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Fox News guy not cutting Jesus Dork any slack, at all

Fox News reporter Chad Pergram disobeyed his directives and did not unquestioningly accept Speaker Mike Johnson’s version of events with respect to whether convicted felon President Trump is on board with a plan to unfuck DHS and TSA, with Johnson trying to make it seem like it’s a “reportedly” kind of thing and Pergram reminding Johnson that no, Trump said it live on television Tuesday.

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“Lol, no”: Iranians on Trump ceasefire offer

Iran’s semi-official FARS News Agency on Wednesday announced, per CNBC, that the regime “does not accept a ceasefire,” and “basically, it is not logical to enter into such a process with those who violate the agreement,” further calling into question whether it was a good idea for convicted felon President Trump to start this war when he has no “exit ramp” that will let him act like he won.

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Military officials brief toddler with video reel of “stuff blowing up”

In a follow-up that completely tracks with their story from last year that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard had sought to turn the daily presidential briefing into a Fox News-like broadcast – literally hiring a Fox producer to edit it and newsman Bret Baier to anchor it – so convicted felon President Trump would actually pay attention to nationally important shit, NBC News reports that US military officials compile a reel of what one source describes as “stuff blowing up” to serve as the daily presidential briefing on the progress of his directionless war in Iran.

The problem, and there’s always a problem, is that the explosion compilation widens the delta between how the fat fucking idiot thinks the war is going and the reality of it, and drives his frustrations with how the media is covering it because reality. Asked to comment on that part, White House propagandist Karoline Leavitt said “Trust in the mainstream media is at an all-time low and their overwhelming negative and biased coverage of Operation Fury, which has been a massive success, proves why the president is rightfully frustrated. The media spends more time using fake anonymous sources to sow chaos than focus on the successes and victories of our great US military against the Iranian regime,” but leaving out the part about how the regime hasn’t been “changed.”

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Raskin says Trump had financial motive for stealing docs

House Judiciary ranking Dem Jamie Raskin obtained memos from former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into convicted felon President Trump indicating that the fat bastard had financial incentives to steal classified documents from the White House following his humiliating defeat in the 2020 election, MS Now reports with another reminder of system failure.

“These new disclosures suggest that Donald Trump stole documents so sensitive that only six people in the entire US government had access to them, that the documents President Trump stole pertained to his business interests,” Raskin wrote in a Tuesday letter to incompetent scumbag Attorney General Pam Bondi. “This glimpse into the trove of evidence behind the coverup reveals a President of the United States who may have sold out our national security to enrich himself.”

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Unintelligence official accuses Mike Flynn, etc of treason

It’s hard to follow and not worth trying to, but in summary K$H Patel’s stupid girlfriend came out guns blazing against Mike Flynn, Tucker Carlson, Joe Kent, and Candace Owens on Tuesday.

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Orange Man endorses Orban, again, for like the third time this year

Highly Respected Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orbán, is a truly strong and powerful Leader, with a proven track record of delivering phenomenal results. He fights tirelessly for, and loves, his Great Country and People, just like I do for the United States of America. Viktor works hard to Protect Hungary, Grow the Economy, Create Jobs, Promote Trade, Stop Illegal Immigration, and Ensure LAW AND ORDER! Relations between Hungary and the United States have reached new heights of cooperation and spectacular achievement under my Administration, thanks largely to Prime Minister Orbán. I look forward to continuing working closely with him so that both of our Countries can further advance this tremendous path to SUCCESS and cooperation.”

“I was proud to ENDORSE Viktor for Re-Election in 2022, and am honored to do so again. Election Day is April 12, 2026. Hungary: GET OUT AND VOTE FOR VIKTOR ORBÁN. He is a true friend, fighter, and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election as Prime Minister of Hungary — VIKTOR ORBÁN WILL NEVER LET THE GREAT PEOPLE OF HUNGARY DOWN. I AM WITH HIM ALL THE WAY!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter knockoff Tuesday.

Huh. So yeah this is indeed the third such post this year and what might have prompted it specifically is unclear – though in general there’s no question that Orban is panicking and thinks that since the first two from a foreign leader didn’t seem to nudge the polls then maybe the third would somehow work. They didn’t try auto-translating it to Hungarian though. Why not give that a shot?

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John Brennan under criminal investigation

Former CIA Director John Brennan, who convicted felon President Trump hates for reasons nobody can even remember anymore it’s been so goddamned long, is under criminal investigation, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports after deducing it from a DOJ request to the House Intel Committee for files on Brennan – that the committee are currently voting on whether to oblige.

Maybe prosecuting Brennan will somehow make gas and groceries cheaper. You never know.

