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This is, uh, something else from our President:

Going into the second half of 2023 the road was wide open for another yearly examination of the steady increase of not very subtle antisemitism in the institutional Republican Party – as in words and actions by politicians, candidates, and campaigns – that had been collected in the November 2021 piece “The Road is Open Again” and then again in the lengthier and maybe less well-executed December 2022 follow-up “The Road is Open Again II: The New Colossus.” I believe at one point in August or September that I had even taken a few hours to collect the instances in anticipation of a November or December post for “The Road is Open Again III” with some clever subtitle.

Then October 7th happened.

“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted fat tits on Saturday, stirring shit up and getting media attention with over-the-top provocative statements about a sub-mediocre has-been media personality to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein shitshow.

Like who the fuck wants to have sympathy for friggin Rosie O’Donnell? God she freaking sucks. And yet threatening a naturally-born American citizen with denaturalization obviously demands attention because it’s in a lot of ways light years worse than the many other signs of creeping fascism emanating from the fat fuck. On the flip side, it’s also Trump writing yet another check his fat ass can’t cash, so reporters can needle him on what the next steps are the next opportunity they get.

And holy freaking shit what a histrionic cunt with the “She is a Threat to Humanity,” lol.

Obviously extra annoyed by the TACO thing, convicted felon President Trump decided to take it out on the country that invented them on Saturday, posting a letter to President Claudia Sheinbaum saying “Despite our strong relationship, you will recall, the United States imposed Tariffs on Mexico to deal with our Nation’s Fentanyl crisis, which is caused, in part, by Mexico’s failure to stop the Cartels, who are made up of the most despicable people who ever walked the Earth, from pouring these drugs into our country” and blah blah blah 30 percent tariff allegedly as of August 1st.

“A lot of people online have been very, very upset over the Trump Department of Justice’s two-fold conclusion, announced last Sunday, that Jeffrey Epstein’s death in jail in 2019 was a suicide and that the Federal Bureau of Investigation had no ‘incriminating ‘client list” among its Epstein files. The tremendous uproar against the Justice Department and FBI has crossed partisan lines; if anything, it has been many conservative commentators and some Republican elected officials who have expressed the most outrage, with accusations and implications that the government is hiding something about the case to protect powerful individuals,” writes right wing Newsweek “Senior Editor-at-Large” Josh Hammer in a snooty lecture to the mud-brained MAGA plebes.

Skipping ahead “With that large caveat aside, though, the fact remains: This is just not the biggest deal in the world—and if you think it is, then you probably need to log off social media…” blah blah blah some shit about how the midterms aren’t going to have anything to do with Epstein “…There are simply better uses of your time than fuming over the government’s avowed nonexistence of the much-ballyhooed Epstein client list. You might, for instance, consider spending more time, during these midsummer weeks, with your family. Maybe you can take the kids camping or fishing. Maybe you can take them to an amusement park or to one of America’s many national park treasures. You can spend less time scrolling Instagram and TikTok and more time reading a good old-fashioned book; you will learn more, you will be happier, and you will be considerably less likely to traffic in fringe issues and off-putting rhetoric that alienates far more than it unifies.”

Translation: “Your rage over Epstein and other conspiracies were useful to us in the right wing propaganda complex needed you to vote accordingly, but now you’re just a distraction and the Democrats are having way too much fun with this. So shut the fuck up. Now.”

Officials in Kerr County, Texas had the capability to send an alert to the phone of every single person within the jurisdiction but chose not to early morning last Friday as wall of water surged down the low riverbeds of the region, the Washington Post reports.

Arizona patient dies of bubonic plague as health officials warned prairie dog die-off could signal outbreak https://t.co/bOgxpTEIyw pic.twitter.com/4HiNjNi9R6

— New York Post (@nypost) July 11, 2025

Former New York Magazine reporter Olivia Nuzzi’s boobs have nothing on this hardcore spank material for Bobby Brainworms. Cheryl might as well just take the sheets off his separate bed now.

