Elon it's time to fund this.
— Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminlee) November 1, 2026
Not for nothing but you’d think the guy whose company created a powerful image generation engine could come up with something that doesn’t look so cheap and Photoshopped. One of his weirdo fans seemed to nod at this, that Musk could simply buy up Disney – along with the likenesses of the actors – and retcon the entirety of what’s supposed to be an arc of sacrifice, redemption, courage, and defiance into a plot-less dystopia of unbroken fascist dominance. What is interesting however is that Musk layered only one woman – the idealistic center-left politician whose public image as a paragon of integrity belied a torrid, statutorily rape-y romance continued after his tearful admission that he enjoyed slaughtering dozens of indigenous men, women, and children – and the two kids into the image. You’d think Elon would’ve given Anakin at least two or three more side families as a nod to the SpaceX CEO’s fecundity, possibly even some of them human-alien hybrid families.
Well there’ll be plenty of time and money to storyboard such ideas should Elon follow through and recover what “they” stole from him and all the other demented edgelord Star Wars fans out there.