It’s hot, humid, and there’s a more than small chance of severe thunderstorms rolling in again in New York City this Thursday evening, and for some reason we still can’t fathom, fat former President Trump is holding a MAGA rally in the South Bronx and not, say, Wisconsin, Arizona, or Nevada where the 2024 election will be won or lost. Given the non-zero probability that something will go wrong at what looks to be a not-especially well-attended event that Fox News bro Jesse Watters insisted nobody is being bussed to from out of town, we’re going to carry it live instead of clipping from after the fact. Then there’s also that this afternoon Trump’s campaign sent a fundraising email promising some sort of “huge announcement” that may or may not just a third series of his $99 NFTs.