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OCTOBER SURPRISE ALERT

🚨🚨🚨 HUGE 🚨🚨🚨 GAME CHANGER 🚨🚨🚨 DEMS R SO FUCKED 🚨🚨🚨 “The House Judiciary Committee is examining a whistleblower report that the FBI targeted Donald Trump soon after he announced his presidential campaign in June 2015, an off-the-books operation ordered by FBI Director James B Comey that predated the Crossfire Hurricane operation. An FBI agent involved in the probe revealed the off-the-books criminal investigation on Tuesday in a protected disclosure sent to the committee,” says the lede to an EXPLOSIVE new Washington Times report.

Good fucking God, these people are actually serious. It was even in a freaking Truth Social push alert on Tuesday. Fucking tweaker trolls on The Hill Disqus threads at 3:30 AM in October 2018 would barely even blink at this and here we are so many years later with Jim Jordan and his assclown car trying to make it a thing again. In what universe do even a majority of the most hardcore MAGA dead-enders in their audience still get fired up over “OBAMAGATE”?

“The whistleblower disclosure said two female FBI undercover agents infiltrated Mr Trump’s 2016 campaign at high levels and were directed to act as ‘honeypots’ while traveling with Mr Trump and his campaign staff on the trail,” the article continues and holy fuck. This isn’t real. Can barely even copy and paste from this article, forget typing a summary. Torso hurts from laughing too hard.

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