Mike Lindell still alive, to run for Minnesota governor

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is still alive the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports, adding that he also plans to run for governor of Minnesota next year. The mustachioed bedding pitchman, who is deeply in debt after pissing away tens of millions of his fortune on various failed attempts to overturn the 2020 election, used to be a crack addict and his disappearance from the media spotlight was assumed by this website to have been caused by a possibly fatal relapse into drug abuse.

“If there was someone to win, it would be me,” Lindell said of the GOP field that includes Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth, failed 2022 nominee Scott Jensen, state Representative Kristin Robbins, businessman Kendall Qualls, and attorney Chris Madel. They don’t have bobbleheads.

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