"Maybe the guy did lie" - National Zero

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan, ever the one comfortable around male-on-male sexual abusers, told CPAC chief Matt Schlapp on Friday that maybe their “Biden bribery witness” Alex Smirnov did lie but something something double standard whatever. In related news, Smirnov is almost certainly not getting out of jail before trial as on Friday the Nevada federal magistrate who had originally let him out after his arrest last week ruled he no longer has jurisdiction over the case, ceding it to the California federal judge who ordered Smirnov back into custody.

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