Marjorie Taylor Greene warned us sinners of the demonic eclipse and God’s wrath, and it didn’t take long for the Lord to take the first soul of a pagan worshiper: On the way to a state park on Saturday to see Monday’s eclipse, a Long Island woman traveling in a camper being towed by a pickup truck fell onto the highway after the camper’s door unexpectedly opened, sustaining fatal head injuries. For the record, the camper was made by Airstream, not Boeing. According to the New York Daily News, police are investigating the accident that killed the 58-year-old woman, which was one of a number caused by the increase in traffic as people traveled to sites in the eclipse’s path, not caused by Lucifer’s lunar lark.