“” said Republican Ohio Senator Jon Husted when asked by CNN’s Manu Raju if he had any comment on fellow MAGA Buckeye Max Miller’s increasingly perilous political position due to just being an absolute piece of shit. Or maybe Husted literally said “No comment” to Raju, who did not quote him.

Either way, it doesn’t mean that Husted, appointed to replace now Vice President JD Vance in early 2025, is in favor of domestic abuse or even disbelieves the allegations against Miller brought by his ex-wife, Emily Moreno, who also happens to be the daughter of Husted’s Senate partner, Bernie. In fact there’s no reason to doubt that in whatever private conversations he’s had with Bernie Moreno on the matter that Husted expressed sympathy as well as disgust and rage toward the younger and more belligerent member of their state’s Republican Congressional delegation. Nothing about what little really anyone knows about Jon Husted indicates that, despite his politics, he’s an amoral person who would abide child or spousal abuse, especially not as severe as that Miller is accused.

And yet not expressing any opinion on the matter when given the opportunity to simply say “Hey any time there’s a divorce and a toddler involved is a tragedy – irrespective of the validity of these very serious allegations – and my prayers are with my friend and colleague Bernie Moreno and his family during this time. I’m hoping they and Congressman Miller can find a way forward on what’s best for that little girl and, just as importantly, what’s best for the people of Ohio. That’s all I have to say right now as I’m looking forward to making sure Sherrod Brown stays unemployed after this November and I can continue fighting for Buckeyes” is itself kind of revelatory of Husted’s character.

“Wayne County (Detroit) in Michigan is one of the most corrupt voting areas in the United States, if not the World. It is strictly Third World! Miracles happen in Wayne County, including more votes being cast than there are voters, by a lot. Therefore, the Communist, who is not liked in Detroit, is potentially in ‘Vote Counter’ trouble. The Radical Left Socialist has a real shot, and don’t discount all of those fake mail-in ballots that will ‘surprisingly’ show up at the last moment. Get ready for another Rigged Election. In November we must VOTE FOR MIKE ROGERS, and make Michigan TOO BIG TO RIG. God Bless America! “ posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday morning.

Kind of funny how this is indistinguishable from your typical angry 80 year-old caucasian in words but not in context as there are plenty of options available to Trump in this “situation” – scare quotes applied because there is no situation – and he could order the Justice Department to sue the county to prove that there were fewer votes than registered voters, the FBI to raid the election offices, and so on and so forth. But he won’t do any of that because he’s lazy, impotent, and prefers whining and bitching about it on social media to taking action. It’s almost like all that AI slop depicting him as a strong a decisive leader who annihilates and dominates all of his enemies are complete bullshit.

“On Sunday, August 2, 2026, at approximately 3:28 pm, deputies assigned to the Lomita Sheriff’s Station responded to Trump National Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes after plain clothes Federal agents reported a suspicious individual on the property. The individual was observed walking throughout the golf course grounds taking photographs and videos and appearing to monitor security-planning activities,” says the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office in a statement.

“Lomita Sheriff’s deputies contacted the individual, an adult male identified as 38-year-old Jeanine John Taele from Downey, and determined he was being investigated for robbery by the El Segundo Police Department. Deputies detained Taele and located his vehicle in a parking lot on the golf course. During the detention, deputies recovered a 16-round magazine containing hollow point ammunition from Taele’s pants pocket. Deputies subsequently searched Taele’s vehicle and recovered a loaded pistol with a round chambered, along with an additional loaded magazine containing hollow point ammunition. Taele was arrested for carrying a concealed firearm (25400(a)(1) PC) and Possession of Armor-Piercing/Prohibited Ammunition (31310 PC),” the statement continued and no, there was no lauding of Taele’s intent to stand up against oppression and evil.

No molon labe, shall not be abrogated, and all that other stuff about sometimes it’s necessary to freshen the roots of the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants. It’s almost like the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputies – many of them no doubt Republican voters and Fox News fans – are kind of selective when it comes to how people express their patriotism and love for America.

The House Dems’ campaign arm have added another 12 seats to their target list for November, bringing the total districts for serious spending up to 58 total, Politico reports, citing a statement from chair Suzan DelBene. The 12 seats added for increased spending and support now include Lauren Boebert and Jeff Hurd in Colorado’s 3rd and 4th, Gus Bilirakis in Florida’s 12th, Mike Flood in Nebraska’s 1st, Nick LaLota in New York’s 1st, and three open seats: NV-2, NY-21, and TN-9.

“House Democrats are expanding the battlefield deep into Trump terrain because we have a winning message focused on fighting for an Affordable America. At the same time, MAGA Republicans who historically have considered themselves ‘safe’ have let down people they were elected to represent, passing disastrous policies that are crushing working families and our communities. Democrats are going to win in November and make Hakeem Jeffries the next Speaker of the House,” said DelBene.

After much prayer and reflection, I’ve decided to withdraw from my re-election campaign. I will complete my current term. Serving Western North Carolina has been the honor of my life. Thank you for your trust, prayers, and support. God bless WNC and America.

— Congressman Chuck Edwards (@RepChuckEdwards) August 5, 2026

This McDouchebag was inappropriately gifting pistols to his young female aides.

The disloyal weenies at Axios have decided that their Orange Allah is no longer profitable again and have thus begun outright mocking him with a “reality check” about his lies.

Calling it early on a 30-something percent lead at less than 10 percent reported: Progressive Abdul El-Sayed has defeated establishment-backed Congresswoman Haley Stevens for the Michigan Dem Senate nomination. Probably ends up squashing her. Any other year this would be a risky pick.

El-Sayed still is kind of a risky pick but this really is not looking to be a good year for MAGA.