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North Carolina state Senate President concedes primary defeat

Complete scumbag North Carolina state Senate President Phil Berger on Tuesday conceded his primary defeat to local Sheriff Sam Page, three weeks after having lost by just 23 votes, the Associated Press reports on convicted felon President Trump’s first endorsement L of the year.

Well technically you could say soon-to-be-former-Texas Congressman Tony Gonzales was the first loss since he dropped his reelection bid after coming in second to that Brandon Herrera freak on the same day but polls did close first in North Carolina given the time zone difference. Plus had Gonzales not dropped out he would’ve just (99.99999 percent certainly) lost in the May runoff.

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Top Box-o-Wine lieutenant admitted there’s no case against Powell

A top lieutenant to DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro this month admitted to a judge that there was no evidence of any misconduct on the part of Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, the Washington Post reports in a no shit but they aren’t supposed to actually say that story.

GA Massucco-LaTaif, the recently-named head of the office’s criminal division, told Chief DC District Judge James Boasberg in the sealed March 3rd hearing that prosecutors “do not know at this time” what evidence there is of fraud or criminal misconduct on Powell’s part in the painfully fucking stupid shit about renovations at the Fed headquarters that the chair has had little to nothing to do with since it’s not his goddamned job to worry about that kind of shit. Massucco-LaTaif argued simply that the project was $1.2 billion over budget and that “it doesn’t seem right.”

“There are 1.2 billion reasons for us to look into it,” Massucco-LaTaif, who also had more feels than facts about whether Powell had made false statements in testimony to Congress.

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Ted Cruz hails the courage of Republican Senators who stood up to corrupt, dangerous president and forced him to resign in shame

Well… There was that time when Andrew Tate was so triggered by a tweet from Greta Thunberg he responded in a video next to a pizza box that provided the evidence Romanian cops needed to track him down and serve that sex-trafficking arrest warrant. You could say that was a bigger self-own if we’re going to start stacking them up pound-for-pound here. This one’s still serious competition.

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Steve Bannon gets excited about deploying ICE for midterms again

Filthy alcoholic white nationalist Steve Bannon on Monday got amped again for the possibility the Trump regime could deploy ICE to polling precincts in November, USA Today reports.

During Monday’s edition of his podcast the laundry and showering-averse Bannon asked fellow fascist maniac Mike Davis whether ICE’s deployment to airports could be a “test run” for the midterms, to which Davis said “I think we should have ICE agents at the polling places because if you’re an illegal alien, you can’t vote, right? It’s against the law, it’s a federal crime for you to vote in federal elections. If you’re an American citizen, you should be happy that ICE is there because you’re not going to have illegal aliens canceling out your vote.” That’s a way to smooth out the drop in support from the Latino electorate, just accuse them of being illegals stupid enough to try to vote.

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Delta suspends special Congressional fast lane

In a statement to the Atlanta Journal Constitution on Tuesday, Delta Airlines announced “Due to the impact on resources from the longstanding government shutdown, Delta will temporarily suspend specialty services to members of Congress flying Delta. Next to safety, Delta’s No 1 priority is taking care of our customers, which has become increasingly difficult in the current environment.”

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Groomer just completely screwed in Tennessee GOP gov primary

“Marsha Blackburn already holds 58 percent of the Republican primary vote (34 percent definite, 24 percent probably) – a 51-point lead over John Rose (7 percent), with 30 percent undecided and little room for meaningful movement against her,” says the intro to a Cygnal survey of Tennessee GOP primary voters putting the groomer Congressman deep in the hole against Senator Life Coach Lady.

It’s nearly identical to the 60.6 to 8.1 percent lead a completely different pollster found for Blackburn last month, raising the question of why Rose doesn’t just drop out and find a job at a high school or a summer camp for cheerleaders before he gets embarrassed by a woman much closer to his age.

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Trump to host notorious Jeffrey Epstein accomplice’s brother

President Trump is expected to host the brother of one of Jeffrey Epstein’s most notorious accomplices with a lavish state dinner at the White House next month, Punchbowl News reports.

The man, wealthy British celebrity and philanthropist Charles Windsor, has never personally been accused of any wrongdoing in connection to Epstein and has in recent years taken unprecedented public steps to disown his brother, Andrew, but the visit still raises questions given Trump’s own extensively documented history of associating with the now-dead sex trafficker. Mr Windsor, a figure who has achieved cult-like status in Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Belize, Papua-New Guinea, Tristan de Cunha, Gibraltar, the Heard and McDonald Islands, Bermuda, and at least a dozen other states and territories, is also expected to address a joint session of Congress.

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