Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 6, 2026
Maybe it’s a coincidence that Ketamine Brain choose this week to announce the end of one of the most insufferable symbols of the Pax MAGAmericana of two years ago. Maybe it isn’t. Still, Chevrolet sure as shit didn’t discontinue the Bel-Air the day after Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper died so cruelly in that plane crash – and maybe that counterfactual/analogy doesn’t actually hold up because the Bel-Air is still considered the aesthetic apex of American automobile design.
The Cybertruck on the other hand… Well the Pontiac Aztek’s designers must’ve felt like the millstone they’d been carrying for so long had been instantly lifted the day Elon unveiled his monstrous creation. There’s also that the Aztek isn’t up there with the