In the middle of a shitposting fight with MS Now’s Ken Dilanian this weekend, FBI house propagandist Ben Williamson wrote raged that the “rag outlet wrote that [Director K$H Patel] went to hang out at the Olympics on the taxpayer dime – even when provided information that your theory was false. When you’re ready to correct that let me know. Won’t hold my breath,” referring to the outlet’s reporting that Patel would be in Milan to engage in some official meetings on security ops protecting Americans in Milan as a pretext to watch ultimately successful Team USA’s medal run.

Then on Sunday anti-K$H former agent/podcaster Kyle Serpahin was watching center Dylan Larkin’s livestream from the locker room post-game and… aaaaaaaaaaaaaand… lol….

…don’t hold your breath on this one…

BREAKING: Team USA defeats Canada 2-1 in overtime to win the gold medal in men’s hockey for the first time in 46 years. pic.twitter.com/JdcdZFpYYm

— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 22, 2026

US Secret Service agents early Sunday shot and killed an armed man “unlawfully entering the secure perimeter” at convicted felon President Trump’s prostitution and corruption compound in Palm Beach, Florida, Fox News reports on a two-tier system of Second Amendment rights.

Oh and Democrats need to tone down the rhetoric. The media did this. This is the result of Biden’s open borders. Let’s jump to conclusions since we don’t have any info beyond that the man in his early 20s showed up with a shotgun and a gas can at 1:30 AM and was gunned down by agents.

Dirty Jeff’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyers are trying to stop 90,000 pages of documents from a since-settled civil defamation lawsuit brought a decade ago by the late Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre against Maxwell, with the lawyers arguing the Epstein Files Transparency Act is somehow unconstitutional, the AP reports. The documents include transcripts of over 30 depositions and private information regarding financial and sexual matters related to Maxwell and others, pages they claim were improperly obtained by the DOJ during its investigation into Maxwell.

“Based on a lack of support, in particular for the unbelievably successful TARIFFS imposed on Foreign Countries and Companies which has made America Richer, Stronger, Bigger, and Better than ever before, I am hereby WITHDRAWING my Endorsement of RINO Congressman Jeff Hurd, of Colorado’s 3rd District, and fully Endorsing Highly Respected Patriot, Hope Scheppelman, to take his place in Congress. Congressman Hurd is one of a small number of Legislators who have let me and our Country down. He is more interested in protecting Foreign Countries that have been ripping us off for decades than he is the United States of America. Taking back an Endorsement is a difficult decision for me. I have only done it once before, with a former Congressman named Mo Brooks, from Alabama, who was leading by 54 points after my Endorsement for US Senate, and then, he unexpectedly, for strictly political reasons, changed his views on the Rigged Election of 2020, and lost his Race in a Landslide to Katie Britt, who I Endorsed. These are the decisions that must be made, however, to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted the fat baby on Saturday.

Hurd voted for an anti-tariff resolution earlier this month because he’s vulnerable and the vote’s fucking meaningless now anyway because the Supreme Court ruled the tariffs illegal, lol.

“The FBI arrested an Anchorage man today in Juneau after a federal grand jury in Alaska returned an indictment charging him with sex trafficking children, sexual exploitation of children-production of child pornography, coercion and enticement of children and receipt of child pornography.”

“According to public court documents, Craig Scott Valdez, 36, used the popular social media application Snapchat to identify, groom and entice juvenile females in Alaska for the purposes of sexual exploitation. The indictment charges this conduct in relation to one minor victim from an incident occurring in October 2025, but Valdez is believed to have victimized or attempted to victimize other juveniles in Anchorage and Juneau. Valdez is a current state employee working in Anchorage and Juneau,” says the Alaska US Attorney’s Office in a Friday statement.

Now to be fair, the DOJ press releases have always gone out of their way to avoid naming political figures and their parties and it’s no different these days – even if the department is going out of their way to be decidedly less balanced in which political figures they prosecute (or or incompetently attempt to) and which ones they don’t. Still, the “state employee” thing makes it sound like this asshole works on a highway construction crew or as an accountant for Fish and Wildlife Department.

“Based on a thorough, detailed, and complete review of the ridiculous, poorly written, and extraordinarily anti-American decision on Tariffs issued yesterday, after MANY months of contemplation, by the United States Supreme Court, please let this statement serve to represent that I, as President of the United States of America, will be, effective immediately, raising the 10 percent Worldwide Tariff on Countries, many of which have been ‘ripping’ the US off for decades, without retribution (until I came along!), to the fully allowed, and legally tested, 15 percent level.”

