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“There is too much media attention on ICE”

“In Minnesota, there is too much media attention on ICE, who have removed some of the worst murderers and criminals in the World, people let into our Country by Crooked Joe Biden’s horrendous Open Border Policy, and not enough attention paid to the staggering sums of money stolen from the State by corrupt Minnesota politicians!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday and lol what a fat fucking idiot. Isn’t he supposed to love “ratings” and having his loyal stormtroopers beating the shit out of people who didn’t vote for or donate to him?

It’s also like the demented old bag of shit forgot he ordered ICE to occupy Minneapolis BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING “Somalian fraud” situation. Jesus Christ what a freaking mental invalid.

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National “walkout” urged for 2 PM “local time” Tuesday

“One year into Trump’s second regime, we face an escalating fascist threat: ICE raids on our communities, troops occupying our cities, families torn apart, attacks on our trans siblings, mass surveillance, and terror used to keep us silent. It is time for our communities to escalate as well.”

“On January 20 at 2 PM local time, we will walk out of work, school, and commerce. We will withhold our labor, our participation, and our consent. A free America begins the moment we refuse to cooperate. This is not a request. This is a rupture. This is a protest and a promise. In the face of fascism, we will be ungovernable,” says the call to action at the Free America Walkout website.

The “local time” part is kinda… Just feels like it might reduce the sense of scale if it’s not happening nationwide all at the same time, right? Maybe there’s an argument on the other side, that doing it six times (gotta include Alaska and Hawaii) is better than one that may run during Denver’s lunch break.

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US celebrates first MLK Day without guy who wanted it banned

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Regime appeals order banning ICE from brutalizing protestors

On Friday a Minnesota federal judge enjoined ICE from “(a) retaliating against persons who are engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity, including observing the activities of Operation Metro Surge. (b) Arresting or detaining persons who are engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity, including observing the activities of Operation Metro Surge, in retaliation for their protected conduct and absent a showing of probable cause or reasonable suspicion that the person has committed a crime or is obstructing or interfering with the activities of Covered Federal Officers. (c) Using pepper-spray or similar nonlethal munitions and crowd dispersal tools against persons who are engaging in peaceful and unobstructive protest activity, including observing the activities of Operation Metro Surge, in retaliation for their protected conduct.”

“(d) Stopping or detaining drivers and passengers in vehicles where there is no reasonable articulable suspicion that they are forcibly obstructing or interfering with Covered Federal Agents, or otherwise violating 18 USC § 111. The act of safely following Covered Federal Agents at an appropriate distance,” after being sued for having done shit like that to locals.

And on Monday the DOJ filed a notice of appeal of that order. The appeal itself ought to be good.

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Cooper 48 – Whatley 24 in North Carolina senate race: TIPP poll

A TIPP survey of North Carolina voters finds Dem former Governor Roy Cooper leading former RNC chair Mike Whatley 48 to 24 percent and that is not a typo. MAGA site Daily Signal literally writes that Cooper “has a commanding 48 percent to 24 percent lead, with 27 percent still undecided.”

The simplest and likeliest explanation is that the pollster left the candidates’ respective parties out of the question, leading to the result that’s probably far more skewed by Whatley’s lack of name ID than anything else. That current Dem Gov Josh Stein’s approval is at 48 percent to 22 percent disapprove and 30 percent undecided track with it in that it seems that roughly the same share of North Carolinians don’t know who leads their state nor the name of his immediate predecessor.

Yes, that’s a sad fucking statement on the electorate, lol, and one that you can be pretty confident in its general accuracy since convicted felon President Trump’s approval is at 39 percent to 53 percent disapprove in the state, similar to most national surveys these days. Yet it says even more about the kind of voter the GOP relies on to put them over the top in an extremely crucial race: Assuming the question indeed was “Who do you plan to vote for in November’s Senate election, Roy Cooper or Mike Whatley?” and not “Who do you plan to vote for in in November’s Senate election, Roy Cooper (Democrat) or Mike Whatley (Republican)?” by literally a 2:1 margin more would-be Dem voters recognized Cooper and affirmed their support for him than MAGA voters did the same for Whatley.

Had the pollster not relied on them to at least think “Wait, Cooper’s a Democrat. I definitely remember that. Okay, so I’m voting for Mike Whatley since he’s a Republican. He’s the fat Black guy who likes trans porn, right? Whatever, still better than a woke Marxist” then you’d probably see something closer to like Cooper 49 to Whatley 43 in the head-to-head. Instead (probably) thanks to slightly bad polling design we ended up getting a uniquely valuable blind taste test result.

And if this is too much speculation for you then by all means let’s hear why Cooper leads by 24.

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Euro auto industry stocks take a beating over trade war threats

European automakers took a beating in trading Monday over the threat of a US-EU trade war over Greenland, CNBC reports. Germany’s Volkswagen, BMW, and Mercedes-Benz Group stood between 2.5 percent to 3 percent lower, while Milan-listed shares of Ferraridipped around 2.2 percent, notching a 52-week low. Germany’s Porsche fell 3.2 percent on the simmering turmoil.

