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Lloyd Austin’s prostate getting lots of coverage

Lots of people are interested in Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin’s prostate. It’s a huge thing in political news this afternoon. It’s a big story about a big prostate. The talk of the town as they say.

That prostate is getting its 15 minutes of fame – and then some. Ronna McDaniel’s collagen lips, Lauren Boebert’s areolas, Mitch McConnell’s purple hands… All yesterday’s news about body parts.

The prostate is happening. It’s real. No vibes, no takes, no hype. Check every mainstream media website. “BREAKING” and “PROSTATE” in big letters at the top of the home pages. Lloyd Austin’s prostate is winning this news cycle and it’s not even close. Stay tuned for the latest on the prostate.

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