“In the final sprint to Election Day, the Abdul for Senate campaign is closing out the race with a record-breaking fundraising surge, bringing in more than $2.4 million on Sunday, November, 1st, delivering its biggest fundraising day yet. ‘As Michiganders head to the polls, the momentum behind Abdul’s campaign has never been stronger,’ said campaign spokesperson Cole Wozniak. ‘This record-breaking grassroots fundraising haul is a testament to the excitement that Abdul’s movement has inspired in the hearts of Michiganders – and a rejection of the status quo politics that’s left Michigan behind for far too long. This haul will go towards ensuring Abdul’s message – money out of politics, money in your pocket, and Medicare for All – reaches every Michigander in every corner of the state during this critical final stretch,'” says a press release celebrating the fundraising haul that will mostly go to El-Sayed’s 2032 reelection campaign (or be transferred to other candidates in 2028) because how the hell are they supposed to spend that in the last 36 hours before polls close?