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The Hill’s op-ed casting call placed awful conspicuously

It’s been removed since we first spotted it earlier this morning, but the placement of a link to terrible political news site The Hill’s “Submitting an op-ed” guideline page toward the closing sentences of “Biden isn’t mentally up to the job” by soon-to-be former RNC chair Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel raises questions over whether its inclusion was prompted by the content of the failed leader’s piece.

It’s as if an editor decided “Holy fuck this botox-faced idiot is saying less than nothing about Biden’s age, yet still manages to fill out 625 words. Some average schmuck could not do any worse than this so we might as well just start asking for submissions from the average schmucks out there.”

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