Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

Convicted felon President Trump signing an order banning transgender athletes from playing in women’s sports, the fat bastard announced he’ll be ordering DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to “reject any and all visa applications made by men attempting to fraudulently enter the United States while identifying as women athletes, trying to get into the games, maybe,” seemingly referring to the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles, per footage of the signing ceremony by clip guy Aaron Rupar.

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