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@jack endorses Musk takeover of Twitter

“I love Twitter. Twitter is the closest thing we have to a global consciousness.  The idea and service is all that matters to me, and I will do whatever it takes to protect both. Twitter as a company has always been my sole issue and my biggest regret. It has been owned by Wall Street and the ad model. Taking it back from Wall Street is the correct first step.  In principle, I don’t believe anyone should own or run Twitter. It wants to be a public good at a protocol level, not a company.

“Solving for the problem of it being a company however, Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness. Elon’s goal of creating a platform that is ‘maximally trusted and broadly inclusive’ is the right one. This is also [Paraga Agrawal]’s goal, and why I chose him. Thank you both for getting the company out of an impossible situation. This is the right path…I believe it with all my heart.  I’m so happy Twitter will continue to serve the public conversation. Around the world, and into the stars!”  —Twitter founder Jack Dorsey via, you guessed it, Twitter

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