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Could they just be kind of jealous?


The MAGA kids are going nuts over recent reporting on California Dem Congressman Eric Swalwell’s dalliance with alleged Chinese spy Christine Fang back in 2014 – which of course is kind of a non-story considering Swalwell broke off contact with Fang after the FBI warned him that she might not be into him just for his good looks. The situation of course brings to mind a similar-ish episode which happened on the right, when Russian spy Maria Butina did God-knows-what kind of subterfuge to the NRA and Republican Party before she was arrested in 2018 – which of course was “no big deal, who cares, shut up libs” back then – while these days two weeks have gone by since the story first broke and unemployed dipshit Newt Gingrich is still harping on Swalwell.

Now we here at National Zero are not in the business of commenting on women’s appearances. In fact we try to discourage it as best we can and prefer to focus on the ugliness on the inside, however challenging that might be sometimes.

All that being said, come on. There’s no comparison here, and it’s just pure incel frustration over a “Chad” like Swalwell getting to enjoy the attention of an extremely attractive foreign lady that they themselves would have their faces sprayed with mace if they so much as breathed their vile halitosis too close to her in a bar. Just look at these comments:

Kamala Ugandan Giant Harris • 44 minutes ago
You can say Christine Fang got her Fangs into Swallow Well
Wed, 12/23/2020 1:39 PM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

China’s Dog • 2 hours ago
It’s especially satisfying watching the political downfall of somebody that is on my top five most punchable faces list.
Wed, 12/23/2020 12:00 PM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

D. Ploribus Unum • 3 hours ago
“It’s not a national security breach when we do it.”
— Demsheviks: Because Communism Isn’t Just for Cuba Any More!
Wed, 12/23/2020 11:50 AM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

Bill Hooper • 4 hours ago
Eric is hardly the only Democrat that seems to love partying with the CCP.
Wed, 12/23/2020 10:16 AM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

FirstSpeaker • 6 hours ago
Swalwell is just the right kind of stupid to fall for a honey trap. What an asshat.
Wed, 12/23/2020 8:54 AM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

DonCayote • 6 hours ago
Democrats are so sleazy and cheap, they can’t afford American help.
Wed, 12/23/2020 8:45 AM on ‘GOP puts pressure on Pelosi over Swalwell’

You can tell they’re butthurt. Meanwhile for years those of us in the real world cruelly derided Butina and her dipshit “boyfriend”, the bald, 58-year-old GOP operative Paul Erickson for getting suckered by her so badly – mockery which, in my not so humble opinion, was 100% justified. So yes, to answer my own question, I think they are jealous.

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