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“Yes, they were left up there for political reasons”

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Trump Reich deports 10 year-old US citizen with brain cancer

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Regime clears all migrants out of Guantanamo

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The market’s overvalued but it’s also all part of Trump’s plan

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Steve Bannon not ruling out presidential bid

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“Padded light pole” evidently wasn’t padded enough

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They’ve accomplished so much but it’s still Biden’s economy

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Judge blocks Trump order banning Dem law firm from buildings

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Schumer hints there aren’t enough Dem votes for CR

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Social Security likely to end phone-based service

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“Everything is transgender, everybody’s transgender”

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Harvard medical school grad Navy SEAL headed to space

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Rodrigo Duterte in ICC custody at the Hague

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Lone MAGA asshole quickly chased from Khalil protest

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“TRUMP SHAKING UP BROKEN ECONOMIC SYSTEM”

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Pro-independence, anti-US party wins Greenland election

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New Hampshire Dem Senator Jean Shaheen to retire

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Canada to impose $20.7 billion in tariffs on US imports

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New York Post omits a few details

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“Greatest economy president ever” underwater on economy: poll

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Suspect in JFK assassination pushes anti-communism education

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South Dakotans not expecting any ICE raids in the state

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Nooooo!!! Not Rosie O’Donnell!!!

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US Department of Education’s workforce to be halved Tuesday

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Dow Jones closes down 478 points

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More corruption and dumbassery from these two fucking freaks

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TSA intercepts turtle sex trafficker at Newark airport checkpoint

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Some asshole juror causes mistrial in case against Republican California judge who shot his wife in the chest during argument

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Demented old shitbag touts silver lining to economic fuckup

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Ukraine agrees to 30-day ceasefire: report

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Texas man googled whether killing illegal fiancee was legal

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WATCH LIVE: Leavitt in for a dogfight

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Infowars writer shot dead by car burglars: police

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Reich planning heightened travel restrictions on Canadian visitors

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Mike Johnson has no answer on what crime Khalil committed

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Federal appeals court hands Trump loss on birthright citizenship

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Dow drops another 500+ points after Trump doubles tariffs

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Orange Conquistador freaks out over Ontario electricity price hike

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Fanboy extolls the soaring rhetorical talents of politicians in contrast to Elon Musk, intelligent beyond mortal abstractions

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Katie Porter launches California gubernatorial campaign

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World-renowned champion of conservatism intros price controls

2 days ago

“The market isn’t great, not gonna lie… But the vibes are still good”

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Elon thanks fatass for admitting backlash has been effective

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Rodrigo Duterte arrested on ICC warrant in Philippines

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Fat Hitler loses patience with far right edgelord Thomas Massie

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Republicans gettin’ their Baghdad Bob on

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Mike Johnson’s chief of staff could blame Musk for DWI arrest

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Federal judge blocks Khalil’s deportation, sets Wednesday hearing

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Ketamine Brain blames Ukraine for “cyberattack” on Twitter

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Dow Jones drops like Lindsey Graham’s pants at a molly party

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