A New York appellate court on Monday took just a few hours to rule “Lol, no” on disgraced former President Trump’s desperate, last minute bid to move his upcoming criminal trial out of Manhattan, and thus delay the start, due to “polling and quantitative analysis of media coverage shows that a fair and impartial jury cannot be selected right now,” with Appellate Division Judge Lizbeth Gonzalez writing simply “Defendant’s application for a stay of trial, pursuant to CPL 230.30, pending the determination of defendant’s motion for change of venue, is denied,” on the application.