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Sorry, libtards! Trump’s plane didn’t crash!

Hah! Take that libs! The true President of the United States’s plane was fueled, maintained, and piloted sufficiently to take him from Florida to New York City so he can face indictment for having sex with a pornstar and paying her to keep quiet! He and his sycophants didn’t plunge into the icy waters of the Atlantic or over farmland in North Carolina or somewhere else in between after a sudden and catastrophic in-flight cabin depressurization causing the aircraft to break up! Score one for America and the rule of law that Trump didn’t plunge 35,000 feet from the sky, spending his last moments screaming in absolute terror! Go hide in your cry closets losers! LMAO!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve updated our MAGA readers on just how badly the libs got owned. We hope they enjoyed this total capitulation to America First.

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