The personification of Junior’s stepmother Oedipal complex–she is, after all, only a few months older than Melania–Kimberly Guilfoyle decided that people really needed to hear the response to the State of the Union address given by the President of the United States from the woman known best for occupying The Legs Chair on the Fox bloviationpaloozafest “The Five” and making tens of thousands of dollars to stoke the hatred in the crowd on January 6th.
With a speaking style that’s part Eva Braun and part screech owl, Guilfoyle demonstrates her lack of volume control isn’t a skill everyone has and that for her, the best is behind her, not in fact, to come. Fired from Fox for sexual harassment–an asset on the resume of any prospective member of the Trump family–Guilfoyle echoes the dystopian view depicted by Republican Arkansas Governor and drooling Trump fangirl Sarah Huckleberry Slanders Huckabee Sanders