Senator Bernie Moreno on Tuesday claimed that fellow Ohio Republican and ex-son-in-law Max Miller held a stuffed toy bunny hostage over the weekend, apparently Miller claiming dominion over Moreno’s granddaughter/Miller’s daughter’s favorite binky out of pettiness and hatred for his ex-wife, something Miller denied during an incredibly ill-advised appearance on Jake Tapper’s show.

And yeah, it got worse. Miller claimed his daughter never told Emily Moreno “Daddy kill you” as she’s not capable of it but that the girl is also afraid of Emily, so Tapper then pointed out that inconsistency in the girl’s maturity. Miller then claimed “due process.” So there’s that, and his ex-wife taking the girl to the hospital with a broken collarbone was a violation of their shared custody agreement. Miller just said that on live television, which was probably not a great idea either.

With little in the way of context to go on other than that the comment was made with apparent dead seriousness during some kind of farm event, Minnesotan MAGA Congressman Pete Stauber on Tuesday admonished someone for some joke, saying “You have no idea what [fellow Minnesotan House Majoirty Whip Tom] Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would’ve never made that comment. He’s fighting for his damn life today!” Stauber wagged his index finger throughout.

The clip by Lake Stater Aaron Rupar was not long and there’s no indication of what the joke actually was. Tom Emmer’s an insufferable wanker and he should resign, suffering illness or not.

White House sources tell CBS News that, in what could have been a fateful meeting, DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro on Monday brought boxes full of evidence exculpating David Hearn and the other defendants falsely accused of vandalizing convicted felon President Trump’s precious reflecting pool, apparently convincing the fat bastard that he was wrong.

“In light of all the renewed interest in my family affairs I am going to file my own paperwork for an ethics investigation into myself to clear my name from these horrific attacks on myself and family. I have absolutely nothing to hide. We will be providing the committee all necessary documents needed for a detail examination. The accusations continue to change, but my facts stay the same. I am looking forward to my colleagues reading everything for themselves,” tweeted terrible human being Republican Ohio Congressman Max Miller on Tuesday. Bold move there Cotton.

“Many people have weighed in on Paramount’s agreement to acquire Warner Bros Discovery – media analysts, power brokers, political commentators, competitors and, of course, lawyers. For a transaction of this size, that is expected and appropriate. The one person you haven’t heard from is me. There is a reason for that. I believe that anyone who oversees a news organization – I am chief executive of Paramount, which owns CBS – shouldn’t put a finger on the scale, especially on matters involving his own company. So, when California’s attorney general, 11 other state attorneys general and, a day later, the Writers Guild of America sued to stop the deal, I stayed quiet. I quickly learned such restraint has costs. While I was silent, others were happy to write my story for me. No more.”

“I believe this fight is not really about market share. If it were, it wouldn’t have been reviewed and approved by regulators reflecting 65 countries, including the United States, the European Union and China. I believe a plainer worry sits beneath the briefs and the news releases: the news. The issue is whether I can be trusted as a steward of Warner’s CNN. There has been speculation about my politics, my loyalties, my intentions,” writes MAGA oligarch David Ellison in an NYT op-ed, and yeah, no shit the opposition is about CNN because he ruined CBS News and nobody wants to see the same thing happen to CNN.

An allegedly “former” Neo-Nazi, convicted in 2016 of harassing a Jewish MP by calling her a “dominatrix” and “an evil money-grabber” with a “deep-rooted hatred of men,” is running under the Conservative Party ticket for a seat in next year’s Somerset Council elections, the Independent reports on British politics becoming just a little bit more like American politics.

Joshua Bonehill-Paine said he’s “tremendously proud” to have been selected by the party to stand as a candidate to rep Crewkerne South on the regional council. Commenting on his candidacy, Tory leader Kemi Badenoch said the party “believes in second chances… Josh is someone who actually has been certified by the Home Office to train police officers on anti-Semitism and on countering extremism. Yes, he is somebody who had been previously convicted, but he is someone has shown contrition for his crimes, has been rehabilitated and is spending every day working to solve the very problem which he knew he had caused previously.” Still sounds pretty “feature, not bug.”

NEW: @nickshirleyy explains being chased and threatened with a knife through the streets of Ceuta, Spain allegedly by Moroccan migrants:

"We saw a guy reach for his knife and he said he was going to stab both of us, so we obviously ran as far as we could."

"Our car was parked… pic.twitter.com/XdgarGad98

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 4, 2026

Convicted felon President Trump on Monday told fellow woman abuser Max Miller that “things aren’t looking good” for Miller’s reelection campaign to his seat in Ohio’s 7th District, Axios reports, adding that Miller had refused to drop out or resign and insisted to Donald his polling was just fine.

Keep in mind that Miller was a White House staffer during Trump’s first term and had dated Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham – who later credibly accused Miller of domestic abuse – and then Trump recruited him to take on first term Republican Anthony Gonzales, who voted to impeach Trump for inciting the January 6th riot. Meaning Trump always knew Miller was a piece of shit, it just wasn’t a problem until now that the son of a bitch is hanging on to a safe red seat by a thread.

Sources tell MS Now’s Jake Traylor that DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro was seen arriving at the White House on Monday afternoon, presumably for a chat with the Orange Kingpin.

Convicted felon President Trump is “furious” with DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro for dropping the fake case against former Olympian Dave Hearn for “vandalizing” the Orange Slob’s precious reflecting pool, sources tell CNN, adding it’s “highly likely she’s removed from her job.”

Another one of Trump’s minions said Trump was “blindsided” by Pirro’s court filing admitting that Hearn hadn’t actually done anything wrong, adding “The president did not know beforehand that she was going to do that.” God forbid a crazy nutcase Fox News host would know when to give up.