The CBS News Battleground Tracker, which has a cool name because it sounds like something from the Call of Duty or Battlefield video games, has updated its 2022 Midterms House forecast from a 230 seat win for the bad guys down to 226 seats (218 are needed for a majority), which is pretty fucking low for a party that was supposed to pwn the libtards while slamming Mountain Dew® Game Fuel® Tropical Strike flavor and gaining prestige XP for its inflation-CRT perk combo.
The change comes with a new CBS News/YouGov survey that also found a majority agreeing the FBI’s completion of the legendary difficulty PvE raid on the Orange Demon Lord’s palace – the one where you can score those ultra exotic weapon crafting blueprints if your team’s tanks are buffed enough for the final battle – was not a cheese, and a was done to protect national security.