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“A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning, the Spirit was unbelievable, until the very end when, of course, there was a massive ‘Mail In Ballot Drop!’ Where have I heard that before – And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory! Six to five goes to ten to one, and yet the Presidential Election in November was very close to a 50-50 split. In addition to everything else, the language on the Referendum was purposefully unintelligible and deceptive. As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about in the Referendum, and neither do they! Let’s see if the Courts will fix this travesty of ‘Justice!'” posted the sore fucking loser on Wednesday after a loss that would have been wider if his minions hadn’t begged him to stay out of the state or otherwise they would’ve gotten absolutely crushed.

For the second time in two days the current House GOP majority’s margin grew by one as Georgia Dem Congressman David Scott died Wednesday at the age of 80, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on an exit obviously far more tragic than that of Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick’s.

Verbatim from the first few sentences of The Independent’s Tuesday report about a British gas station owner suffering £2,000 in thefts since convicted felon President Trump attacked Iran:

“‘If someone steals £100 worth of fuel from us, that is £100 out of my profit for the day,’ Goran Raven said. ‘It’s absolutely a straight loss for us.’ Speaking from his Shell garage in Romford, east London, Mr Raven said he’s lost around £2,000 to fuel theft since the war between Iran and the US broke out on 28 February. Higher pump prices in the wake of the Iran war have meant his fourth-generation family-run business has suffered a significant blow as more people take off without paying.”

Emphasis added on the last part, because, well… British gas stations don’t require you to pay first before you pump? Sure, there’s plenty to be said here about the needless privations inflicted upon people in a country completely removed from the destructive hubris of that fat, saggy orange fuck and the Israeli tyrant that suckered him into the attack on Iran, the reminder that even if a retail establishment bears the logo of a large multinational corporation oftentimes it’s owned and operated by a person in your community who feels it more than Walmart does when you treat yourself to a pack of AA-batteries at the self-checkout as recompense for greedflation, and so on in this story.

There’s a lot else to be said here and yet, what the fuck? What gas pumps in the US can be activated by means other than (A) from the control panel operated by the cashier after you hand them $50 and tell them the pump number or (B) by swiping your credit/debit card at the pump itself?

Evidently having decided that if they already went bankrupt twice then it couldn’t happen again, convicted felon President Trump’s minions are close to announcing a $500 million rescue package for widely-disliked airline Spirit, the Wall Street Journal reports on more waste, fraud, and abuse.

Now sure, there’s so much stupider and often evil shit that much larger sums of taxpayer funds are pissed away on by this regime and there are thousands of regular folks like pilots, flight attendants, mechanics, gate agents, and so on who will be out of a job sooner rather than in a few years when it goes bankrupt anyway… then it’ll be “Gavinomics” or “Kamalanomics” that did Spirit Airlines in.

Anyway, if the cost of jet fuel had not spiked recently because of “certain international developments” then Spirit would not be facing such imminent oblivion. Whether they would be “fine” is a different question subject to interpretation, but it’s unambiguous that the US government would NOT be fucking throwing good money after bad if the demented old corpse in the White House had simply listened to his neckbeard Vice President and not launched his moronic crusade in Iran.

Hey America, let’s look super busy and productive in DC by having no fewer than five simultaneous hearings. Please don’t look at it the other way in that these could be more spread out on the calendar if Congress was actually in town more often instead of days off for campaigning, attending fundraisers, vacations with lobbyists, hanging out at Mar-a-Lago, and other not actual work.

“How can the Democrats not like how the US Supreme Court votes. The Democrat Justices stick together like glue, NEVER failing to wander from the warped and perverse policies, ideas, and cases put before them. They ALWAYS vote as a group, or BLOCK, even that new, Low IQ person, that somehow found her way to the bench (Sleepy Joe!). The Republican Justices don’t stick together, they give the Democrats win after win, like a 159 Billion Dollar pile of cash on a completely ridiculous Tariff decision, and nasty, one sided questions on the country destroying subject of Birthright Citizenship, something which virtually NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ALLOW. It was meant for the babies of slaves, not for the babies of Chinese Billionaires.”

“No, certain ‘Republican’ Justices have just gone weak, stupid, and bad, completely violating what they ‘supposedly’ stood for. Handing over 159 Billion Dollars in Tariff refunds to people who have been Ripping Off our Country for years, is unexplainable. One little sentence would have stoped this record setting payment from having to be made. It is a travesty! Their Tariff decision was an unnecessary and expensive slap in the face to the USA, and a giant victory for its opponents.”

