Arguing in a motion in support of their request for a partial stay of Judge Aileen Cannon’s special master ruling in favor of her client, disgraced former President Trump, federal prosecutors pointed out that, despite all their bullshit stories outside the court, Team Orange’s lawyers have not actually asserted that the fat bastard ever declassified the documents that he stole before leaving office or declared them to be the kind of personal records that would necessitate a special master review.

“Plaintiff does not actually assert – much less provide any evidence – that any of the seized records bearing classification markings have been declassified. More importantly, the issues Plaintiff attempts to raise are ultimately irrelevant. Even if Plaintiff had declassified these records, and even if he somehow had categorized them as his ‘personal’ records for purposes of the PRA – neither of which has been shown – nothing in the PRA or any other source of law establishes a plausible claim of privilege or any other justification for an injunction restricting the government’s review and use of records at the center of an ongoing criminal and national security investigation,” DOJ lawyers wrote, probably giving Cannon an ulcer thinking about how to bullshit her way around this one.

It’s probably easier for the Trump lawyers though. They can probably just lie to the judge and not face any consequences or better yet simply not respond at all because it’s not like the fanboys care about why the MAGA Reich would say one thing on Fox News but not in court.