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You can almost hear Trump lawyer screaming “Please shut the fuck up! Stop talking! SHUT UP! NOW! FUCK!” in his head as client rants

It doesn’t take a telepath to sense the agony within Trump lawyer Chris Kise’s mind as his demented client rambles endlessly about how his “brand” should’ve been included on the financial statement because that’s what makes Mar-a-Lago worth “50 to 100 times” more than what Palm Beach County, Florida tax officials had valued it at… which Trump thinks the judge simply made up.

Minutes earlier, just before entering the courthouse, the fat bastard continued his rant in a Truth Social post, writing “JUST ARRIVED AT THE COURTHOUSE TO FIGHT A CORRUPT & RACIST ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND A ROGUE, OUT OF CONTROL, TRUMP HATING JUDGE, WHO REFUSES TO FOLLOW THE APPELLATE COURT DECISION WHICH KNOKS OUT 80% OF THIS SHAM CASE. THIS IS THE CONTINUATION OF THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT OF ALL TIME. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” Let’s hope for an uncontrolled outburst from him in the courtroom today.

Judge Arthur Engoron allowed news cameras in the courtroom at least before the beginning of the opening statements, we’ll see if there’s any more footage coming out, but it’s unlikely.

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