“I stated, numerous times, that it would take 4-6 weeks to get rid of THE IRAN NUCLEAR THREAT, and I did it in one night! The rest of the time is just to make sure it stays that way,” posted the President of the United States on Thursday as his awesome sky headquarters barreled toward Texas so he could help contain another major threat to American freedom.

“Freddie Mac (OTCQB: FMCC) today released the results of its Primary Mortgage Market Survey® (PMMS®), showing the 30-year fixed-rate mortgage (FRM) averaged 7.28 percent” says Freddie Mac in a press release that then quotes Chief Economist Sam Khater saying “With mortgage rates on their current trajectory, the housing market continues to be supported by favorable economic conditions,” apparently with a straight face as he’d be fired if he said it’s not good for homebuyers.

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Thursday bemoaned all the “manufactured” blowback from MAGAmerica over her moronic “gamer” ad that depicted a white slacker as a welfare recipient, with the “white” part being the actual problem for a shit ton of far right influencers.

Jack Posobiec and a shit ton of others screamed that more Black Arkansans are on welfare than whites, which is true, but since more Arkansans are white, any one random recipient is more likely to be white than Black… Which Huckabee did not actually say on Fox and Friends, instead just pretended there was some conspiracy against her and then filled the rest of the time with robotic soundbites about her efforts to make life harder for poor people.

The federal complaint filed by Trump Regime murder victim Renee Nicole Good against her killer, ICE agent Jonathan Ross, along with Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Corey Lewandowski, “czar” Tom Homan, former ICE director Todd Lyons, former Border Patrol official Greg Bovino, and ten other unidentified ICE officials is a 149-page dystopian horror novel about the utterly ghastly chain of events that led to her death and the abysmal aftermath. From page 10 of the introduction:

“As the federal government branded Renee a terrorist and declared that Ross had done nothing wrong, it moved to hide the evidence of what actually occurred on Portland Avenue. On the morning of the shooting, the FBI and the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (‘BCA’) agreed to a joint investigation, as is standard in officerinvolved deaths. By that evening the United States Attorney had reversed course; BCA investigators were excluded from the interviews at the Whipple Federal Building, denied the names of the officers involved, and cut off from the vehicle and its contents, the shell casings, and the firearm. Renee and Becca’s car was removed from the scene before local investigators could process it. The Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, announced: ‘We investigate when it’s appropriate to investigate. And that is not the case here… So no, we are not investigating.’ Numerous federal prosecutors resigned, and an FBI agent resigned after being pressured to abandon a civil rights inquiry into Ross in favor of an investigation of Becca instead.”

“Becca” being Renee’s wife, Rebecca Good, who along with her brother, Brent Ganger, also filed a separate, shorter complaint against the federal government as an individual entity.

From a lengthy and incomprehensible Time Magazine interview with President Trump:

It was said Ken Paxton for Senate 2026 was going to be a money pit, that it would cost Republicans and their donors a quarter-billion-dollars-plus to get him elected. That was probably underselling it as the newly-formed Texas PAC alone has spent $131 million in the 17 days leading up to this Tuesday, per Axios, quantifying just how badly the GOP is freaking the fuck out over the prospect of losing the seat for which $90 million+ was sunk into John Cornyn’s losing primary defense.

Sources tell Politico that Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt has identified his general counsel Ethan Harper as responsible for Schmitt making himself look like a complete fucking asshole during Tuesday’s hearing starring former Justice Department special counsel and Harper’s new White House job, which he was to start on Friday, is now in doubt because his incompetence is a bridge too far for that crew. “There is no evidence Harper was responsible for the gaffe,” Politico writes, lol.

Your eyes deceive you not. That is a real Newsmax clip from Tuesday. It’s there because the thumbnail is funnier than the screenshot of a headline of a Fox News article from Monday, September 28th of this year, 2026 that was in that spot in an earlier draft of this piece.

“USBP is closely engaged with its international partners to monitor their movement and additional developments,” the state told state media (Fox, not Newsmax in this particular quote). “USBP reminds migrants that under the leadership of President Trump and Homeland Secretary Mullin, the border has remained closed and secured for the last 16 months.” Fox News then fills in the most important details to the audience with “The caravan, numbering in the hundreds as of Monday, is predominantly made up of Hondurans, Guatemalans, Salvadorans, Ecuadoreans and Haitians.”

That fucking Newsmax “ELECTION SEASON CARAVAN” though. It’s right there. You don’t even need to click play and watch the video, they said it right up front, KNOWING full well that few if any of their goldfish-brained actual fans are going to stop and think “Hey, wait a second… Why DO these caravans full of brown people suddenly start coming toward the border every ‘election season’?”

The Justice Department’s Office of the Inspector General quietly declined to open an investigation into Attorney General Todd Blanche over the fucking blatant conflict of interest involved with him shutting down investigations into crypto scam companies while owning Bitcoin and Ethereum, the Washington Sun reports on the kind of shit that used to be a fireable offense.

