“On the afternoon of Sunday, May 19, Teton Interagency Dispatch received a report of a 35-year-old male visitor from Massachusetts who was seriously injured by a bear in the area of the Signal Mountain Summit Road. Grand Teton National Park rangers and Teton County Search and Rescue personnel responded to the scene to provide emergency medical care and air lifted the patient via helicopter to an awaiting ambulance where he was transported to St John’s Hospital.”
“The patient is in stable condition and is expected to fully recover. Based on initial reports from the injured visitor and preliminary information conducted as part of an ongoing investigation of the site, law enforcement rangers and park biologists believe the incident was a surprise encounter with two grizzly bears, with one of the bears contacting and injuring the visitor. The Signal Mountain Summit Road and Signal Mountain Trail are currently closed to all public entry,” says a National Park Service press release inadvertently putting a spotlight on the second bear’s sedentary sloth and lack of predatory instinct. They had him right where they wanted him and one of the bears simply fucks off and watches him get away without helping to tear the Masshole apart. What a lazy shitbag.