“If they rule against our Country on Birthright Citizenship, which they probably will, it will be even worse, if that’s possible. It will cost America massive amounts of money but, more importantly, it will cost America its DIGNITY! No, the Radical Left Democrats don’t need to ‘Pack the Court,’ it’s already Packed!” posted the man who would incarcerated the rest of his life if not for their help, crying over wounds to his bruised ego on issues that don’t otherwise affect him personally at all.

Having been deemed flawed because its authors failed to reach the conclusion supporting MAGA pseudoscientific principles, a report by CDC researchers that found the COVID-19 vax to be safe, effective, and proven to reduce hospitalizations in those infected with the virus has been officially nuked by the agency and will not be published in its flagship journal, the Washington Post reports.

“The [CDC’s official circular Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report]’s editorial assessment identified concerns regarding the methodological approach to estimating vaccine effectiveness and the manuscript was not accepted for publication,” said Team Brainworms spokesman Andrew Nixon in a statement that had already been prebunked by the sources that leaked to the Post that the MMWR reviewers had, in fact, approved the findings and had slated it for the publication’s March 19 edition.

To be fair to Nixon though, the “concerns regarding the methodological approach” did at least nod at the truth – that the researchers had not properly worked backward from a conclusion such as that the COVID-19 vax turns human flesh into a ferromagnet on which you can stick silverware and paper clips. Or is responsive to 5G signals transmitted by Soros to infect you with the woke mind virus. Or whatever they wanted, so long as they wound up with something besides “safe and effective.”

Lol. Story at Politico.

The Virginia ballot measure to amend the state constitution to override the independent state redistricting commission and nuke four of the five Republican-held congressional districts is projected to pass on Tuesday but not by an overwhelming margin one might have expected given the patterns of Dem overperformance in special/off-year elections, probably about 52 to 48 percent.

According to the New York Times the turnout in Fairfax County, the state’s most populous, dropped off by as much as 25 percent versus last year’s commanding gubernatorial election win for Abigail Spanberger. Still, a win is a win – provided there’s also a win at the state Supreme Court, which allowed the vote to proceed while the ruling is still pending – and as such a righteous fuck you to convicted felon President Trump’s now clearly ineffective attempt to gerrymander away a loss of the House GOP majority. From the perspective of last June, when the fat fuck first commanded Texas Republicans to steal five seats for him – he literally told that Joe Kernen dickbag on one of his rambling calls into CNBC that, since he “got the highest vote in the history of Texas” he’s “entitled to five more seats” – and from a national political media that maybe wasn’t wrong to expect Democrats to just take getting pissed on lying down, yeah. It really could have been determinative.

“Iran doesn’t want the Strait of Hormuz closed, they want it open so they can make $500 Million Dollars a day (which is, therefore, what they are losing if it is closed!). They only say they want it closed because I have it totally BLOCKADED (CLOSED!), so they merely want to ‘save face.’ People approached me four days ago, saying, ‘Sir, Iran wants to open up the Strait, immediately.’ But if we do that, there can never be a Deal with Iran, unless we blow up the rest of their Country, their leaders included!” posted an addled President Trump on Tuesday. He forgot to mention the tears.

Hardcore fascist Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche on Tuesday announced that the Southern Poverty Law Center has been hit with an indictment listing six counts of wire fraud, four counts of bank fraud, and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering for the “crime” of using paid informants to gain intel on the Klan and other MAGA hate groups planning attacks on the SPLC.

In a development that’s only surprising in how quickly it came after MAGA conspiracy freak Joe DiGenova officially took over as lead prosecutor in the Q-brained “Grand Conspiracy” shitshow and maybe that it got leaked at all, MS Now reports that Team Orange on Monday night abruptly withdrew the subpoenas to former CIA Director John Brennan, which the liberal cable news network writes reveals “some confusion and disorder in the controversial Justice Department investigation.”

The withdrawal was DiGenova’s call but he was sold on it by prosecutors who said the team needed to pull FBI agents in to conduct interviews and overall just slow the pace despite the increasingly angry demands of the fat baby who so desperately craves revenge on some of his oldest grudges.

It’s no wonder Mike Lawler sounds like such a dick here. You would too if a new mega-budget biopic honoring the utterly vile pederast you worship got absolutely fucking destroyed by critics AND this woman who doesn’t want to talk about why the movie might actually be good keeps pestering you, won’t even let you whatabout the Iran war with Obama-Libya-Benghazi the same thing this or that.