“During the next short number of months, the Trump Administration will determine and issue the new and legally permissible Tariffs, which will continue our extraordinarily successful process of Making America Great Again – GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday. He did not specify if this means China will decrease its fentanyl exports by another 5 percent or if this means there will be 5 percent fewer deaths in armed conflicts or if 5 percent more bananas will be grown in the US or if the Heard and McDonald Islands penguins will produce 5 percent less of the $0.00 annual exports of various manufactured goods and raw fish.

Peruvian political experts tell the AFP there’s no guarantee that 83 year-old Jose Maria Balcazar, the country’s eighth president in 10 years, is going to be in office come the July 28th expiry of the current five-year term when an actually elected head of state will be sworn in a little under four years since Pedro Castillo, the last election winner, was removed and subsequently imprisoned.

Why? Well it turns out that Balcazar is basically the Latin American version of Roy Moore, the “ephebophile” former Alabama state Supreme Court justice whose 2017 special US Senate election campaign imploded and the seat flipped to Dem Doug Jones after it’d been revealed that Moore was all but criminally accused of being a prolific statutory rapist, allegedly to the point of being banned from a shopping mall in the 1970s. Now, although Balcazar’s never been accused of any similar conduct, in 2023, he told a congressional debate about ending child marriage that “early sexual relations aid a woman’s psychological future,” and voted against the ultimately-successful measure.

That right there’s a hell of a red flag. Also Balcazar was removed from the country’s Supreme Court in 2011 and then subsequently disbarred over unspecified corruption allegations, while Roy Moore was twice removed from the Alabama state Supreme Court for violating federal court orders to remove the Ten Commandments from the state rotunda and then defying the US Supreme Court legalizing same-sex marriage. So yeah, Balcazar’s close enough to call him Peruvian Roy Moore.

He is not, however, in the Epstein files. A search of the DOJ’s database returns just two results for “Balcazar” and they’re simply copypasta of financial news stories mentioning “Pictet portfolio manager Andres Sanchez Balcazar” that some dickhead emailed to Dirty Jeff in October 2016.

You will not be surprised to learn that CBS News reports that despite his being banned from the building for sexually assaulting two US Labor Department staffers, Shawn Deremer, husband of similarly diseased Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-Deremer, is not facing charges as DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine tells the network that “based upon the evidence presented to this office in relation to the video, there is no indication of a crime,” despite a DC Metro Police investigation.

“For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law,” as the old saying goes.

“We have some startling news – DPNM Headquarters was broken into and burglarized. Security footage from DPNM cameras and a nearby business showed that an individual smashed through the front door, entered the office, grabbed a handful of items, and then took off. Staff discovered the break-in upon showing up for work in the morning,” say New Mexico Dems in a Facebook post.

“Thank you for standing with us during this time. We’re still a little rattled, but it helps to know we have so many Democrats across New Mexico who have our backs. Whatever the motivation was, we have to repair the damage, clean up the mess, and help our team recover missing items.” We have to make some pretty significant repairs and help our team replace some stolen items. We’re still taking stock of the damage and inventorying the items in our office. Although this is scary, we’re glad no one was in the office at the time of the break in. We don’t know why this person broke into our office. In these times of heightened political rhetoric and activity, we can’t rule out that this might have been politically motivated,” the post continued and no, they shouldn’t rule it out.

Unliberation Day is here! The penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands have defeated America First thanks to the shameful turncoats on the US Supreme Court and fanboys were disconsolate:

“They hate Trump so much they would destroy the country in order not to win” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article on the Supreme Court’s hatred of Trump. The butthurt gets worse.

“But other countries could impose tariffs on the US, but we can’t impose tariffs on them? What kind of justices do we have in the Supreme Court?” – Top comment on the Daily Caller’s article. Whoa, big if true. Maybe someone should get the Supreme Court to outlaw other countries’ tariffs.

“They’re never gonna let us have our country back. Not Congress, not courts, not the press” – Top comment on PJ Media’s article. Oh look, entitled white men posting angrily on the internet.

“How exactly does Congress act on tariffs in a manner that allows the Executive to respond in real-time to actions by hostile powers? Congress can’t (and won’t) move fast enough to catch a cold, other countries are laughing at us, knowing they can screw us over without consequence: One branch of our government sits on its hands, while another hamstrings the one branch left who was willing to stand up to them” – Top comment on Hot Air’s article. It’s almost like this asshole doesn’t believe any “national emergency” existed and is just upset that his Orange Jesus was humiliated.

“And at the fall of the Western Roman empire I can guarantee you that the politicians and rulers were so drunk on their self importance that every action they took only hastened the inevitable” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article. It was actually accumulated lead poisoning that did them in.

