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“Legitimate” Governor of Arizona Kari Lake tells Politico Playbook she’s going to be voting early for herself and her Orange Jesus after having spent the last two years railing against it and vowing one day-only voting if elected governor, specifically telling ABC News that the Constitution “doesn’t say election season” or “election month,” and that “the longer you drag that out, the more fraught with problems there are,” trying to toss voters’ absentee ballots after she lost, and so on.

So yeah, that’s all out this year. “I’m voting early because it gives us the upper hand,” said Lake in a statement to Playbook. “The earlier we bank our votes, the more time we have to chase down and turn in every last ballot. This is how we win – by being smart, staying ahead, and making sure every vote counts. We’re going to deliver a huge win for Arizona and secure victories for President Trump, myself, and Republicans across the state!” A spokesworm for Lake’s senate campaign said the crazy asshole and her team “are determined to ensure that every ballot mailed out is properly filled in, returned, and counted, working tirelessly to guarantee that every voters’ voice is heard.”

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