Having read quite a few of the tweets from the Pro-Israel (but they still kind of hate Jews) right wingers, it’s obvious they believe that this wouldn’t be happening if Trump has been re-elected. What isn’t clear however, is how Trump would do it. None of them seem to have any specifics about how Trump would accomplish a ceasefire and that raises some serious questions.

Would Trump use his laser vision to incinerate all the Hamas terrorists? Or would it be more of a defensive action, like Trump simply zipping through the air and punching each of the rockets fired from Gaza? That would be the more peaceful solution, since he’s faster than a speeding bullet and can defy gravity at will, the Hamas bastards would just realize the futility of the situation and give up. A little bit of Trump’s ice breath would lower temperatures too, maybe even causing a snowstorm that would make Israelis and Palestinians join together for playful snowball fights and ice skating. Wouldn’t that be a fun, happy ending to all this ruckus?

The biggest question however is why Trump needs to be president still to put on his cape and costume and fly over to the Middle East in under two seconds. It’s not like he didn’t perform super-heroic feats of strength and valor before he was elected, so why stop now? Can any MAGA hatters explain to us why Trump won’t just go save Israel without the presidency?