of criminality involved, which of course led to this month’s raid on her home in DC. Why leave it alone when just a raid can be hyped as a “win” to dipshit MAGA voters?

Paolo Zampolli, the scumbag modeling agent and Jeffrey Epstein pal who introduced illegal immigrant Melania Knavs to future President Donald Trump in the late 1990s and was rewarded for the favor with a bullshit title of “special envoy” something something in the present Trump Regime, was fired on Thursday just hours after Politico printed emails alleging Zampolli had committed some unspecified acts of “insubordination” against his boss, Deputy Secretary of State Chris Landau.

It’s not clear what Zampolli, who earlier this year leveraged his position to end a custody battle with the Brazilian mother of his teenage son by getting the likely statutory rape victim deported, did to piss off Landau – and by extension Trump if he got fired – and the only hint is that Landau had written “I am hereby ordering you – once again – to immediately stop all work on ANY issues not directly tied to cultural diplomacy, including every one of the issues you mentioned in your recent emails,” in a November 15th, 2025 email to the lecherous modeling agency hustler.

But it must’ve been pretty fucking bad if Trump is going to fire him. Definitely worse than Kim Guilfoyle bad considering he’s Donald’s actual friend and not a female ex-almost-daughter-in-law.

They’re going to be talking about this one for like, 12 hours. Easily. It was a BAD crashout.

“Sadly, and very stupidly, John Cornyn, and his Liddle’ Buddy, Super RINO, Karl Rove, are doing everything possible to make it hard for Ken Paxton, the Greatest Attorney General in the History of Texas, and one of the Best in the United States, to win the upcoming Midterm Election against a Radical Left Lunatic, James TalaFREAKO, who is the ANTITHESIS of Texas Values. John Cornyn who, after my Endorsement, lost the Primary to Ken by a very wide margin, and Karl Rove, who shouldn’t be allowed to spew his jealousy on FoxNews, should be ashamed of themselves. They are hurting Texas and, more importantly, hurting the United States of America! If Ken Paxton loses, it will be because of WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Political Hacks like John Cornyn and Karl Rove, who have ineffectively opposed me for my entire political career. As your ALL TIME WINNER in the History of Texas, ‘Trump won 96 percent of the Counties in Texas, 242 of 254. Harris won only 12 counties (FoxNews),’ and by MILLIONS of Popular Votes, the Highest in the History of Texas, your favorite President (ME!) is asking all of those who supported Senator John Cornyn to UNITE, and immediately switch your support to Ken Paxton. He will be a Great Senator, just like he is a Great Attorney General. We cannot take a chance on having a FREAKO, sometimes referred to as James TalaFREAKO, as our man in Washington, DC, representing the magnificent people of the Great State of Texas!” posted the Great Leader, whose unmatched wisdom and prescience has gifted him with the unparalleled ability to preemptively blame someone else for his failures.

Jane Doe Strikes Again! Two adult women sued me today alleging they were sex trafficked to the Bahamas. I’m shocked nobody responded to their repeated cries for help, posted to instagram. pic.twitter.com/HPvX2xypzs

— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) October 15, 2026

Weird how the guy who was almost the top federal law enforcement officer in the United States of America doesn’t seem to know that publicly sharing identifiable information on his accuser is proooooobably not the smartest legal strategy. Almost like he should’ve just kept quiet.

“The FBI and US Postal Inspection Service are investigating a series of suspicious mailings sent to various addresses nationwide, including Secretary of State offices and their related election offices. Some of the letters contained an unknown substance and we are working closely with our law enforcement partners to respond to each incident. We are also working with our partners to identify the individual or individuals responsible for the letters. This FBI will continue to safeguard the public and secure elections for American citizens,” said an FBI spokesman in a statement on Thursday, the complete lack of anything like “radical domestic terrorists” making it quite clear that some – probably even all – of the targets who received the mail are Dems or “RINOs.” A Trump voter sent this shit.

“Nidal Malik Hasan, a former US Army Major turned traitor, is a very bad and evil man, who killed 13 people, including a pregnant soldier, who died, along with her unborn son, and injured, very seriously, 32 more innocent people. Barack Hussein Obama’s Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intercepted electronic communications between Hasan and the radical Yemeni-American cleric, Anwar al-Awlaki. When reviewed by his FBI terrorism task force, investigators concluded that Hasan’s emails were not a threat. This assessment of the Obama Administration’s actions was later considered to be a key intelligence failure,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, of course not mentioning that a Saudi Airman killed three US service members in 2019 on a base in Florida during Donald’s first failed administration. That got memory-holed, like everything else.

“With all of that being said, I think streaming the execution for all to see might have been a strong deterrent for the World to witness how America deals with Terrorists and SCUM like Hasan but, many very good and well meaning people would rather not watch him die, through streaming, or through any other visual device. He will die, as scheduled, by firing squad, but this event will not be streamed. That said, the execution may be viewed in person by the immediate families of the victims, if they so choose. They deserve to witness JUSTICE!” Trump continued, overruling his Reichsmarschal Pete Hegseth’s plan to livestream Hassan getting blasted by a firing squad.

