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WANTED: Palestinian-American for important job – Big Rubles!

Are you Palestinian-American? Are you at least 35 years of age and a naturally-born US citizen? Do you want to make your ethnic background more important than who you are as a person? Will you accept payment in Bitcoin? Are you okay with railing against the Biden Administration supporting Israel while your name appears on a ballot next to that of a 74 year-old Russian asset selling herself to dumbasses as an environmental-policy-focused liberal who also happens to be Jewish?

That’s the imaginary Craigslist version of the ad Green Party scumbag Jill Stein would be putting out now, as NBC News reports that already Stein tried to recruit Dearborn, Michigan Mayor Abdullah Hammoud before she found out he’s too young. Washington-based American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee executive director Abed Ayoub confirmed to NBC he’s in the running too, saying “It’s an honor to be considered for the position and something that I strongly considered and weighed heavily.” Stein plans to announce her choice of Muslim stooge for her campaign next week.

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