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Mozambican Deep State martyrs two patriots

The corrupt globalists in control of Mozambique’s Deep State on Saturday sicced their hit squads on PODEMOS opposition party patriots spokesman Paulo Guambe and lawyer Elvino Dias, killing both outside of a bar in the capital city of a Maputo amid a contentious ongoing presidential election count in which the ruling party Frelimo’s Daniel Chapo is expected to steal it from soldier of Christ PODEMOS candidate Venancio Mondlane, the Associated Press reports.

Or maybe Chapo is the patriotic, Mozambique-First soldier of Christ and Mondlane is the socialist pro-Satanic piece of shit, meaning this killing is just the beginning of THE STORM in which all the PEDOmos sinners will be eliminated it one fell swoop. That’s what’s fun about these ridiculous attempts to map political strife in Sub-Saharan Africa into a QAnon context – you can just make shit up as you go along when deciding which side are the “white hats” and which are “the cabal.”

Anyway in the real world it probably is closer to the first one as Frelimo – a former anti-colonial partisan militia – has been in control of the country since gaining independence from Portugal in 1975. Guambe and Dias were shot after some unspecified dispute with other people in a bar but it doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to question that narrative when these two dudes were gunned down in the middle of a contentious and drawn-out tally of election results for a vote that was held 12 fucking days ago, not to mention that Dias was gathering evidence for his case challenging the result in the country’s supreme court as soon as the probably rigged result was announced.

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