“Statement from Chairman of the Board of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac William J Pulte on Reports that Jerome Powell Is Considering Resigning: Washington, DC ‘I’m encouraged by reports that Jerome Powell is considering resigning. I think this will be the right direction for America, and the economy will boom,'” says an official press release from the Federal Housing Finance Agency.

The stock market would’ve tanked if there was any actual validity to the “news” of Powell considering resigning. This is the best the MAGA Reich has right now: Taking fake news from right wing Twitter accounts and trying to legitimize it by laundering an official announcement.

MAGA podcaster bro-turned-Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino has told people he’s considering resigning from his post over the Bondi-Epstein shitsow but hasn’t decided yet, CNN reports.

You know when you think about it “The second-in-command of the top federal law enforcement agency in the United States resigned Friday after a dispute with the Attorney General over the latter’s refusal to fulfill a previous pledge to effect a full public disclosure of evidence against a sex trafficker who blackmailed multiple billionaires and even a member of the British royalty before he allegedly committed suicide in his cell in a federal lockup” would be kind of an important sentence to write in historical terms, even as the day-to-day drama’s funny and stupid and titilating.

Oh and missed this a few days ago but on a very related note, The Sun reported that the FBI officially closed its investigation into Prince Andrew of any wrongdoing, leaving him free to travel within the United States. Andrew literally fucking paid Virginia Giuffre a £12 million settlement with the royal family’s money and they dropped the investigation into whether he committed a crime.

Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino really did skip work on Friday amid an escalating rage at dipshit Attorney General Pam Bondi, Axios’s Marc Caputo reports after having been legitimately scooped by none other than batshit insane white nationalist conspiracy freak Laura Loomer on Friday.

Caputo – who is no joke despite taking a paycheck from the perfidious bullet point factory – gets into more detail, as he should: The Bongino vs Bondi fight specifically centers on the “missing minute” from the video from outside Epstein’s cell in the Manhattan lockup on the night in question.

Separately, and abso-fucking-lutely not helping at all, Wired reports that the video file disseminated by the Trump Regime contains metadata indicating that it was not “raw footage” from the jailhouse’s surveillance system, but was likely saved at least twice as a file from Adobe Premiere Pro or a similar editing suite. Wired cautions that in itself is not any evidence of actual tampering and could be just them stitching separate clips together in the 11-hour long file. Again, definitely not helping.

On a questionnaire from the Senate Judiciary Committee Dems obtained by CBS News, shitbag former Trump defense lawyer-turned-official-turned federal judge pick Emil Bove responded to the question of whether the convicted felon could run for a third term with an overlong “As a nominee to the Third Circuit, it would not be appropriate for me to address how this Amendment would apply in an abstract hypothetical scenario. To the extent this question seeks to elicit an answer that could be taken as opining on the broader political or policy debate regarding term limits, or on statements by any political figure, my response, consistent with the positions of prior judicial nominees, is that it would be improper to offer any such comment as a judicial nominee.”

Most other judicial nominees would probably answer the question the same way they would on whether the Constitution guarantees a right to fresh rib tips from your local Chinese place: No.

A Levittown, Pennsylvania MAGA freak who decapitated his federal employee father and held it up to the camera for a livestream audience last year while ranting about the “Biden regime” and “far-left woke mobs,” was convicted of the crime and sentenced to life in prison on Friday, the AP reports.

Justin Mohn, 33 – who testified that on January 30, 2024 he had been trying to effect a citizen’s arrest of his dad for “treason” and false statements when he shot him during a struggle and then cut his head off with a kitchen knife before holding it up in what was intended as a warning to all federal workers to get them to resign immediately – was arrested later the same day as he tried to climb the fence around a nearby National Guard base to launch his revolution against the Biden regime.

During a competency hearing last year, a defense expert said Mohn wrote a letter to the Kremlin’s ambassador to the US, seeking asylum and apologizing to dictator Vladimir Putin for Mohs claim to being czar of Russia. The judge then ruled Mohn was competent to stand trial, lol.

