After not appearing during her father’s weeks-long trial for his election interference hush money conspiracy relating to the sexual interlude he had with a blonde porn star while also having an affair with a nude model as her dad’s third wife cared for her newborn half-brother, Ivanka Trump performatively said her father’s felony convictions were “painful,” the Daily Beast reports.
“It’s a pretty dark world. There’s a lot of darkness, a lot of negativity, and it’s just really at odds with what feels good for me as a human being. And, you know, it’s a really rough business. So for me and my family, it feels right to not participate,” she said displaying the depth of ethereal insight only a true multigenerational millionaire heiress can fake.
“On a human level, it’s my father and I love him very much, so it’s painful to experience,” she said in an effort to stay in the will. “But ultimately, I wish it didn’t have to be this way.”