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- A is for Approval Rating: Trump’s was never above 50%.
- B is for the Bowling Green Massacre. We shall never forget.
- C is for Crowd size, an obsession of Trump from Day One in office.
- D is for DeVos, the personification of the the incompetence of Trump’s Cabinet.
- E is for Ewic, because EWIC. Ewic is the smert one.
- F is for Fast Food, never to be served at official White House functions again.
- G is for Golf, 150 rounds that he played while in office. He’s spent more than 320 days at one of his golf courses. (By comparison, Barack Obama played 105 rounds of golf in his first term.)
- H is for Hydroxychloroquine, the claimed miracle drug that Trump claimed would treat coronavirus. It didn’t, of course.
- I is for Impeachment: so nice he got it twice.
- J is for Job Creation: Trump is only the 2nd president since 1900 to leave office with fewer jobs than when he entered.
- K is for the Kids: Junior, Ivanka and Ewic, poster children for birth control.
- L is for Lyrics Trump didn’t know he was writing. (“I want nothing. I want nothing. There was not quid pro quo…”).
- M is for Melania. Be Best, Melania. Be Best.
- N is for Nuking a hurricane, ‘cause yeah, that was one of his ideas.
- O is for “Oh my fn¢&!u% god”, what we’ve said literally daily.
- P is for Pandemic, the true legacy of Trump.
- Q is for QAnon, a.k.a. The Trump Base, because nothing is too outrageous to believe.
- R is for Russia, which Trump never criticized.
- S is for Shithole Countries, which sums up Trump’s attitude about foreign countries.
- T is for Twitter, no longer an official outlet for administrative policy.
- U is for Ukraine, a country strangely at the center of Trumpublican psyche.
- V is for Vanity, thy name is Trump.
- W is for the Worst President Ever.
- X is for Xenophobia, the cornerstone on which Trump built his presidency.
- Y is for YMCA, the gay anthem that somehow became a Trump campaign theme song.
- Z is for Zelensky, the Ukrainian President whose call with Trump led to his first impeachment.