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Orange Sheikh insists “Arab Voters are very upset”

“Arab Voters are very upset that Comrade Kamala Harris, the Worst Vice President in the History of the United States and a Low IQ individual, is campaigning with ‘dumb as a rock’ War Hawk, Liz Cheney, who, like her father, the man that pushed Bush to ridiculously go to War in the Middle East, also wants to go to War with every Muslim Country known to mankind. Remember, Liz Cheney lost her Seat by the LARGEST margin, 40 percent, in History for a sitting Congressperson.”

“If Kamala gets four more years, the Middle East will spend the next four decades going up in flames, and your kids will be going off to War, maybe even a Third World War, something that will never happen with President Donald J Trump in charge. For our Country’s sake, and for your kids, Vote Trump for PEACE!” posted convicted felon former President Trump, probably from a script handed to him after he sat for an interview with Saudi state TV that aired on Sunday night.

It might work better if it didn’t come three days after the fat fuck told reporters that war criminal Israel dictator Benjamin Netanyahu “is doing a good job, Biden is trying to hold him back… and probably should be doing the opposite. I’m glad that Bibi decided to do what he had to do,” meaning Trump is just fine with “Bibi” ordering the continued slaughter of innocent people in Gaza.

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