Her career in politics and “public service” over, former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem on Tuesday decided there was no point in not even actually pretending and filed for divorce from her sick weirdo husband Byron, ABC News reports without speculating on how long it’ll take for Corey Lewandowski to dump her since being with her is no longer as much fun now that she’s “officially” single again.

In audio obtained by the New York Times, Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton last week privately told a group of donors and lobbyists that convicted felon President Trump’s ill-conceived midterms convention earlier this month had damaged his campaign. “So to be honest with you, the numbers – when we did that convention – it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, not good,” Paxton said at the event.

Paxton “may not be the best-looking guy I’ve ever seen,” Trump had said on the stage, “but you know what, he is – he’s the greatest attorney general in America.”

Say what you will about James Comer and Jim Jordan – this site has said plenty. Yet for all the many times that they made themselves look like absolute stupid assholes, even the clearest instances of their incompetence very rarely ever unfolded in real time, on live television, self-immolated the way pockmarked fascist white nationalist Missouri MAGA Senator Eric Schmitt did on Tuesday.

In all fairness, expectations are always pretty low when Comer and Jordan take their perches in the hearing room and start hammering their latest stupid bullshit conspiracy theory, making it fair to say Schmitt’s utterly embarrassing fuckup was actually worse since, until Tuesday, he had managed to project an image of estimable sophistication and competence compared to Gymbo and Fuckwheat.

Caleb Flynn, the former Evangelical pastor who Fox News opted to identify as a former American Idol contestant when he was arrested in February for shooting his wife Ashley in the head twice while she slept, was found guilty Tuesday on a single count of aggravated murder, Fox News reports. Flynn’s mistress read a significant number of the 107,000+ text messages exchanged between them during the eight-day trial, texts in which Caleb referred to Ashley as “douche.”

“Five weeks until Election Day, 51 percent of voters would want to see the Democratic Party win control of the US House of Representatives, while 39 percent would want to see the Republican Party win control of the House, with 9 percent not offering an opinion, according to a Quinnipiac University national poll among registered voters released today,” says the QU polling institute.

“Thirty-four percent of voters approve of the way Donald Trump is handling his job as president, while 61 percent disapprove. This matches an all-time high disapproval that was last reached in Quinnipiac University’s January 18, 2021 poll, when 34 percent of voters approved of the way Trump was handling his job and 61 percent disapproved… The approval of Trump’s handling of the economy (31 percent) is at an all-time low for both terms. His previous low was in Quinnipiac’s September 10 poll, when 32 percent approved, 65 percent disapproved, and 3 percent did not offer an opinion.”

Just going to leave out the context because it’s true.

“Today, the Justice Department announced charges and guilty pleas involving 12 individuals, including three illegal aliens, in connection with illegal voting, fraudulent voter registration, and related election crimes across the country. The cases include voting by aliens in federal elections, false claims of US citizenship to register or vote, false statements on citizenship applications, and the alleged disposal of approximately 300 mail-in ballots by a former postal carrier,” says a Monday Justice Department press release that conveniently omits the registered parties of all twelve.

“Christiane Vinette Young, 75, an illegal alien from Canada, was charged by information with three counts of voting by an alien. Young voted in three federal elections – the 2024 general election, 2022 general election, and 2022 primary – despite knowing that she was not a citizen of the United States,” and yes, VoterRecords.com says that Young had registered as a Republican.

She’s the only one of the twleve whose registration could actually be found on the site.

This site tries not to go too hard on Palmer Report-level lib hopium so imagine the headline contains an asterisk marking the former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s title “aspirational.” It’d also be perfectly fine if Smith went back to the Hague and finally got to put convicted felon President Trump on trial then… Or was just reappointed special counsel and resumed his January 6th prosecution in 2029. That’s on the table too as the case was dismissed without prejudice.

A new Marist College survey of likely voters in Ohio finds Dem former Senator Sherrod Brown leading feckless incumbent Republican Jon Husted 51 to 43 percent while Dem Amy Acton leads billionaire tech bro Vivek “Da Vek” Ramaswamy 50 to 42 percent. “A plurality of Ohio voters (41 percent) say their congressional vote is mainly a vote against President Trump. 25 percent say it is a vote for the president, and 33 percent report Trump is not much of a factor when considering their vote. Of those Ohio voters who say the president is not influencing their vote, a majority approve of how Trump is doing his job,” Marist writes of how things are going in the Buckeye State.

A Republican donor tells Politico that convicted felon President Trump’s campaign travel schedule including stops in Alabama, Oklahoma, and Ohio this week is the darkest sign possible for the party’s midterm outlook. “The problem is that the fires are everywhere right now,” the anonymous scumbag said.

The Orange God Emperor is attempting to salvage Iowa Republicans’ chances by announcing that he’s getting some company to build a steel mill that will open in like two or three years. That’ll totally turn things around with struggling soybean farmers getting effed by $6.30/gallon diesel after getting effed by his trade war.