Deceased Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe’s troubled son Hunter Bellarmine Chatunga is in deep shit after cops in a suburb of Johannesburg, South Africa arrested him Thursday on suspicion of shooting a 23 year-old gardener employed by the Mugabe family on a property the own in the city, the Mail and Guardian reports. “Two men, aged 29 and 33, were taken in for questioning, including Mugabe, 29, who was formally arrested in connection with the incident. Police have not yet confirmed whether charges have been filed,” said Gauteng police spokesman Colonel Dimakatso Nevhuhulwi. “The motive for the shooting is unknown at this stage and investigations are underway.”

It’s not clear if Bellarmine is into crack cocaine, hookers, painting and Ukrainian energy companies.

Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American…

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 20, 2026

“This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American industries and supply chain resiliency. President Trump has a wide range of other tariff powers and he will use them to defend American workers and advance this administration’s trade priorities,” continued the badly skull-width-to-height-ratioed subhuman.

“On July 4, 2026, America will celebrate the 250th Anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. That revolutionary document set forth our founding principles – including Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness – and put America on a collision course with destiny.”

“Over the following centuries, the American story has defined modern history and spread freedom, opportunity, and prosperity across the globe. As America’s 250th anniversary approaches, it is important to reflect on the ideals and events that have defined our past while keeping an eye towards our country’s bright future. The White House is leading our national celebration of this historic event with the Salute to America 250 Task Force, which calls on the federal government, among others, to mark this momentous occasion. As part of this effort, I am calling on broadcasters to pledge to provide programming that promotes civic education, national pride, and our shared history,” said involuntarily celibate Minister of Information Brendan Carr in a statement on Friday.

“To show you how ridiculous the opinion is, the Court said that I’m not allowed to charge even $1 DOLLAR to any Country under IEEPA, I assume to protect other Countries, not the United States which they should be interested in protecting — But I am allowed to cut off any and all Trade or Business with that same Country, even imposing a Foreign Country destroying embargo, and do anything else I want to do to them – How nonsensical is that? They are saying that I have the absolute right to license, but not the right to charge a license fee. What license has ever been issued without the right to charge a fee? But now the Court has given me the unquestioned right to ban all sorts of things from coming into our Country, a much more powerful Right than many people thought we had,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday and he went on for a while…

Skipping to the end: “Therefore, effective immediately, all National Security TARIFFS, Section 232 and existing Section 301 TARIFFS, remain in place, and in full force and effect. Today I will sign an Order to impose a 10 percent GLOBAL TARIFF, under Section 122, over and above our normal TARIFFS already being charged, and we are also initiating several Section 301 and other Investigations to protect our Country from unfair Trading practices,” and here come the lawsuits.

Hoooooo-boy. This might be one for the ages. His handlers no doubt have already clocked out and treating themselves to blue curacao-infused margaritas at a nearby Applebee’s. Probably nagging the bartender to either mute the TV or at least change it to ESPN 2. Anything’s better than having to watch him have a fucking epic tantrum in front of a worldwide audience after two of his Supreme Court justices just told him that his ridiculous bullshit tariffs were unlawfully imposed.

“Any of you feel like sueing [sic] the Dems for dividing gays? Read the personals ‘no Trumpers, if you’re Republican don’t write me !’ I think we have some class action or some case here, but I’m no lawyer! I’ve lost family and friends from all their hateful dividing and constant Trump bashing…”

“It seems like a winning case to me. It affects our free speech, and more! If we even mention our political views, we are tossed aside immediately and called Traitors! We should do something to help this narrow minded Democratic anti Trump view from being the only view of our people! Anyone agree?” writes an anonymized gay Trump supporter on a Facebook page called “Conservative Gay Singles Group” and picked up by BlueSky user Steve Jones this week.

It’s not clear which if any MAGA-aligned law firm is drafting a complaint for the aggrieved man.

“Taco Bell’s Chicken Bacon Ranch Street Chalupas reimagine the ultimate comfort trifecta with street‑style energy – a hit of nostalgia that’s anything but rehashed. Giving Chicken Bacon Ranch the full Taco Bell treatment, it tucks slow-roasted chicken, crispy bacon, and creamy avocado ranch into a toasted cheddar Street Chalupa shell, delivering a crave-crushing street taco built on a flavor pairing that needs no introduction,” says a Taco Bell press release issued Thursday.

“Known for reinventing familiar flavors through unexpected formats, Taco Bell pairs the beloved Chicken Bacon Ranch combo with one of its best-selling innovations, Cheesy Street Chalupas, a format that cements its cult following with every return. The result: comfort food nostalgia, with a bold, modern twist that only Taco Bell could deliver,” the release continued emphasizing the “street” aspect that seems kind of dicey at best. Possibly even within range of “bus station restroom floor chaulpas.” They really think this play for “authenticity” is the right call given their reputation?

One funny detail left out of the above report of Trump losing his shit in front of all 50 of the nation’s governors – a breakfast he left early because he was so mad – was that the fat fuck rambled that he was “going to have to do something about these courts,” also per CNN.