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“Very credible” Hunter Biden “whistleblower” indicted for brokering sale of ChiCom weapons to Iran, violating FARA, and lying to FBI

Here’s House Oversight dipshit James Comer on Newsmax just three days ago, hyping up the “explosive” allegations brought against Hunter Biden by Israeli-American consultant Dr Gal Luft:

And here’s the Justice Department in a Monday press release: “Gal Luft, a Dual US-Israeli Citizen, Allegedly Evaded FARA Registration While Working to Advance the Interests of China in the United States and Sought to Broker the Illicit Sales of Chinese-Manufactured Weapons and Iranian Oil to China. Damian Williams, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Matthew G Olsen, the Assistant Attorney General for National Security, and Christie M. Curtis, the Acting Assistant Director in Charge of the New York Field Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (‘FBI’), announced today the unsealing of an eight-count Indictment charging GAL LUFT with offenses related to willfully failing to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act (‘FARA’), arms trafficking, Iranian sanctions violations, and making false statements to federal agents. LUFT, a dual US-Israeli citizen, was arrested on February 17, 2023, in the Republic of Cyprus based on the charges in the Indictment. LUFT subsequently fled after being released on bail while extradition proceedings were pending and remains a fugitive.”

The press release is very long, but the best part is further down, emphasis added liberally:

“First, LUFT conspired with others in an effort to act within the United States to advance the interests of the People’s Republic of China (‘China’) as agents of China-based principals, without registering as foreign agents as required under US law. As part of this scheme, while serving as the co-director of a Maryland-based non-profit think tank, LUFT agreed to covertly recruit and pay, on behalf of principals based in China, a former high-ranking US Government official (‘Individual-1’), including in 2016 while the former official was an adviser to the then-President-elect, to publicly support certain policies with respect to China without LUFT or Individual-1 filing a registration statement as an agent of a foreign principal with the Attorney General of the United States, in violation of FARA. Among other things, in the weeks before the 2016 US presidential election, LUFT and a co-conspirator (‘CC-1’), who is a Chinese national and worked for a Chinese nongovernmental organization affiliated with a Chinese energy company, created a written ‘dialogue’ between CC-1 and Individual-1, in which LUFT wrote Individual-1’s responses and included information that was favorable to China.”

So this one’s really got it all: “Individual-1” who we’re pretty sure is Mike Flynn in this case. A Chinese energy company – which we were to understand working with is supposed to be a big no-no in MAGA world. And last but not least, yet another asshole who claims to have dirt on Hunter Biden turning out to be a complete piece of shit who cashes in on deals with America’s enemies.

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