Categories
Uncategorized

Trump to endorse Vance in Ohio Senate primary

Donald Trump continues to choose celebrity over experience and integrity in his endorsements:  NBC News reports that the twice-impeached philanderer will endorse novelist J.D. Vance in the upcoming GOP Ohio Senate primary.

Vance is running third in a five-horse race–it’s a figure of speech  not meant to imply Marjorie Taylor Greene is galloping for the seat–and hasn’t gained traction among Republican voters.  Vance has made a series of boneheaded comments, such as a commercial literally begging racists for their votes.

Earlier this week, Trump endorsed Republican Pennsylvania Senate candidate Mehmet Oz, a disgraced TeeVee doctor whom many MAGAts feel is not sufficiently radical (and perhaps white?) enough.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

1 hour ago

The Onion wins Infowars auction

2 hours ago

“Stop shit like this”

3 hours ago

Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

4 hours ago

The Horror

12 hours ago

Rudy lawyerless

15 hours ago

Joint Chiefs on chopping block: report

16 hours ago

Matt Gaetz resigns

17 hours ago

FBI raids Polymarket founder’s home

19 hours ago

Oklahoma school district failed to protect LGBTQ student who later committed suicide, federal investigation finds

19 hours ago

Say hello to Attorney General Rapey McForehead

20 hours ago

“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

20 hours ago

China relieved to see Little Marco lead State Department

21 hours ago

John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

24 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Washington invaded by otherworldly forces

1 day ago

Orange Hitler tells House GOP to figure out how he can run in 2028

1 day ago

Melania unlikely to move into the White House

1 day ago

Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

1 day ago

Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

2 days ago

Elect a clown, get a circus

2 days ago

“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

2 days ago

Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

2 days ago

Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

2 days ago

Britain devastated by deer outbreak

2 days ago

Regular guest on Ancient Aliens lands exciting new job

2 days ago

Climate change side effect to increase climate denialism: report

2 days ago

Bangladeshis ask Interpol to arrest fugitive ex-dictator

2 days ago

MAGA Latino says Trump won’t deport “family-oriented” illegals

3 days ago

Kremlin says they expect their asset to earn his paycheck

3 days ago

Minnesota man kills sons, wife, ex and himself because Trump got elected again, the New York Post doesn’t report (but wanted to)

3 days ago

Wicked Barbie doll packaging points to porn site URL

3 days ago

Private prison company stock prices rise again

3 days ago

Nick Fuentes apparently confirms he pepper sprayed lib woman

3 days ago

Orange Tyrant to nominate Stefanik for US Ambassador to UN

3 days ago

Cuba hit with 6.8 magnitude quake after blackouts, hurricane

4 days ago

RHESUS MONKEY CRISIS UPDATE: One down, 42 to go

4 days ago

Daily Wire exposes massive FEMA worker safety conspiracy

5 days ago

Biden and Trump to meet Wednesday

5 days ago

Why does a Wendy’s Jr Bacon Cheeseburger still cost $3.99?

5 days ago

Wildfire breaks out in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park

5 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIX

6 days ago

Armed man in body armor arrested near Florida Dem’s house

6 days ago

Zero escaped rhesus monkeys captured in South Carolina

6 days ago

Biden lifts ban on US military contractors working in Ukraine

6 days ago

MAGA Senator-Elect Jim Banks down with mass deportations

6 days ago

Quotation marks placed around “groceries”

6 days ago

FBI investigating racist threats texted to Black people

6 days ago

Try “forest bathing” for your post-election anxiety: CNN

6 days ago

Orange God Emperor promises retribution over $DJT sale rumors

6 days ago

US consumers set to lose up to $78 billion in spending power: study

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x