Justice Department acknowledges request for probe of Musk scam

Justice Department officials on Tuesday confirmed to CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane that they received the request that “review payments that are being made by the Elon Musk-founded America PAC to voters in Pennsylvania and other states that experts say raise serious questions under applicable law,” after Ketamine Brain promised $100 to voters who sign his stupid petition.

We probably shouldn’t be holding our breath for FBI agents to cuff Musk on stage, let alone a grand jury convening, but at least it’s something acknowledging they’re looking at the crime in progress.

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