Fulton County, Georgia prosecutors have informed alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani he’s a target of a criminal investigation over the failed Trump coup attempt in the state, reports Danny Hakim of the New York Times. Giuliani is scheduled to testify to the grand jury on Wednesday after a judge last week told him to drive his ass down from New York if he’s not well enough to fly. We’re going to go ahead and guess Rudy’s just not going to show up now that they told him he’s looking at charges.