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Danish Trump fanboy blames Biden for being stuck in ICE gulag

In an interview from ICE’s LaSalle Detention Center in Jena, Louisiana, where pro-Trump Danish man Kasper Eriksen has been detained since April while his American wife is alone with four kids under the age of 10, all thanks to a paperwork fuckup from 2015, Eriksen tells his native country’s Ekstra Bladet newspaper it’s actually Joe Biden’s fault for some reason he didn’t really explain.

“The reason I’m sitting here is more or less a product of the Biden Administration. They were the ones who let me go through this process without saying there was a problem. They didn’t keep an eye on it. It wasn’t until Trump that things got sorted out,” said Eriksen who, despite never personally ever having cast a ballot for Donald, posted upwards of 2,000 MAGA memes on social media before he was locked up. Wife Savannah agreed, saying “We are conservatives, we own guns, and we will give our lives for our country. Kasper is trapped in a broken system, but we still support the president and the things he does. But just because you support someone, it doesn’t mean you support them 110 percent in everything they say and do.” Savannah and her four kids are living in an RV now because Kasper obviously can’t work while locked up with 100 mostly Latino men.

Asked if they still support Trump’s immigration policies, Savannah said “Yes, and we still do. As Kasper says, 90 percent of those who are trapped [slightly dicey translation by Google] now do not deserve to be in the country. They do not speak English, they came here illegally, they have criminal backgrounds. I do not feel safe with them in the country. Then there are 10 percent who have documentation and who are caught in the system. When so many people enter the country illegally, it hits hard. We just had no idea that it would hit us so hard.” Got what she voted for.

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