Trump hard at work pre-excusing debate loss

I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 27, 2020

Obamacare extension discharge petition reaches 218 votes

South Africa arrests Kenyan migrants illegally hired by US State Department to process white Afrikaner asylum applications

WATCH LIVE: FCC incel Brendan Carr faces Senate hearing

Second-to-last Trump-impeaching Republican calls it quits

Lack of that Kushner magic dooms Paramount bid for Warner

Fox News hypes sex pest’s documentary about former sex worker

Donald’s approval rating sinks to 38 percent: Marist/NPR/PBS poll

Incompetent slob rips Brown’s alleged lack of security cams

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Ratings for Erika Kirk “town hall” pretty weak

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee delivers Biden-blaming speech

Important Message From Pornhub… with some omissions

Alaskan MAGA doctor self-immolates after child porn charge

“Significant context was disregarded”

Mike Lawler threatens to turn to the evils of Obamacare subsidies

Trump’s teetotaling provides convenient out for Steve Scalise when cornered with Wiles quote on Donald’s “alcoholic personality”

Stefanik narrows Hochul’s lead to 19 percent in New York: Siena poll

Susie Wiles shittalks Jaydee, Elon, Donald in too candid interviews

Regime official floored by her own tweet

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The “I didn’t kill my wife I just butchered her corpse” guy convicted

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President declares Rob Reiner a tragic victim of TDS violence

“We won’t allow you to ruin President Trump’s reputation”

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Team Orange tells donors they’re counting on Supreme Court for midterms help and other grim GOP tales Axios printed week