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Putin worried that NATO might help Ukraine take back Crimea

Russian President Vladimir Putin is worried the US and NATO allies aren’t being sensitive to his criminal state’s “security needs” and mused openly they might even help Ukraine take back the Crimean peninsula they seized and annexed in 2014, the AP reports. “Imagine that Ukraine becomes a NATO member and launches those military operations,” said the asshole that started the whole mess. “Should we fight NATO then? Has anyone thought about it?”

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