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Jeff Landry unvited from Greenland’s biggest dogsled race

The Greenland Dog Sledding Association on Sunday publicly unvited convicted felon President Trump’s “envoy” to the territory, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry, from the spectator stands of its big annual Avannaata Qimussersua race, Politico EU reports on the second such unvitation from a MAGA emissary in as many years. Last March, Second Lady Usha Vance was unvited from a different race.

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Oh noes some MAGA pastor’s sermon got interrupted

“If state leaders refuse to act responsibly to prevent lawlessness, this Department of Justice will remain mobilized to prosecute federal crimes and ensure that the rule of law prevails,” Pam continued making noises after the cutoff of the above embed.

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“She should be in jail”

“There is 19 Billion Dollars in Minnesota Somalia Fraud. Fake ‘Congresswoman’ Illhan Omar, a constant complainer who hates the USA, knows everything there is to know. She should be in jail, or even a worse punishment, sent back to Somalia, considered one of the absolutely worst countries in the World. She could help to MAKE SOMALIA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday night. The first part of his rant’s technically a full sentence that also puts a burden on the reader to comprehend that he meant something more along the lines of “There is alleged to have been as much as 19 billion dollars stolen in Minnesota Somalia Fraud,” which no one’s actually alleging because that’s a full order of magnitude more than any reasonable or informed estimates.

However it’s the next part, the whining about “Illhan Omar,” that’s actually the real “fuck you” to his fanboys: The “She should be in jail” is such a nakedly limp dick admission in a world where he’s supposed to be the supreme arbiter of justice in America, his power unquestioned and unimpeded.

And yet here he is, shitposting idly and having no more agency over the matter than the median mentally ill 79 year-old racist who watches too much Fox News. Right, wrong, constrained by the reality that his loyal federal prosecutors have yet to find anything on her – if they’re even trying, who the hell knows – it doesn’t matter because this is not the “retribution” he promised them for years and the “should” packs so much of that state of failure into one single word. To MAGAmerica there’s no difference between that and say, firing Pam Bondi for failing to bring Omar to “justice” for marrying her brother and personally stealing $19 billion from public coffers blah blah blah.

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Spanish train collision kills at least 39

The death toll from a collision between two high speed passenger trains in Spain’s Andalusia region on Sunday increased to 39 as rescuers continued combing through the wreckage that resulted from a derailment of the tail-end of one Madrid-bound train that slammed into another headed in the opposite direction, the AP reports. The second train then tumbled down a steep hill.

“It is likely (more bodies will be found) when you look at the mass of metal that is there. The firefighters have done a great job, but unfortunately when they get the heavy machinery to lift the carriages it is probable we will find more,” Andalusia regional president Juanma Moreno said. “Here at ground zero, when you look at this mass of twisted iron, you see the violence of the impact.”

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MAGA Congressman’s meth dealer son gets Trump commutation

Among the various cronies and scumbags who were pardoned and/or freed from prison this week by convicted felon President Trump such as corrupt ex-Puerto Rico Gov Wanda Vazquez Garced and her accomplice Julio Herrera Velutini – whose daughter donated $1 million to a Trump PAC ahead of the amnesty – was a sleeper hit commutation for Arkansas meth dealer James Womack.

The hillbilly drug trafficker was a little under two years’ into his eight year bid for distribution when the Orange God Emperor sprung him on Friday because for his friends everything, for his enemies the law, as Crystal Jim’s father is none other than MAGA Congressman Steve Womack. A Trump White House minion told the Daily Beast that it was “humanitarian” because Womack’s wife has abdominal cancer and his other son effectively disabled from a serious seizure disorder.

Okay, sure. They’re in a rough spot. So are plenty of other federal inmates’ families and the fact that they’re even fucking pretending this was strictly based on those circumstances – with Womack telling the New York Times that Trump’s “gracious and thoughtful action” has “allowed my son to be with his family during a profoundly difficult time” – rather than the fact that his dad’s a loyal Trump ballsucker actually makes it kinda worse, right? Should’ve just made some shit up about James going to do work for a meth addiction support organization or something like that, made it about contrition and reform – instead of Steve Womack needing to stay in the House’s tiny GOP majority rather than resign to take care of his wife and son because the meth dealer’s in the clink.

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Fuhrer punishes European allies for defending Greenland from his mental instability, says he’s suing JP Morgan Chase in two weeks

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday posted a 400+ word scream at Western Europe for failing to submit to his unstoppable iron determination to acquire Greenland for his empire:

“We have subsidized Denmark, and all of the Countries of the European Union, and others, for many years by not charging them Tariffs, or any other forms of remuneration. Now, after Centuries, it is time for Denmark to give back – World Peace is at stake! China and Russia want Greenland, and there is not a thing that Denmark can do about it. They currently have two dogsleds as protection, one added recently. Only the United States of America, under PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, can play in this game, and very successfully, at that! Nobody will touch this sacred piece of Land, especially since the National Security of the United States, and the World at large, is at stake. On top of everything else, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, The United Kingdom, The Netherlands, and Finland have journeyed to Greenland, for purposes unknown. This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet. These Countries, who are playing this very dangerous game, have put a level of risk in play that is not tenable or sustainable.”

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