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“Trump Force One” makes emergency landing in Montana

Convicted felon former President Trump was in his plane “Trump Force One” en route Friday to the one rally he has scheduled this week when a hydraulic leak forced an emergency landing in Billings, Montana, about 120 miles east of the venue for the rally in Bozeman, the AP reports.

Must’ve been pretty bad if a Boeing jet couldn’t limp on for another 10 or 15 minutes just to get to his actual destination. Plenty of MAGA chodes were already claiming this was the result of intentional sabotage, none of them realizing that Trump’s a cheap bastard who almost certainly cuts corners on maintenance and upkeep. Also funny too is that this comes just one day after the fat fuck falsely claimed he was nearly in a helicopter crash with former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown.

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