Of course a grown adult in a high-stress profession can take some disappointment and a needling some pain in the ass newslady who libs no longer respect as much as they used to before they got to know and dislike her Fig Newton-brained weakling of a husband. It’s those things in quick succession, basically together, like right before Lawler went live he checked the Rotten Tomatoes page on his phone and saw that Michael is up to 33 percent on 79 reviews so it’s pretty much the ballgame, only to have her break his balls over the fat orange rapey idiot in the White House’s monumentally stupid reckless war that she knows full well he doesn’t actually support either then…

Well it’s enough to make a man want to snap and Moonwalk the fuck out of here.

Dem Florida Congresswoman Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick’s chief of staff tells NOTUS that the federal criminal defendant has resigned her seat effective at 1:30 PM on Tuesday, ditching an expected expulsion vote right off the heels of an Ethics Committee hearing that had damned her to a punishment not nearly as bad as the 54 years she faces in the joint. And probably not the Ghislaine Maxwell joint, since Cherfilus-McCormick can’t just tell Todd Blanche that Donald didn’t rape any sex trafficking victims but then he also ignores the part where she said Jeffrey Epstein didn’t rape any of them either which would obviously undermine the credibility of anything she says.

Yeah, Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick doesn’t have that option, so sucks for her.

What sucks for us is that the not-totally-unrealistic 2-for-1 scenario floated by some in which domestic abuser MAGA Congressman Cory Mills is forced out simultaneously the way Tony Gonzales and Eric Swalwell were. It doesn’t mean Mills cannot be forced out at all so much as Republicans are more incentivized to close ranks now that Cherf is headed home to face a jury.

Also lol if you think this seat is getting filled anytime before January 3rd, no way Gov Tiny D’s gonna move on that. Just ask Sheila herself, who won her seat in a special held eight months after Dem Congressman Alcee Hastings died in 2021. If Mills had gone too then it wouldn’t matter because he can’t just hold one special election but not the other… Probably… Maybe shouldn’t totally rule out that little weasel finding some loophole – or just doing that and running out the clock in court.

Three ships slip past U.S. and Iranian blockades in Strait of Hormuz https://t.co/BCyev1VhXS

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) April 21, 2026

“As we regularly do, we monitor and review our network to ensure that routes are meeting profitability targets. Jet fuel prices have doubled since the start of the Iran conflict, affecting some lower profitability routes and flights which now are no longer economically feasible. Schedule adjustments including some frequency reductions are being made in response,” says a press release from Air Canada, listing “Salt Lake City-Toronto: temporary route suspension effective June 30, 2026, with plans to resume in 2027. JFK-Toronto: temporary suspension effective June 1, 2026, with plans to resume Oct 25, 2026 JFK-Montreal: temporary suspension effective June 1, 2026, with plans to resume Oct 25, 2026,” as mothballed along with “Fort McMurray-Vancouver: route suspended effective May 28, 2026. Yellowknife-Toronto: route suspended effective Aug 30, 2026.”

Damn, Trump really stuck it to those Canuckistanis. Should’ve self-annexed when they had the chance instead of – well – suffering economically more or less exactly the same way anyway.

Holy shit. This whole “enhanced Obamacare subsidies” thread faded into the background quite a bit since the Dems’ October-November Kobayashi Maru shutdown and all of convicted felon President Trump’s numerous other malefactions and harms inflicted upon Americans, but goddamn, to see it quantified like this by The CurrentGA/Georgia Recorder is staggering: Data they obtained show there are 550,000 fewer Peach State ACA enrollees in April 2026 than the 1.5 million in January 2025.

“I don’t know what we’re going to do, honestly” Monty Veazey, president of the Georgia Alliance of Community Hospitals, told the Current. “It’s a larger number than I anticipated,” he added of the monstrous enrollment drop that threatens an untold number of rural hospitals across the state.

“Anyone who’s saying that Medicaid cuts is why they’re closing is a liar,” said Curtis, Nebraska MAGAmerican April Roberts last July when the Washington Post asked her to comment on the then-imminent closure of the tiny town’s hospital. Despite being the wrong year, the wrong state, and the wrong specific government healthcare program it’s still a solid enough quote to use here in lieu of any similar ones from the Current’s reporting. Curtis’s hospital is indeed closed. Nobody saved it.

Disquieting harridan Lisa McClain already stuttered out a “Energy prices aren’t where any of us want them to be, but…” so you know this as good one. The above stream lags the real-time a bit.