Beyonce to take stage with Harris in Houston

Hometown megastar Beyonce Knowles will appear on stage with Vice President Kamala Harris during her Friday night Houston, Texas rally in support of Dem Congressman Colin Allred’s bid to unseat fucking assfaced Canadian Senator Ted Cruz, the Washington Post’s Tyler Pager reports.

In related news, Harris’s opponent, convicted felon former President Trump, will also be in Texas on Friday, holding a press conference in Austin at 12:30 PM local time to rant about brown people.

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Beyonce to take stage with Harris in Houston

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