WXYZ Detroit reports on the rise of “Buy Nothing Day” a cool holiday for the kind of hipsters who would ironically ride around on a Marlboro miles reward bike from 1992 because irony LOLZ, while CBS reports over 100 million Americans, some of whom are sad enough to be called “Black Friday Super Shoppers” are expected to turn out for the “hottest” holiday DEALS DEALS DEALS on largely useless shit! Meanwhile certain cynical, independent newsmen who were 10 years old by the time such “edgy” Generation X-era tropes about consumer culture were already long stale opted for efficiency and combined derision for both sides into one short update.