Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Wednesday informed his minions that he will not be running for House Minority Leader, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, with that announcement coming ahead of spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan throwing his jockstrap in the ring to take the helm of the now badly-diminished House GOP caucus. He may need to assure the younger male Republican Congressmen that he will not be hiring a predatory pervert who performs medically unnecessary examinations of their genitals and buttocks to serve as House doctor.
Sherman just now reported that Steve Scalise will be challenging Jordan for the head coach spot.