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Rudy asks judge to compel interviews with Kraken, Ellis, Chesebro

Alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani’s lawyers on Monday filed a motion requesting Fulton County, Georgia Judge Scott McAfee to compel now-flipped co-defendants Sidney “Kraken” Powell, Jenna Ellis, Kenny Chesebro, and Scott Hall to sit for interviews to, uh, we guess help Captain 9/11’s defense by giving them a heads-up on what they plan on testifying about during the trial, lol.

To be fair Rudy’s lawyers cite case law like “OCGA § 17-16-6 authorizes the Court to order the State to permit the discovery or inspection and the interview of witnesses. The purpose of the disclosure of witnesses prior to trial is to ‘prevent a defendant from being surprised at trial by a witness that the defendant has not had an opportunity to interview,'” which sounds reasonable-ish enough but who the hell knows with this crazy asshole and the crackerjacks he’s getting at a budget rate.

In related news Fulton District Attorney Fani Willis also moved to depose Susan Holmes, a would-be real Trump 2020 elector who dropped out of the fake slate because “she knew that Defendant Donald Trump did not win the presidential election in Georgia” and she “has testimony regarding the recruitment of individuals to attend the December 14 meeting that other witnesses do not have, and that no other witnesses can testify to.” Guess Trump’s going to have to intimidate her too.

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