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Hamas leader lost his will to live after seeing Trump polls

The facts speak for themselves: Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar lost his will to live after seeing what’s happening in the US presidential election, with President Trump surging in the polls, Polymarket now predicting an incredible 65 percent chance of him winning, and crazy Kamala Harris’s trainwreck of an interview with Fox News’s Bret Baier convinced Sinawar that there was no hope for him or his terrorist group to survive to fight Israel another day. So he gave up and let himself be shot dead.

No president has ever been a stronger ally to Israel and the Jews and if they don’t vote for him they should have their heads examined – especially after seeing this terrorist basically commit suicide in pure despair over the certainty of another Trump Administration. Sinawar knew that he would not get any more help from Iran – who will be broke again on January 20, 2025 because Trump will put 5,000 or even 10,000 percent tariffs on their shipments of guns and bombs to Hamas – since Kamala Harris will not be taking over the Oval Office from Hamas’s other great friend, Crooked Joe Biden.

Sinawar’s death is just one of so many incredible accomplishments that President Trump has already achieved before his return to the Oval Office: From Disney+ canceling that lesbian-themed Star Wars series to record stock market gains to lower gas prices to decreasing crime to plunging border crossings, it’s clear that his winning poll numbers are already having a positive effect on the world, despite the garbage leftist fake news media claiming he just danced to music on stage for 39 minutes when he was supposed to be answering questions at a town hall event in Pennsylvania.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this pitch for a Trump campaign press release on the de facto suicide by Hamas leader Yeahyeah Sinemax. We hope our MAGA readers enjoyed it.

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