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Israel says new Hezbollah guy probably got exploded too

Israeli defense officials on Tuesday said Hashem Safieddine, successor to recently-exploded Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah, has probably been exploded too, Bloomberg reports.

Safieddine “has apparently been eliminated” said Defense Minister Yoav Gallant in an interview with Channel 12, adding that the Iran-backed terrorist militia is having trouble finding guys who haven’t been exploded yet to take command. “There is no one to make decisions,” Gallant said. “It will take another day, another week, another two weeks, and when the smoke and fog clear, they will understand in Iran that they have lost their most valued asset – which is Hezbollah.”

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