You experienced it tonight:  the bunch of lonely, basement-dwelling boys who frequent a Trump-loving website called ch00ch00-news which seems to be a place where about eleven people regularly frequent.  On one of their threads, they decided to do what one of them called a “troll bomb” on NatZero.

What’s so cute about it is that they think they’re a bunch of bad asses because they use the f-word, and that using it is some big fucking badge of honor, like the little fuckers aren’t allowed to use the fucking thing.  They’re rolling over themselves cracking up about bad behavior and worse jokes.

Apparently, this ch00ch00 person thinks she’s some kind of rebel because FUCK YEAH!  Seriously, it’s like they’re the Little Rascals thinking they’re the funniest people on Earth because they put a bag of dog poop on Old Man Schultz’s porch… ‘cause nobody’s ever done that before!  Hardy Har Har!

Their glory comes from being obnoxious enough to get banned, congratulating themselves if they got banned after one post or if they made it all the way to four.

The entire site isn’t much to see:  the landing page is bunch of headline cards.  The writing–what they don’t outright plagiarize from other sites like “top-notch” sources like World Nut Daily, the Children’s Health Defense Network (?), GodIsReal and the ever-reputable TheBlaze–is, charitably, shit.  Not kidding.  I’ve seen better original writing from students who were born and raised in Afghanistan and had never touched a book besides the Koran until they arrived in the US a few weeks before, and they were still learning the Latin alphabet.

But they apparently think they destroyed NatZero.  So they’re celebrating with Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew Major Melon, I’m sure.  Don’t worry, kids, I’m sure you’ll get a date soon.

Fuck, yeah.