Republican Texas Congressman and human roll-on deodorant Chip Roy: “The simple reality is, as we are all, y’know, looking at what’s happening in Ukraine, our hearts go out and we’re tryin’ to help out–I was on the phone all day today helping people, orphanages, people that are dealing with the ravages of what Putin is doing to those people. The fact of the matter is, we’re looking at that and we’re talking about war crimes. I want to talk about the crimes against humanity that has been perpetrated by Anthony Fauci, the CDC, and the federal government against the American people.”