Unaccompanied migrant children shouldn’t be forced into labor at California marijuana facilities. pic.twitter.com/nKhEP0SXE9

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) July 11, 2025

Marc Cohodes, an investor who has backed Glass House, the weed farm raided by ICE on Thursday, told the Los Angeles Times that the owner, Kyle Kazan, is a Trump fan. “Beyond outrageous,” said Cohodes of the raid that led to violent clashes, adding “The government is aware of cartels, illicit crime, the whole thing and yet, and yet, they decide to spend their resources going after a total legal company that pays the state of California hundreds of millions of dollars excise tax.”

Well that’s probably why it was targeted and Homeland Security is tweeting that they were employing children. Cohodes added that Glass House is “the largest cannabis cultivator in the world” and “a highly regulated business fully licensed by the state of California. It’s run by a guy named Kyle Kazan, who is an ex-cop who plays by the rules and does things by the book.”

The little mini-stock quotes the Wall Street Journal puts inside their articles after ever mention of a publicly traded company shows Boeing up 0.61 percent as of 11:51 AM EDT on Friday, possibly on the news in one of those stories: Preliminary data from the ongoing investigation indicates that last month’s horrific crash of Air India Flight 171 immediately after takeoff from the Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel International Airport in Ahmedabad, killing 260 people, was not due to any technical fault in the design of the 787 Dreamliner, but that switches controlling fuel flow to the jet’s two engines were turned off by someone – maybe the crew – which lead to the catastrophic loss of lift.

The disaster being Boeing’s fault would’ve been the last fucking thing they needed at this point.

MAGA podcaster-turned-Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino “is taking the day off today” and “there’s now speculation on whether or not he will return to his job,” unofficial White House HR director and “investigative journalist” Laura Loomer reports, citing Bongino and Director K$H Patel’s “disgust with [Attorney General Pam] Blondi’s lack of transparency and handling of the Epstein files.”

It’s Loomer so if this were her “reporting” then you can and should disregard it. But it’s also Loomer and it could be her publicly greasing her own agitation to get Bondi fired. Not a small amount of MSM reporting from this week corroborates that White House staff – if maybe not Orange God Emperor himself so much – is less than pleased with his dipshit Attorney General with one minion telling CNN that she “bungled the case from the start” (no shit, lol) while another said “It wasn’t the roll out we would have liked.” Still, Donald’s been annoyed but not necessarily with Bondi herself.

“He’s annoyed that people still care about Jeffrey Epstein,” one minion said. “That was him trying to tell his base that it was time to move on,” one “prominent Trump ally” said of Trump angrily snapping at reporter asking about Epstein on Tuesday, adding “we aren’t ready to move on.”

“Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was great on FoxNews this morning. Talking about modern weapons and warfare. Thank you also to Brett Velicovich, who really knows his ‘stuff.’ We are really on our way. MAGA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, a day on which liberal clip guy Aaron Rupar is 100 percent certain that the white nationalist alcoholic Defense Secretary did not do a live appearance on the network, with Rupar writing that Fox “did play a clip of a video Hegseth posted on social media. Perhaps a confused Trump thought it was live.” Jesus Christ, lol.

Trump Immigration Reichfuhrer Tom Homan did a good job Friday of covering both angles about polling numbers showing sagging support for his and his fat orange boss’s inhumane and destructive deportation policies, telling Fox News that “people say, ‘Well, the polls are turning against Donald Trump a little bit on immigration.’ First of all, I don’t believe it. And if the polls have turned at all, it’s because of all the fake news out there, that turns the tide against us a little bit,”

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is down 324.51 points or 0.73 percent, the S&P 500 is down 33.05 points or 0.53 percent, and the Nasdaq is down 60.31 points or 0.29 percent, on Friday in what CNBC credits as MAGAnomics at work for the American people after the new tariffs.