NEW POLL: Democrats hold a 9-point lead in House district races as 59% of voters name cost of living their top concern, according to a new Fox News poll.

VP JD Vance hits the trail in Michigan today to highlight the administration’s efforts to lower prescription drug costs and… pic.twitter.com/7mZ7Ym4Ndq

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) October 15, 2026

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan is making plans for a run at the House GOP’s championship belt, CNN reports on the wrestler’s ambitions to lead the conference in anticipation of a majority loss next month which is then widely assumed to be the end of Jesus Dork Mike Johnson’s career. Jordan has in recent months quietly taken issue with Johnson’s leadership, complaining that he sent members home too early and thus squandered the opportunity to “hold more votes that would be politically challenging for Democrats,” CNN writes, adding that Jordan also wanted to again pass the SAVE Act just to pressure the Senate GOP some more.

This while Jordan knew it would never pass but it was good red meat for the base. Part of Jordan’s pitch for convicted felon President Trump’s support in a leadership bid is that, per CNN, he’s in “a unique position to defend Trump against Democratic investigations if Republicans are in the minority,” which his allies “point to his experience leading the Judiciary committee and defending the president during both impeachments,” lol. None of these allies mention that Trump got impeached anyway, the second time notably with no fewer than 10 defections from the House GOP conference.

Oh and Jordan failed to impeach Joe Biden. All that wasted spittle it never happened.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is trying to denaturalize and ultimately deport Congresswoman Ilhan Omar claiming she fraudulently obtained her citizenship, the Wall Street Journal reports on the kind of shit that will NEVER EVER blow back on anyone like, say, Elon Musk or Melania Trump… as in the assholes who were legitimately illegal immigrants.

Weird how these people think the Dems still somehow secretly control everything. Almost like it’s some kind of convenient out for defending Trump from the reality he’s created for them.

Whoa. It’s possible that bombing Iran may not be an actual winner with voters as now both sides of the mutually evil Trump-Netanyahu partnership have (for now) called off further attacks on the Islamic theocracy prior to big national elections coming soon. Per Reuters, the Israeli dictator on Wednesday told IDF radio that “it is not convenient for us, it’s no good,” to attack Tehran again ahead of national elections on October 27 and that any strikes would only be in self-defense.

“Even if Iran fires missiles at us they will blame me,” Netanyahu said, the “they” being the opposition to his decades of destructive misrule at the helm of the Jewish State. It’s not looking great for “Bibi” but also not so badly either where he abandons such “caution” and bombs the shit out of everybody. Or launches a coup and installs himself as permanent dictator. That could happen too.

The bottom line is that the genocidal piece of shit is worried and with good cause. Hopefully he’s only a few years away from a permanent residency in an uncomfortable jail cell at the Hague.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.6 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in September after rising 0.4 percent in August, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 3.7 percent before seasonal adjustment. The index for gasoline rose 9.1 percent in September, accounting for over half of the monthly all items increase. The energy index increased 5.2 percent over the month following a 2.1-percent increase in August. The shelter index rose 0.4 percent in September after rising 0.3 percent in August. The index for food was unchanged in September, as the index for food away from home increased 0.2 percent and the index for food at home fell 0.1 percent.”

“The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.3 percent in September, as it did in August. Indexes that increased over the month include recreation, used cars and trucks, education, airline fares, medical care, and apparel. Conversely, the index for communication was among the small number of major indexes that decreased in September. The all items index rose 3.7 percent for the 12 months ending September, a larger increase than the 3.4-percent increase reported for the 12 months ending in August. The all items less food and energy index rose 2.6 percent over the year, following a 2.4-percent increase over the 12 months ending August. The energy index increased 20.4 percent for the 12 months ending September. The food index increased 2.5 percent over the last year,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the monthly update on MAGAflation.

“The Houthis are behaving very badly. I thought they learned their lesson a year ago when we bombed the HELL out of them and, at their request, stopped. They’ve been silent for a long time, but now they’ve emerged again, probably at the behest of Iran, which is a Failing Nation, with No Navy, No Airforce, the World’s Worst Economy, and 301 percent Inflation, in a very nasty way, hitting Saudi Arabia, and purposefully trying to drive up Oil Prices, probably prior to the US Elections – NOT NICE.”

“Somebody should explain to them that I’m not running in the Elections, I’ve already won, IN A MASSIVE LANDSLIDE, but I’ll be there after the Elections, and I will never forget!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, telling the Houthis they can basically do whatever they want for the next three weeks because he won’t be bombing them until after the midterms.

On Monday the Atlantic printed a pretty funny quote from a Trump adviser, who said the Orange God Emperor “is used to snapping his fingers and having the whole world – Republicans, world leaders, the media – come to attention, and he is losing his mind that Iran won’t listen,” lol.

“Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she’ll break Scaramucci’s record,” an anonymous White House official told MS Now after Pizzagate Kate’s underwhelming debut as press secretary, per the network’s Jake Traylor.